Steve at A.P.E.C.
“Damn. I mean darn. I can’t figure out this g.p.s. device. I think I’m somewhere near the building. That was a long walk but I didn’t see any of those asian sluts Boreen was saying might tempt me. Must be because I prayed so hard.
O.K., Steve, buck up. Got my speech memorized. Why does the APEC website have nothing but pics of Mr. Bush and none of me? Well, maybe he’ll let me get my photo taken with him when he hears I sent someone up to North Korea.
Right. Now where’s APEC? That Chinese guy is probably waiting for me. After my faux pas he was sure different when I offered him resources and told him how many Chinese are members of my church. Damn, I mean darn, why did I wear my Stanfields, I should have picked up some asian-made briefs at Walmart. That will show I’m into human rights at the circle jerk.
*Great post by Ross at The Gazateer on the P.M.”s lasest stupidity’s at APEC.