Liberal Leadership – InCONvenient Truth for Steve

December 1, 2006 at 12:05 am 5 comments

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“Darn. It’s time for the Liberal leadship. There goes my parade. Who will call non-confidence first, the Dippers or the Glibs? The suspense is killing me.

Oh no, I just sharted my Stanfields. Boreen will shoot me again, but I’m so nervous.

I know, I’ll made a u-tube! I can see it all now:

Intro….Rocky Mountains of Alberta. A sweeping arial shot. Cut to an Irving Oil station , music up, Celine Dion singing, “This land is your land , this land is my land, from Bonavista , to Vancouver Island”. Close ups and arial sweeps of gas stations and oil refineries for duration of song. *Note, don’t include Petro-Can, it’s owned by that Chinese guy.

Seguay music to Anne Murray singing “Snowbird”. See if MacKay will dress up as a goose. Gee he’s good looking! He beats Iggy and Rae in that department. *Note, make New Government of Canada 2007 MacKay pin up calendars.

Extro: shot of me dressed up in fighter pilot suit like George. *Note, buy William Shatner Star Trek girdle. Text ends saying, “Conservatives…a CONvenient Spoof”.

Great, I can’t wait to tell the kids!
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*Note, Global ‘Orgasm for Peace’ day is winter solstice.

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5 Comments

  • 1. Bill-Muskoka  |  December 1, 2006 at 5:55 am

    scout,

    I assume that Harper will be shown in the Wide-Screen version?

    Will Steve be participating in the World Ogasm Day? Would he even know what the day is about? Would it blow off more than his socks?

    Maybe Boreen can help with her ‘toy’ drawer, eh?

    Peter in a goose suit? Will he lay the Golden Egg?, Oh, he already has done that I think!

    One nice thing about Flight Suits are the anti-G air bladders that inflate and SQUEEZE the extremities o kep blood available for the brain. We, of course, know that Harper does need to worry about brain blood, but think of the effect as an instantly adjustable body girdle!

    Ah, well off to another fine day of FUD brough to us by our so-called political leaders.

    Oh, and it will be the Canadian public that calls the next election!

  • 2. Saskboy  |  December 1, 2006 at 7:02 am

    And today December 1 is Ban TV Day.

  • 3. harpervalley  |  December 1, 2006 at 7:54 am

    bill…’wide screen version’….very good!!! you’re on a roll with this one! ewwww, brain blood, gross. steve only has the big ‘o’ to procreate so guess we’ll be seeing a third little harper.

    saskboy, guess we fit right in….no tv, so , that’s it!

  • 4. Great Aunty Bertha  |  December 1, 2006 at 8:20 am

    “Darn. It’s time for the Liberal leadship. There goes my parade. Who will call non-confidence first, the Dippers or the Glibs? The suspense is killing me.

    I think Dave at the Galloping Beaver may have an answer…

    http://thegallopingbeaver.blogspot.com/2006/11/start-counting-down-spring-election.html

    We have televisions, but no cable and no antennae hooked up. We watch movies or the boys play video games (I worked long and hard to keep video games out of the house and managed until about 5 years ago).

    GAB

  • 5. harpervalley  |  December 1, 2006 at 10:04 am

    GAB, i’m just praying iggy doens’t get in…he’d probably want to form an ‘alliance’ with the tories. i’ll go check out dav’es post, thanks.

    ah yes, the video game thing! we lost out on that one, but i can’t remember how old she was. oops….power went out briefly….STAY ON, STAY ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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