For Valentines Day…Give Him a Hookah

January 6, 2007 at 12:31 pm 12 comments

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Now on E-Bay, the all new Patriot Hookah: The Afghan Bomber. Blow your brains out in a whole new way with opium shaped like little helmets and missiles. Classic red, white and blue lends its homeland motif to any nation imperialized by the U.S.. Just a few hits off this puppy and you’ll be signing away your minerals, lumber and water in no time short.

Paypal accepted but you must have troops in Afghanistan to qualify. Bidding starts at $50 US.

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Entry filed under: Afghanistan, armed forces, Ebay, hookah, opium, Uncategorized.

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12 Comments

  • 1. The Anon  |  January 6, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    The two blogs reveal that you guys are dealing in drugs :). I may be interested in Hookah but I cannot bid more than 50 cents. Do you think Harpo or Dubya will give me grants to buy my very first Hookah. It could bring economic boom ito North America once the trades keeps going. References needed to apply for the grant.

  • 2. sheena  |  January 6, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    I so have a shawarma craving right now.

  • 3. Bill-Muskoka  |  January 6, 2007 at 3:23 pm

    Sheena,

    Oh thanks…Now I am having flashbacks to Ottawa…The schawarma capitol of the world! LOL

  • 4. bcwaterboy  |  January 7, 2007 at 6:47 pm

    This could be used to start pumpin those oil reserves the US is now (admitting) may have been part of the WMD reasons for obliterating Iraq and 3,000 + American Troops.

  • 5. The Anon  |  January 8, 2007 at 11:10 am

    What happened to the hookah. Has the bid stopped at 50 cents. In that case I want it. 🙂

  • 6. Bazz  |  January 8, 2007 at 4:39 pm

    I worry that Harper & co. will get some ideas from seeing the flag on that thing…
    … bah, probably no ideas they haven’t already had.

    Anyway, hope you had pleasant holidays Scout! And thank you so much for the little package which arrived the other day!!

  • 7. Ben  |  January 9, 2007 at 9:25 am

    The Shawarma in Ottawa at Bank and Lisgar is so nasty. I have no clue why people lined up for that crap. They must have been smokers.

  • 8. Simon  |  January 9, 2007 at 5:47 pm

    Hmmm…….nice hookah……tell anon he can have Harpo’s little flag…I want the bomber!!! As well as something nice from Afghanistan to put in it. Do they still make hash there….or is it all opium? Oh never mind….I’ll take both… I’m gay and left wing and an atheist and I’m living in Harper’s Canada so I figure I NEED it!! 🙂

  • 9. sheena  |  January 9, 2007 at 6:37 pm

    Ben:
    I’m a huge fan of Marroush, the Shawarma Nutsi.
    He’s crazy, man. Elgin & Gladstone, next to the Bulldog.

  • 10. harpervalley  |  January 9, 2007 at 10:49 pm

    oops, been holed up sick….wish i could tell ya i’ve been far too busy having tropical hookas, however, seems some bug has attacked my throat, ears, lungs, hell my whole frickin’ body!!!

  • 11. Bazz  |  January 10, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    Sorry to hear that you’re under the weather (and, judging by the news reports, that’s true in a couple of senses)! I hope you feel better very soon!

  • 12. Bill-Muskoka  |  January 10, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    scout,

    Yeah, us too! It’ not nice…not real bad…more annoying than anything!

    Hope you get well soon!


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