Canadian Regulatory Agency Police
Stockwell Day, Minister of Pubic Safety, has come under fire for the R.C.M.P.’s ‘inCONsistencies’ over the handling of the illegal Maher Arar detainment. Arar is calling for an agency to oversee such bungling won’t happen again.
Stockwell: I’m fully aware a body is needed to ensure the pubic safety of all. I’ve formed the Canadian Regulatory Agency Police, C.R.A.P., and will be on the team myself. We’re uniformed and will soon have badges, which I can’t wait for, I’ve been practising flipping open my wallet already.
We want to be certain we field everything. This will be a kick to police forces like the RCMP and CSIS ….I’ve ordered a dozen jet skis to get us started and be able to follow through on such things as brown-skins, canadian-borns, gay, females and any other people who are not complying with God. Mr. Arar certainly learned what it takes to be a Canadian not of European heritage, and with Zacarelli stepping down, Arar’s good suggestion will allow us to find a good XLOT (christian zealot) replacement.
I’m sure the formation of C.R.A.P. is something Arar intended, and I want to ensure him, now that he’s been properly programmed, that his pubic’s will be safe.