Taking Care of Business

November 22, 2006 at 10:32 pm 11 comments

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(altered from Bachman Turner Overdrive)…no tab for Havril yet…sorry!

You get up every morning
from your alarm clock’s warning
Eat and shake your kid’s hands with pity.
There’s gawd up above
The press push and shove
And in 15 you’ve got a subcommittee.
And if your prayers are done in time
You can get to work at nine
And continue fucking up the country.
If you ever get annoyed
Just shoot the unemployed
Then they couldn’t vote against you anyday.

And you’ll be…
Taking care of business, every day
Taking care of business, the con way
You’ve been taking care of business, what a crime
Taking care of business and working overtime.

If it were easy as fishin’
And you had some cognition
It could make your brain loud or mellow.
Chances are you’ll go far
Bashing gays, women and poor fellas.
People see you talking guns
Just a lyin’ like a hunn
Tell them that you like it this way.
It’s the people you avoid
When you play with war toys
You love to work at nothing all day.

And you be (chorus)

Repeat verse 1 then chorus

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Entry filed under: Bachman Turner Overdrive, Business, Politics, Stephen Harper.

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11 Comments

  • 1. Saskboy  |  November 23, 2006 at 6:52 am

    Brilliant. Toe tappingly, Conservatively, catchy.

  • 2. harpervalley  |  November 23, 2006 at 8:14 am

    saskboy, thanks but all credit goes to steve’s yawn and bland d.n.a… did i mention he plays the tune at 15 rpm?

  • 3. JJ  |  November 23, 2006 at 9:26 am

    He looks a little more relaxed now that he’s out of that tight dress and back into the expandable waistband pants.

  • 4. harpervalley  |  November 23, 2006 at 9:31 am

    jj, the dress is back in the closet with mothballs…..hmm, sounds like steve himself. i think his pants were another purchase by boreen at walmart, but glad he’s comfy.

  • 5. The Anon  |  November 23, 2006 at 1:13 pm

    Good one. That should be a hit. May be Ben Mulroney will ask the contestants to sing this one on the Canadian Idol.

  • 6. Bazz  |  November 23, 2006 at 1:18 pm

    That’s it! Steve is preparing his post-getting-his-skanky-ass-kicked-out-of-office career fronting for a right-wing BTO tribute band! It’ll feature Peter Mackay on lead whine.

  • 7. timethief  |  November 23, 2006 at 4:38 pm

    Funny!

  • 8. Annamarie  |  November 23, 2006 at 7:57 pm

    LMAO!!! Too good for mere words, Scout!! And the comments are waaaaay too funny!! LMAO!! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

    (Gotta go to bathroom, you guys made me laugh myself silly! Now I’ve got a bellyache … ๐Ÿ™‚

  • 9. harpervalley  |  November 23, 2006 at 8:42 pm

    the anon….i think ben wants to do it as a duo, then have brian come in on harmonies and they’ll seguay to ‘when irish eyes are smiling’.

    baxx, oh yes, i like the idea of mackay on lead whine….i think, for steve, bto stands for bacon, tomatoes, onion.

    timethief, ah thanks.

    annararie!!! good to see yer smilin’ font back here! haha, i’m only as good as my commentors…in fact my commentors are better. we’ll send you a box of depends.

  • 10. havril  |  November 24, 2006 at 6:49 pm

    Excuse me? I so don’t need the tab for that song. You obviously haven’t seen my play with my BTO coverband.

  • 11. harpervalley  |  November 24, 2006 at 8:23 pm

    havril…my apologies….i thought you wouldn’t need the tab BECAUSE you have a bto coverband and know all the tunes. and i must say your imitation of randy is very good, but i liked you better in your ‘guess who’ band being burton cummings.


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