For Valentines Day…Give Him a Hookah
Now on E-Bay, the all new Patriot Hookah: The Afghan Bomber. Blow your brains out in a whole new way with opium shaped like little helmets and missiles. Classic red, white and blue lends its homeland motif to any nation imperialized by the U.S.. Just a few hits off this puppy and you’ll be signing away your minerals, lumber and water in no time short.
Paypal accepted but you must have troops in Afghanistan to qualify. Bidding starts at $50 US.