Sex on Planet X

November 20, 2006 at 9:34 am 15 comments

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Steve’s interplanetary thought transmissions: “Hurry up, hurry up, i can’t wait for my initiation!!!’.

I’m glad Clingon Steve made it back home. It’s been a long time. ‘ Star Apec ‘ took Steve in the U.S. Starship ‘Business Enterprise’ for another episode of styrafoam rock throwing and inter galactic sex. This time his ‘special extra’ status was bumped up a notch to a small speaking role where he crossed diplomatic lines after promises from Romubush of being second in line for some man-ass joy.

Earthlings, please note the series has been cancelled and will return again after 2011 (Nostrabush’s date of rapture) , starring Mother Nature as herself. You won’t want to mess with Her!

*Blogrolled sites here I’ve seen stories using ‘men in asian dresses’ pics (it’s not the costume, they are gorgeous, it’s the Harper and Bush’s who look like buffoons in them, cause, well, they’re bufoons).
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Entry filed under: A.P.E.C., George Bush, Political Humour, sex, Star Trek, Stephen Harper.

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  • 1. Bill-Muskoka  |  November 20, 2006 at 10:27 am

    QUICK! Call Crystal Meth and have her RUSH to save Harper from that terrible, nasty DILDO (OH NO! Is that a Super Stud Butt Plug?) he is holding! HURRY! HURRY! HURRY!

  • 2. Bill-Muskoka  |  November 20, 2006 at 10:32 am

    Oh my! The guys on the left are planning to have the guys on the right hold Steve down while they ‘initiate’ him into the Intergalactic WHOOHOO (No Mel, that is not the same organization you didn’t know about a couple years ago during the SARS crisis) Club!

    The are going to do, GASP!, ‘sexual things’ to him!

    Why are they all smiling and laughing? Steve looks like his usual clueless self though!

    He will be standing a lot in Parliament when he gets back I think?

  • 3. JJ  |  November 20, 2006 at 11:56 am

    Great caesar’s ghost! WTF is he holding there??? (I’ll refrain from making any “ex-husband” jokes here)

  • 4. harpervalley  |  November 20, 2006 at 12:52 pm

    bill, yes indeed, it is an inter-glactic butt plug of insane size (like the pm’s ass). after the sacred initiation a tribble (space version of gerbilling) will tickle the insides of steve’s fancy.

    crystal meth is on standby for when steve is teleported back.

    jj, see above ….oh oh, got me curious on the ex hubby jokes 🙂

  • 5. Wandering Coyote  |  November 20, 2006 at 1:44 pm

    I’ve been seeing footage of Steve in that blue outfit and I can tell he thinks he looks like a dweeb in it. While it does look ridiculous on him, I’m glad to see him being a good sport about it, but I can’t help but picture him in it with the dreads and piercings. THAT would rock!

  • 6. timethief  |  November 20, 2006 at 2:44 pm

    My GAWD! is that the most powerful organ in the neo-con contingent that Stevie is holding? And, whom did he borrow it from I wonder?

  • 7. Bill-Muskoka  |  November 20, 2006 at 4:30 pm

    timethief,

    It looks like a ‘Bush Buster’ I think?

  • 8. harpervalley  |  November 20, 2006 at 5:05 pm

    coyote….this is a time i WISH i had tv, just to see that!!! oh, he’d look good in it with the dreads and 50 pounds less.

    timethief, ‘the most pwoerful organ in the neo-con contingent’….great line……i think he borrowed it from peter mackay…rumour is he like belidinda to send rats up it….gerbils wouldnt go near the guy.

    bill, whoa , that just might bust bush, but i think stevie wants bush to bust him.

  • 9. Bill-Muskoka  |  November 20, 2006 at 7:26 pm

    Steve is looking like he is trying to be a Buddha! WHOA! Talk about Gutteral Girth Gone Gonzo!

  • 10. Sheena  |  November 20, 2006 at 8:00 pm

    All those countless hours of having his handlers keep the godforsaken media at bay lest he be embarrassed DOWN THE DRAIN!

  • 11. JJ  |  November 20, 2006 at 8:33 pm

    OMG, is that thing getting bigger? Stop that, Stevie, you’ll go blind!!!

  • 12. harpervalley  |  November 20, 2006 at 10:02 pm

    bill…distincly like a pregant buddha. hmm, well, intergalactic sex can procude anything….oh no, a baby harper-bush!!!

    sheena, down the drain is right!!!! the man doesn’t need to control the media, he embarrases himself.

    jj, that’s just your eyes and wishful thinking for steve 🙂

  • 13. Saskboy  |  November 23, 2006 at 9:43 pm

    Not to get all geeky on you, but seeing Klingon spelled with a C really made me angry, like my Star Trek heritage was insulted 😉

  • 14. harpervalley  |  November 23, 2006 at 11:12 pm

    Saskboy…..’c’ for ‘con’….well, good excuse on my part anyways )

  • 15. Marvin  |  December 27, 2006 at 3:37 pm

    Americans finally realize the try-before-you-buy works just as well with sex as it does with commodities. Rather than marrying and then shacking up with hot sex coming after the nuptuals, Americans are increasingly putting out before putting on the wedding rings.Women are just as likely as men to get it on before matrimony.
    I think this is just the sign of the times. I mean, we like to test things, try them out, before making a purchase. Why should sex and marriage be any different? The stigma associated with pre-marital sex is dead. Long live free love!


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