Inspector Stockwell Gadshit – Be Very Afraid

December 26, 2006 at 1:19 pm 9 comments

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CTV reports that a Russian spy has been deported. Stockwell, of course, is taking credit even though somewhere in someone’s archives there’s a good report on him giving the libs shit for not being fair to the guy…something like that, you know how concerned i am at making this a journalism site.

The CTV story mentions Paul William Hampell as being part of the ‘feared’ KGB…guess the government is concerned Russia will uncover Steve’s plot to take over the world. Confiscated items from this ‘dangerous’ spy include:
A fraudulent Ontario birth certificate in a travel pouch under his shirt
A Canadian passport
$7,800 in five different currencies
Several bank and credit cards
Index cards with detailed notes about Canadian history
Three cellphones
Five SIM cards, used for when a cellphone user changes countries; several were password-protected
Two digital cameras
A shortwave radio

I know I’m afraid….very afraid. Stockwell, thanks for saving the Cuntry.

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Entry filed under: Canada, Inspector Gadget, KGB, Paul Hempell, Politics, Russia, russian spy, Stockwell Day.

From the Archives…O Santa Bin Laden Famous Stupid People #17

9 Comments

  • 1. Q  |  December 26, 2006 at 5:20 pm

    Probably looking for the Cadbury secret.

    Now Inspector Stock Clouseau can go back to catching The Phantom Sir Charles Litton and return the Pink Panther.

  • 2. harpervalley  |  December 26, 2006 at 9:32 pm

    Q, i think clouseau might be best hopping back on his jet ski and looking for the loch ness monster or oggopoggo or something. of coure, ‘pubic safety’ might entail very serious matters like keeping gays from marrying or people from having sex until they are married.

  • 3. Bruce  |  December 27, 2006 at 7:43 am

    Inspector Frigid. Inspector Dumbshit, Inspector Clueless, Inspector … . I could go on forever.

  • 4. JJ  |  December 27, 2006 at 11:14 am

    Inspector Batshit. Inspector Dipshit. Inspector Bugshit. Inspector Spearchucker.

  • 5. harpervalley  |  December 27, 2006 at 11:45 am

    bruce….i’ll go for inspector clueless for five points.

    jj, hey , i thought that was the end of round one and bruce was the moderator ……what kind of a game show is this??? and i’m pissed i missed the spearchucker one…read about it, like, what a dumbfucking asshole. maybe i should photoshop him as a, a , hmmm…..spearchucker?

  • 6. Beave  |  December 27, 2006 at 11:48 am

    I read your page everyday and I laugh and laugh for hours. Sometimes, I laugh so hard that when I drink milk it comes out of my nose. Christmas day I read it twice. I will read twice on New Years too.

    Stockwell “Doris” Day in a wet suit. That’s so funny! hehehe.

  • 7. Wandering Coyote  |  December 27, 2006 at 1:53 pm

    Scout: your 12 Days of Christmas were brilliant, my friend! You are a photshopping genius!

  • 8. Annamarie  |  December 27, 2006 at 2:10 pm

    Scout, you are the best! I’m laughing too hard to write more….. hehehehehe!!! 🙂

  • 9. Bruce  |  December 27, 2006 at 6:25 pm

    There’s no way I’m moderating this & I think JJ came up with some better ones anyway.


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