Left Behind, Eternal Farces
Left Behind, Eternal Forces, is a new video game marketed to the XstianLot right. It’s a game of violence about the rapture, where players can regain lost points for unnessesary killing by stopping for prayer time. Good grief, Charlie Brown Christ!
Critics are calling for it’s removal from stores like Walmart, who are refusing (even though they pulled the book on teen lesbian sex).
Get this: ‘Combatants on one side pause for prayer, and their favoured interjection is “Praise the Lord.”….and…’The game’s story line game begins after the rapture, when most Christians are transported to heaven. Earth’s remaining population is faced with a choice of joining or combatting the Antichrist, as embodied by a force called the Global Community Peacekeepers that seeks to impose one-world government.’
Clever marketing on the title, n’est pas? I think I’ll invent a video game called ‘Left Behind, Right Arses’. It will involve the ‘good side’ scoring points for mooning politicians. If you get caught you get yer butt tatooed, something nice like a coloured star. If you succeed the ‘right guy’ turns into a giant sphincter with hemmaroids. Hmm, maybe I should call it ‘True Colours’.
Anyone out there know how to do computer game programming?