Canadian Regulatory Agency Police

December 9, 2006 at 8:51 am 5 comments

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Stockwell Day, Minister of Pubic Safety, has come under fire for the R.C.M.P.’s ‘inCONsistencies’ over the handling of the illegal Maher Arar detainment. Arar is calling for an agency to oversee such bungling won’t happen again.

Stockwell: I’m fully aware a body is needed to ensure the pubic safety of all. I’ve formed the Canadian Regulatory Agency Police, C.R.A.P., and will be on the team myself. We’re uniformed and will soon have badges, which I can’t wait for, I’ve been practising flipping open my wallet already.

We want to be certain we field everything. This will be a kick to police forces like the RCMP and CSIS ….I’ve ordered a dozen jet skis to get us started and be able to follow through on such things as brown-skins, canadian-borns, gay, females and any other people who are not complying with God. Mr. Arar certainly learned what it takes to be a Canadian not of European heritage, and with Zacarelli stepping down, Arar’s good suggestion will allow us to find a good XLOT (christian zealot) replacement.

I’m sure the formation of C.R.A.P. is something Arar intended, and I want to ensure him, now that he’s been properly programmed, that his pubic’s will be safe.

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Entry filed under: C.S.I.S., Canadian Politics, Guilino Zacarelli, Humour, Maher Arar, Public Safety, R.C.M.P., Stockwell Day.

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5 Comments

  • 1. JJ  |  December 9, 2006 at 9:11 am

    hehee — remember when the conservatives and the reform/canadian alliance first merged, they were called the Canadian Reform Alliance Party: CRAP? Unfortunately that didn’t last long.

  • 2. harpervalley  |  December 9, 2006 at 9:14 am

    jj, oh ya,, forgot about that unitl now…that was a great one!!!!!!!!!!! thanks for the reminder 🙂

  • 3. Q  |  December 9, 2006 at 4:42 pm

    Holy C.R.A.P.

    What will he do to make it up to Mr. Arar, take him for a complimentary jet ski ride? I’m sure Arar has had enough of water sports.

    Stockboy could demonstrate his manhood by stacking the Dion quints on his shoulders as he roars across the Bay of Fundie.

  • 4. Adrian MacNair  |  December 9, 2006 at 7:01 pm

    I personally liked the Film Actors Guild.

    That’s a great little photo you have there Scout.

  • 5. harpervalley  |  December 9, 2006 at 7:18 pm

    Q, yes, he gets a free ride AND a nifty wet suit with ‘survivor’ wriiten on the back. ew, water sports! the dion quints would add a nice finale to stock’s circus performance on the water.

    adrian, ‘f.a.g.’ is a gooder 🙂 . i got the photo from from daddy scout, he found it in stickewell’s garbage can….his autograph had smeered so he couldn’t send it out.


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