Sunday Sermon by Crystal Methodist

December 3, 2006 at 1:26 pm 8 comments

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Ha Hoo! Good Sabbath to all. My announcement today concerns Stephane Dijon. Can he mustard the courage to believe in the Lord Conrad Black? I see a yellow stripe on this one for succumbing to the flock!

I’m not one to show my indignation for pagans, but rumour heretells Dijon does not follow the missionary position. Stephen with an E is not a good way to make your mark in life if you don’t have faith in Yaweh.

Let this be a warning, and meantime, Onward, Christian Soldiers!

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Entry filed under: Humour, Religon, Stephane Dion, Stephen Harper, Uncategorized.

The Dion Quintuplets Harper Valley and The Canadian Blog Awards

8 Comments

  • 1. Q  |  December 3, 2006 at 2:56 pm

    Ha hoo indeed.
    I doesn’t thinkest one can missionary in the French culture, too pedestrian, mais non? Might cause severe ennui.
    Like using that American French’s instead of Dijon? Yuk.

  • 2. harpervalley  |  December 3, 2006 at 3:44 pm

    Q, oui oui, monsier. le position missonaire la boring. spread the mustard , honey, just don’t make it ‘regular’.

  • 3. Saskboy  |  December 3, 2006 at 6:02 pm

    Woo! You won some stuff.

  • 4. jacobin  |  December 3, 2006 at 8:27 pm

    congrats on the win, brilliant.

  • 5. Annamarie  |  December 3, 2006 at 8:32 pm

    Congrat, Scout, for winning the Best Series for your “If only they were normal”! You came in third in the other categories, behind Raymi the Mix and Rick Mercer. You did well!

    Though I can’t for the life of me see why Raymi got so many votes. I’d never even heard of that blog before the awards, and just visited now. Only thing I can see is that she has a huge number of very young friends who all voted… And no, I’m not saying this to be mean, but really, everyone go check it out if you haven’t yet, and tell us what you think about it… Maybe I’m getting old, but I fail to see much humour or anything else there… Must have been a lot of kids voting for her… Surely couldn’t have been adults…. ? Am I missing something??

  • 6. Annamarie  |  December 3, 2006 at 8:34 pm

    P.S. In my book, Scout you’re the best!!! πŸ™‚

  • 7. Annamarie  |  December 3, 2006 at 8:35 pm

    P.P.S. Are you still without electricity??

  • 8. harpervalley  |  December 3, 2006 at 9:05 pm

    saskboy, haha, so did you!!!

    jacobin, thanks…not so sure if it was brilliant or just a dim glow fluke πŸ™‚

    annamarie, thanks….yes, i’ve been to the site and the only thing i can say is it’s a generational thing. she has quite the thing going and you have to hand it to her. maybe when we were pubescent we would have thought it were a great site too….i’m sure those kids think i suck, so, there you have it πŸ™‚

    our electricity was restored a while ago, thanks. the landlord also brought over the coolest propane generator…..it’s an old workhorse build as solid as hell….i’m very impresssed.


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