Sunday Sermon by Crystal Methodist

March 3, 2007 at 6:43 pm 7 comments

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Ha hoo! Oh parishoners! Today’s service will be from

Mark Foley 23:11 – “For it is imperative we remain in denial for it is Christ’s way. Just because there were no closets in stables does not mean Christ was not a closet-case. Long hair and flowing robes maketh for insurgent queens ; do not honour the false christ for the real one wore a suit and tie.

Yay though I don’t know what I speaketh of and confusion may reign from the work of Lucifer (and he’s HOT!), truth is heard between the lines and sheets of my works. Go out and liveth the Repugnacan dream, for it is what will bring the Salvation Army to the doorsteps of the poor. ”

So dear parishioners, don’t take these words in heed…..caller number one, go ahead please……are you confused?

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7 Comments

  • 1. Bill-Muskoka  |  March 4, 2007 at 8:37 am

    Scout,

    Great to be able to go to church again. We seek the Light and there it is!

    Crystal is right…Jesus does wear a suit and a tie and we can tell because…

    The real threat is bilking the masses, creating another cult of brainless sheep, and raking in the money while laughing all the way to the bank. Oh, and they pay no taxes because they are a ‘religious organization’!

    The Prayer Palace

  • 2. jj  |  March 4, 2007 at 10:38 am

    Ah, and not a moment too soon. Bible study just doesn’t cut it, I need a real sermon once in awhile to keep me on the straight & narrow. bless you, crystal methodist!

  • 3. Q  |  March 4, 2007 at 12:16 pm

    Lucifer’s hot? lol

    You mean in a Hawaiian guitar playing hottie kinda way?

  • 4. harpervalley  |  March 4, 2007 at 5:14 pm

    bill….tut tut tut…..how can i help you if you won’t accept the system? here at the christian alliance, our own savior steve , wears the best tip top taylor suits there are. my my, he’s one for the dollar, that man. just look at the expensive gifts he gave bush.

    jj, i know you love to repent every sunday from your hard core posts . be assured you are forgiven and can collect two lambs at safeway, courtesy of church fundraisers, to sacrifice. you do have an alter at home, don’t you?

    Q, lucifer is hotter then a hawaiian hottie! he has short hair, a blue suit with tie and sensible oxfords. in fact he even washes with irish spring and dabs on a little ‘brute’ after shaving. i know i myself have a tough time with temptation….forgive me, jack lord !!!

  • 5. RossK  |  March 4, 2007 at 11:24 pm

    Somehow I think Dan-O was more Mr. Foley’s type.

    .

  • 6. harpervalley  |  March 5, 2007 at 2:01 pm

    ross……what, not kato? ‘book ’em’ takes on a whole new meaning 😀

  • 7. Bill-Muskoka  |  March 5, 2007 at 2:55 pm

    Scout,

    I would atone but I’d much rather give them a bone! LOL


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