If Only They Were Normal #14 – Pope Benedict XVI

November 19, 2006 at 6:52 pm 7 comments

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Joseph Alois Ratzinger, ‘The Traditionalist’ is one amongst the fray of religious and political leaders SO NOT HELPING THE WORLD! In religion’s power struggles and alliances there seems more will for the gravy train and globe trotting for ‘The Institution’ , rather then acting as humble men of the cloth intent on seeing their flock remain just that….a flock, not a gargantuan herd of homogenous bible humpers. If The Pope were normal:

“Honey, the face may be kaput but check the gamms! Politics, who wants anything to do with that when I’ve got lots of MONKeying around to do? I’m going to tell you a little secret, at Christmas Mass I’m announcing my white dress will be traded in perma for this chichi Carman Miranda number! Oh I know, we’re coming out, step aside world and gay marriage whoo hoo…all you alter falters look out!

I was telling my Cardinals, you know, those queens in the flaming red (aren’t they adorable?), I’ll have the world leaders kiss my cock ring , the one on my finger is just too tacky, really. My, my, my, can’t wait for Georgie to visit the Vatican!.

OH, and while you’re saying your Hail Mary’s? Make sure it’s to Mary Tyler Moore. Ciao for now, babies!”

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Entry filed under: Humour, Joseph Ratzinger, Pope Benedict, Religion.

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7 Comments

  • 1. Q  |  November 20, 2006 at 4:00 am

    Yikes! Well he’s no Jane Russel, but who is?
    But the Miranda look’s a big improvement for sure.

  • 2. Bill-Muskoka  |  November 20, 2006 at 5:31 am

    scout,

    You forgot the ‘other’ costume! You know the ringed black leather outfit with the bare butt cheeks and the leather hood! Call it his evening attire! Perfect for those sessions in the tombs!

  • 3. Mark-Alan Whittle  |  November 20, 2006 at 6:32 am

    You have my vote. Wahela Bluejay rocks!

  • 4. scout  |  November 20, 2006 at 8:37 am

    Q. aha@ back to jane russell are ya 🙂
    i can’t decide whether i like him better in his little brazian number or his white gown. perhaps just a nice smock for everyday living would humble him a bit.

    bill,, well yes, catacomb fashion does have that certain mysterious evenng flair to it.

    geeze, howmany of these people have i outed? it really would be vonderbar if they just did so themselves and accept the compliment they were given at birth.

  • 5. scout  |  November 20, 2006 at 8:38 am

    mark, right on, thanks, bluejay does rock!!!!!!!!

  • 6. JJ  |  November 20, 2006 at 12:03 pm

    Hmm I wonder. Check out the pope’s hot-looking secretary:
    http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/18/world/europe/18pope.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

    Oh my!

  • 7. harpervalley  |  November 20, 2006 at 12:55 pm

    jj, my my my, a HOT monsignor!!! nice find…i like the way they say the two are the ‘butt’ of many jokes.


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