Prepping for the Birth of a New Nation

November 28, 2006 at 12:09 am 11 comments

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Gilles:As you see, Monsieur Prime Minister, now that you are in your second trimester it is time to view our facilities. You will agree they are the finest, non? When the baby nation comes out of your mangina, our staff will place it to your moobs. We ensure you non of our staff are injuns, and there is plenty of room here for your security staff and your wife, Boreen.

Steve:WOW! And will my children with Jewish names be allowed in too?

Gilles: But of course! We can also accomodate your official photographer, the one who likes to capture your buck teeth and double chin.

Steve: But he told me those were great shots.

Gilles: Yes, of course they were. I was just making a little joke. Merde.

Steve:What does that mean?

Gilles: It is french for god.

And that’s enough of that! This story bugs me to no end. I guess it’s good in the sense that 800 people weren’t bombed or Georgie didn’t say anything ultra ridiculous. It’s been slow news and that will do.

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Entry filed under: Canada, Gilles duceppe, Humour, Quebec, Stephen Harper.

It’s Official…Quebec is a Nation Famous Stupid People #15

11 Comments

  • 1. Q  |  November 28, 2006 at 3:48 am

    Hang in there scout, better weather has to be coming!

    Natives have a higher international status than this ‘nation’ label, aren’t they defined as a ‘People’ and as nations? not that it does a lot of good most of the time. It’s all politics. The only status that matters is money. We do have power as consumers and nobody’s buying brand Harper right now, pregnant or not, haha.

  • 2. Bruce  |  November 28, 2006 at 7:41 am

    It’s French for God, I love it.

    I still don’t know what all this means but I know I don’t like it. All I can see so far is Harper came up with some dumbass populist idea and every single sheep in Parliament ran with it. Was there any debate over it? It happened so fast I can’t tell.

    This is how he’s going to keep operating and pretty soon he’ll slip something under the mat that nobody wants.

  • 3. harpervalley  |  November 28, 2006 at 8:23 am

    Q, it’s even colder today…..countdown to hawaii, oh YES !!! yes, you’re right about natives, status etc….thats why its been put to the supreme court an dis waiting in line. meantime steve is suggesting natives sell their land to overcome their poverty……um, do i smell super conqueror here???? mind you, hes been a little cranky wiht the pregnancy.

    brue, it does have the air of smlly soks, non? there was about a nanno-second of debate as the libs and ndp went along with it. i think only 16 voted against the motion. i think he may slip in a big pile of merde.

  • 4. JJ  |  November 28, 2006 at 10:03 am

    I don’t know what all this “nation” stuff is about either, but I don’t like it. It feels bad, like something that might push Quebec further towards separation, which I oppose. One of the really cool things about Canada is that we have 2 official languages and cultural diversity with Quebec. I don’t want to see that end.

    Plus it’s so obviously a ploy for Quebec votes by Harper — he’s from Alberta, he could care less about Quebec.

  • 5. Bill-Muskoka  |  November 28, 2006 at 5:34 pm

    We knew something was about to happen with the Moo-moo Steve was wearing in ‘Nam! Now! We know! Case closed!

  • 6. harpervalley  |  November 28, 2006 at 6:39 pm

    jj, we now have three official languages….with the neocons in, pig latin has become official.

    bill, nam was a dead give away….we just weren’t sure of the father until now.

  • 7. Sheena  |  November 28, 2006 at 7:33 pm

    Yikes, just wait until Tom Cruise shits all over his post-partum depression treatment.

  • 8. harpervalley  |  November 28, 2006 at 10:55 pm

    oh no! stumped by the stars…..tom cruise here, britney, paris and pamela anderson in ‘famous stupid people’….i gotta catch up on this stuff…..on second thought i think i’ll go to bed!

  • 9. Great Aunty Bertha  |  November 29, 2006 at 9:56 am

    Maybe this will give some insight into PMS’ s bulk

    http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2006/11/29/2545841-sun.html

    Report: Calgarians fat and lazy
    Good times equal drunkenness and sex diseases

    GAB

  • 10. Bill-Muskoka  |  November 29, 2006 at 4:40 pm

    scout,

    The father? Why Peter McKay obviously!

  • 11. Geoff Dodd  |  March 6, 2007 at 2:39 am

    Ha ha. A few laughs are the very best depression treatment plan and you’ve certainly delivered here. Keep up the dialogue type posts please.


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