Sunday Sermon by Crystal Methodist

November 25, 2006 at 11:06 pm 9 comments

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“Ha Hoo! I hope this, The Sabbath, is truly a day of rest for you…..”

WE INTERUPT THIS SERMON FOR AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES:

Enlistment has skyrocketed by 25% after President Bush’s new ‘Jerk for Iraq Reward Campaign’. Modelled after Skull and Cross Bones Society initiation, many feel the hand of the President will guide them on the right path.

Regular programming may now resume.
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Crystal: Yahwa directed this and it has my endorsement.

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Entry filed under: Enlistment, George Bush, Humour, Iraq, Politics, Religion, Uncategorized.

If Only They Were Normal #15 – The Queen Power

9 Comments

  • 1. jacobin  |  November 26, 2006 at 4:45 am

    here’s something to chew on, for those fake christians out there.

    Jesus was a jew.
    Jesus worshippped on Saturdays.
    Saturday is the day of the Sabbath, not Sunday.

    10 commandements

    –Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.

    ahem!

  • 2. The Anon  |  November 26, 2006 at 5:30 am

    For a change Dubya should be honest to the soldier and tell him “I am glad you are going to Iraq to get killed. I wear helmet even when I meet with Cheney, as you never know when he is going to shoot. Otherwise I enjoy my life in that white house and watch it all on video, urgg on T.V. the G.I. Joe games in Iraq.”

  • 3. harpervalley  |  November 26, 2006 at 9:44 am

    jacobin, true, but your know how politics….er, i mean religion is. somehow ‘ahem’ seems more fitting then ‘amen’.

    the anon, i’m sure georgie has his nice little collectiion of g.i. joes at home. i wonder if laura makes him put them away every night.

    well thank gawd for backup dialup interent…….the power is out, there’s well over a foot of snow. my laptop batteries should hold out for a bit longer……the dog is having a GAS in the snow!!!!!!

  • 4. JJ  |  November 26, 2006 at 10:28 am

    What! The Sunday Sermon interrupted by the Sunday Simian!

  • 5. harpervalley  |  November 26, 2006 at 10:51 am

    jj, ew, good one!!!!!! i understand the congregation put bananas in the collection plate.

  • 6. Q  |  November 26, 2006 at 2:56 pm

    Jesus, that soldier just got Foleyed by the chief, or did he get his Haggard on?
    Does Dobson have time to cure the chief of his bad choices?

  • 7. harpervalley  |  November 26, 2006 at 3:37 pm

    Q, he was ‘foliaged’ ….in fact, notice how the soldier wears camofoliage? dobson’s on stand-by untl he considers the chief does something that is not in the line of duty for gawd and the country. clearly, cleary, this is a case of duty.

  • 8. havril  |  November 27, 2006 at 7:51 am

    What the eff is Howie Mandel doing in military fatiques?

  • 9. harpervalley  |  November 27, 2006 at 9:59 am

    hahaha, havril, he was hired for the part. i think the chimperor is wearing one of howie’s early day trade mark rubber gloves.


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