Steve at A.P.E.C.

November 18, 2006 at 7:18 pm 15 comments

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“Damn. I mean darn. I can’t figure out this g.p.s. device. I think I’m somewhere near the building. That was a long walk but I didn’t see any of those asian sluts Boreen was saying might tempt me. Must be because I prayed so hard.

O.K., Steve, buck up. Got my speech memorized. Why does the APEC website have nothing but pics of Mr. Bush and none of me? Well, maybe he’ll let me get my photo taken with him when he hears I sent someone up to North Korea.

Right. Now where’s APEC? That Chinese guy is probably waiting for me. After my faux pas he was sure different when I offered him resources and told him how many Chinese are members of my church. Damn, I mean darn, why did I wear my Stanfields, I should have picked up some asian-made briefs at Walmart. That will show I’m into human rights at the circle jerk.

Damned g.p.s.!”

*Great post by Ross at The Gazateer on the P.M.”s lasest stupidity’s at APEC.

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15 Comments

  • 1. Wandering Coyote  |  November 18, 2006 at 7:43 pm

    What – no dreads?

  • 2. Bill-Muskoka  |  November 18, 2006 at 9:01 pm

    Well, Global National showed Steve walking in, almost stumbling to stop to, er, no, ‘I won’t shake the hand of China’s Leader’, but there was Chimporer, and Boy did he stay on topic for an APEC meeting…talking about North Korea’s nukelar program.

    Steve, of course, chimped right in and spouted his tad of rhetoric about the issue! Stay tuned for the Harper/Bush announcement of a wedding. Sure to overshadow the, what was that wedding somewhere today betwqeen two Horneywood bozos?

    Meanwhile, back on the Conodian Front, we know Steve really wished the conference had been held in Bangkok, the most accurately named city on the planet, so he could do, well, er, a Haggard, Swaggert, thingy with his thingy.

    It would have been a minor matter for sure!

  • 3. harpervalley  |  November 18, 2006 at 9:18 pm

    coyote, ya, he slipped out of costume ….damn! a couple of joints would have done the guy some good.

    bill….sometimes i’m glad i don’t have tv….so see that would have been a double lined barf bag. ha, ya, the temptations of bangkok….a ‘minor’ matter indeed for mr. minority govt. and the preacher p.m……dang, where’s the scandal?

  • 4. Amelopsis  |  November 19, 2006 at 6:08 am

    How long before he realises it’s APEC, and not AIPAC ?

    Scandal?? Do we know what Boreen’s ordering from room service while hubby’s working?

  • 5. Bruce  |  November 19, 2006 at 6:45 am

    Isn’t that supposed to be an economic summit?

    Something in the back of my mind tells me this isn’t the best approach to a business meeting, something about the right time, place, so on…

  • 6. harpervalley  |  November 19, 2006 at 7:58 am

    amelopsis, hey, great to see you!!! good point so i checked in with scout’s asian side of the family. vietnamese relatives who work at the hotel tell me there’s blue movie charges during the times steve’s away. one employee, a man named Hop On Yu, has been summed to the room several times.

    bruce, steve’s timing has always been off (ask boreen), he was left to his own g.p.s. devices after firing his staff for taking him to a real, genuine vietnamese restaurant instead of macdonalds.

  • 7. JJ  |  November 19, 2006 at 8:57 am

    I’m watching him on TV right now… he’s wearing a dress… he looks nervous. Clearly, things aren’t going as planned…

  • 8. Sheena  |  November 19, 2006 at 9:16 am

    Scout I need you!
    I’ve never photoshopped in my life, can you do this one! I need Harper and Hu’s head on this picture!

    http://sheenavision.blogspot.com/2006/11/harper-takes-canada-to-international.html

  • 9. Amelopsis  |  November 19, 2006 at 9:16 am

    I’m here lurking much more often than my comments would indicate – I always love coming in for a dose of humour!

    (are you off to Hawai’i soon?)

  • 10. harpervalley  |  November 19, 2006 at 11:36 am

    jj, my gawd….he’s been exposed! the world stage is NOT a good place to out.

    sheena, will try

    amelopsis, heh heh, lurker eh? hawaii dec. 12th…..lots of hot spots there i’ve discovered so still can post 🙂

  • 11. Q  |  November 19, 2006 at 12:03 pm

    Haha.
    Steve says he’s gutsier on the world stage than the Libs. He’s not kidding. He should drop 40 lbs. quick.

  • 12. harpervalley  |  November 19, 2006 at 2:56 pm

    Q…heh heh….and what’s the price of pork bellies on the commodity market?

  • 13. Sheena  |  November 19, 2006 at 3:12 pm

    You rock, Scout.

  • 14. Bill-Muskoka  |  November 19, 2006 at 4:29 pm

    scout,

    Okay, like where is the Pajama Party pic of Steve at APEC? I mean, when he does a pic that beats our wildest imaginations…Ya just gotta use it…Right? LMAO!

    I bet he brings that home for the next Gay Pride Parade???

  • 15. dreads  |  May 21, 2007 at 4:24 pm

    dreads

    dreads


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