If Only They Were Normal # 17 – Mel Gibson

January 5, 2007 at 1:04 pm 10 comments

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The drunk, bigotted, weirdo Xstian actor/filmmaker Mel Gibson has decided to become ‘normal’ and live out life as a kangaroo.

“G’day. Just call me ‘Melaroo’ now. I’ve given it all up. It’s obvious I don’t cut it as a human being so I’ve checked my ego in Syndey and will be hopping about the outback for the rest of my days. There’s no such thing as religion or race in the animal kingdom so it seems the only way to go for a mate like me. Crikey, I don’t know which is harder to give up, the turps or the vegemite.

Anyways, now the doc film makers will chasing after me, quite the change, but they’ll have to be fast to catch me, I’ve no interest and they can mind their own bizzo.”

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10 Comments

  • 1. jacobin  |  January 5, 2007 at 1:22 pm

    I like ‘Melaroo’, I think he’s alright.
    Haven’t seen Apocolypto yet, but heard it was good!

  • 2. Q  |  January 5, 2007 at 2:40 pm

    Now scout. There’s nothing wrong with being drunk or a weirdo or a film maker.

    Biggoted and Xstian are another matter.

    Speaking of drunk, how’s the hangover mate?

  • 3. harpervalley  |  January 5, 2007 at 5:18 pm

    jacobin, that’s now ‘apocolytroo’ 🙂

    Q, yer right, i’ll toss out the rest and leave biggot and xshtian…..my fault entirely as i attempt to think through a fhlemg filled brain from my awa bar new years. no hangover…awa doesn’t seem to have any effect that way, and no alcohol has passed my lips. how’d you do on new years, mate?

  • 4. Q  |  January 6, 2007 at 5:16 am

    Good but it’s time to think healthy after the holiday season excesses. Does awa mix well with vodka? I’ll give it a shot:)

  • 5. harpervalley  |  January 6, 2007 at 10:28 am

    Q….awa must never be mixed with alcohol so i suggest you call up the armed forces and put in an opium order….afghan gold is supposed to be the icing on the cake for awa. remember to serve with a little canadian and u.s. flag (or combine the two) for the side of the bowl on the pipe.

  • 6. JJ  |  January 6, 2007 at 12:31 pm

    It’s Sugar Tits! He just doesn’t look right without a bottle of jack daniels in his hand, er, paw.

  • 7. bcwaterboy  |  January 7, 2007 at 6:48 pm

    Add homophobe to the list of what this crappy has-been actor sinks to.

  • 8. Bruce  |  January 8, 2007 at 11:07 pm

    I seriously don’t want to think about what in god’s name he might do with that pouch.

  • 9. Austin  |  January 14, 2007 at 4:20 pm

    We kangaroos come in all shapes and sizes and pride ourselves on our extensive friendly family groups but I am sorry to say that this particular kangaroo would have been left on the side of Mt Kosiosko to freeze or in these days of drought, been dropped off in the middle of the Simson Desert.

  • 10. harpervalley  |  January 14, 2007 at 11:10 pm

    he’s the kinda roo that’s got fleas….no insult to the rest of the roo family!!!!


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