The Dion Quintuplets

December 2, 2006 at 8:21 pm 11 comments

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Chretien:O.k., now like I have five times the staying power I would have with Rae or Ignaetiff. Always the winner, eh? Eat my shorts, Martin! Heh, heh, did I tell you already ’bout me saying at the convention if I could call Harper Steve like W. did? I did? Well too bad, you just heard it again.

But ah, this is supposed to be about Dion, non? Too bad because he doesn’t have his own personalized golf balls yet. Besides, he can put a room to sleep almost as fast as Steve, eh? With me popping out I will ensure Canada does not have a snooze-fest. And The Liberals, we will lead again, non? Oui! Unless of course Stephane is like Mr. Martin.

See you in the spring, o.k.? It will be Stephane versus Stephen. Sounds better in french eh?
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*OH all right, yes you spell Dionne Quintuplets different from Dion, but who cares? Certainly not me, so Sheena, don’t get on my case!

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11 Comments

  • 1. jacobin  |  December 2, 2006 at 8:49 pm

    that’s some funny shit you wrote there scout, with the accent and everything.

    and the Dion Quintuplets are so cute πŸ˜‰

  • 2. Sheena  |  December 3, 2006 at 7:20 am

    Can anybody find a picture of John Rae, Bob’s bro online anywhere? I’m having trouble, and I have a theory…

  • 3. harpervalley  |  December 3, 2006 at 7:39 am

    jacobin, thanks….yes, aren’t the quints adorable??? i liked the liederhosen shot the best.

    sheena, did you say you have a theory or your’re having therapy?

  • 4. Bruce  |  December 3, 2006 at 9:12 am

    That’s great, I never would have thought of it. Then again, I didn’t even think of the Stephane/Steven thing either. Guess I need new meds or something.

  • 5. JJ  |  December 3, 2006 at 9:21 am

    Five o’ dem, all side by each, den dere dey were: gone.

  • 6. Q  |  December 3, 2006 at 12:17 pm

    Jiggers me tykes! They’re adorable, them wee folk, but they won’t scare the Harperites much.

  • 7. harpervalley  |  December 3, 2006 at 12:40 pm

    bruce, thank you kind sir….take bipolar meds, become a bipolar bear today (actually, not recommended). the stephane/stephen thing is gone to be CONfusing…..i think we’ll have to spell it StephanE.

    JJ, sacre bleu, non!

    q, we can stack the elves up on each other, kind of a lord of the rings thing.

  • 8. Adrian MacNair  |  December 3, 2006 at 2:34 pm

    That’s a great doctored photo… or is it?

  • 9. harpervalley  |  December 3, 2006 at 3:46 pm

    adrian, the liberals won’t reveal if it’s a reuters ‘doctored’ photo or not. i emailed them several times but it kept bouncing back. gee, don’t know why πŸ™‚

  • 10. cheezwhiz  |  December 4, 2006 at 6:32 am

    Scout, being a native of North Bay where the Quints were born – well, Corbeil, right next to NB to be exact – that’s the first thing that’s been coming to my mind when I hear his name. Used to have BD parties at the old Quints museum in North Bay πŸ™‚ One year for hallowe’en my grade 13 class entered the ‘Dionne Quinpumpkins’ and won the carving contest.
    May I say, that I am SO impressed with Mr. Dion.

  • 11. harpervalley  |  December 7, 2006 at 9:31 pm

    cheez!!!!!! so great to see ya! an interesting comment, what struck me most was i forgot they have grade 13 in ontario!!!!! dion did really well….i think he’ll be fine, and now we have 4 leaders to pick on πŸ™‚


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