Same Steve Marriage – Vote NO!

December 7, 2006 at 3:27 pm 8 comments

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Steve’s defeat of the anti same sex marriage motion has led him to his next move. With gay marriage no longer in doubt, Harper is cranking it up a notch anad has tabled a motion that would allow him to marry himself and produce clones.

This is true! Daddy Scout, the Parliament Hill janitor who finds these tidbits out for me discovered the impending Narcissist Bill under a plastic Jesus that had been stuck on the dashboard of Steve’s car.

Now we know his motives.
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**Check Montreal Simon’s post on the SSM Vote.

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Entry filed under: Cloning, Defeat, Same Sex Marriage, Stephen Harper.

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8 Comments

  • 1. Adrian MacNair  |  December 7, 2006 at 5:13 pm

    Taking the notion of telling Steve to “go fuck himself” entirely non-offensive.

  • 2. Annamarie  |  December 7, 2006 at 5:14 pm

    Yep, if Stevie-boy could figure out a way to do it, he surely would pass just such a bill and marry his fave person …. I can visualize him kissing himself in the mirror first thing in the morning and last thing at night – and anytime in-between when he thinks no one is watching…

    Thank Daddy Scout for reporting back all the great news tidbits to you. Good ole guy.

    And have a wonderful time in Hawaii!! 🙂

  • 3. harpervalley  |  December 7, 2006 at 5:31 pm

    adrian…ha, very good 🙂

    annamarie! will let daddy scout know you appreciate his digging…he spends an lot of time by the incinerator where it seems many a document and memo end up ….wait, that’s the old days…..he spends a lot of time by the recycling bins where the shredded memos and documents are and he’s good a putting puzzles together.

    thanks on the hawaii front!!!!

  • 4. bcwaterboy  |  December 7, 2006 at 7:20 pm

    I think we now ought to petition the courts for same person marriage. Who better to marry than yourself. You don’t have to worry about sharing anything, you will never get in any arguments and much cheaper grocery bills. Harper can lead the way, after all, he loves himself more than life itself. He can spend the rest of his life looking at himself in the mirror and protect the sanctity of traditional same person marriage. Maybe Boreen can marry herself too, and George Bush, and James Dobson, and….

  • 5. Bill-Muskoka  |  December 7, 2006 at 8:46 pm

    Well now! This is like a deja vu scene from “The Sixth Day’ where the megacorp preznut clones himself and Da Arnold tells him to ‘F— yourself (kindly edited for the benefit of those who may be sensitive to anything sexually suggestive).

    Then the reality hits! Isn’t Steve already so inbred that such mating would result in something akin to a George W. Bush?

    Genetics…Saving the world from tyranny…one F—‘in idiot at a time!

  • 6. Harpervalley  |  December 7, 2006 at 9:07 pm

    waterboy…..i think you’re right….and there’s no foreplay to solitary vice. boreen may want to marry laura after the divorce so steve can marry himself.

    the problem is, is steve has a downfall and loses esteem…how does he split his ass, i mean assetts?

    bill….i think you can say fuck here…..the gang’s pretty good at using it themselves….of course, i’m virgin mouthed (ya right).

    steve’s not QUITE as inbred as the royal family, though he aspires to be. i understand he applied to be prince charle’s valet.

  • 7. JJ  |  December 8, 2006 at 11:43 am

    “Same-person marriage” LOL

    I’ve been in a common-law same-person marriage for a while and it isn’t working out. It’s always the same old argument over who gets to do the dishes, me or I. Sigh.

  • 8. harpervalley  |  December 8, 2006 at 12:34 pm

    JJ, i suggest you consult crystal methodist on this one. she is a certified same person marriage councillor . i’m sure simple techniques like flipping a coin to see if you or you do the dishes would work out. please, don’t resort to violence!!! there is nothing worse then when the cops have to break up a person wrestling themselves. multiple personality disorders like steve has can lead to great upset in the cloned family.


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