P.U.! Steve to Meet With Chinese Prez After All

November 16, 2006 at 5:20 pm 14 comments

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Just yesterday, Steve was snubbed by Chinese President Hu Jintao. Chinese officials were upset by the Canadian Goverment’s views on Human Rights in China, despite Harper’s own tyrannical actions. Then the tides turned. Steve is now to meet with Hu in Vietnam at the Summitt of Asia-Pacific leaders. Hmm, wonder who smoothed over the Con’s gaffes?

Pictured above is a happy Steve and Boreen on their way to the airport. If you’re wondering why Steve is sniffing his thumb, government officials versed him on Chinese culture and he had a quick flash card session. Here’s an example:
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Entry filed under: Asia Pacific, Canadian, China, Hu Jintao, Humour, Political, Stephen Harper, Vietnam.

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14 Comments

  • 1. The Anon  |  November 16, 2006 at 6:10 pm

    Confucius was a smart man:)

  • 2. Q  |  November 16, 2006 at 6:15 pm

    Haha. That’s a good one, right up there with ‘man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day’.
    I’m trying to stay awake to ponder stupid person guy…man who sleeps on floor, never falls out of bed…haven’t played with my blog today 😦
    And how come Steve pesters China about human rights, which we all should, but not George habeas corpus McTortureboy?

  • 3. JJ  |  November 16, 2006 at 7:05 pm

    Sniffing his thumb? I thought he was digging for an extra humungous booger … speaking of humungous, Stevie better lay off the Timmy Ho’s donuts, he’s getting downright corpulent.

  • 4. harpervalley  |  November 16, 2006 at 7:18 pm

    the anon….yes, confuscious was and too smart for steve to try learn from flash cards.

    Q, ha, ok, i’m a sucker for those old jokes. WAKE UP, i haven’t had my blog surf time today and always look forward oto a Q psot.!!! come on, come on, cat blogging friday is tomorrow :))

    jj, ya, it does look like that…maybe there wasn’t any timmy ho donuts around so he was going for a juicy one (ewwwww!!!!!!, reminds me of a kid in grade seven who was forever eating his.oh yuck!!!)

  • 5. JJ  |  November 16, 2006 at 9:25 pm

    Oh, no. That reminds me of a teacher I had in grade 7 who picked his nose as he stood in front of the class, while we all watched (class act)… he picked it, and when he got something, he rolled it around between his thumb and index finger, then he FLICKED it towards the class. I always wanted to leap up and yell “AAAUUGH, I’m hit!” and drop to the floor. (One kid actually did get hit, I thought he was going to puke.)

  • 6. Great Aunty Bertha  |  November 16, 2006 at 10:31 pm

    Suddenly, having the teacher chuck chalkboard erasers at us doesn’t seem so bad anymore.

    Although, we were able to get a little revenge. There’s nothing like inserting a strike anywhere match into a piece of chalk and having the desired results – teacher underlines something on the board and the match lights.

    It was a thing of beauty.

    Of course, we didn’t anticipate the burning chalk being thrown into the waste paper bin…

    GAB

  • 7. sooey  |  November 17, 2006 at 8:37 am

    hey… couldn’t steven harper have saved the plane fare and told china about its human rights abuses from canada?

  • 8. harpervalley  |  November 17, 2006 at 9:09 am

    jj, that is truly the grossest teacher in the world!!!! oh yuck. funny thing is he’d never get away with it today.

    gab, oh i love it…i’d never heard of that one (and probably would have done it) …however, i do have some nieces and newphews….wait, it would proably be considered a terrorist act today.

    sooey!!!! hey, nice to see you! regulars here, if you haven’t checked out sooey’s blog, i recommend it for the writing and humour. harper could save a lot MORE money (his scottish heritage really shows, save for the war) by just shutting the fuck up on everything.

  • 9. The Anon  |  November 17, 2006 at 9:22 am

    Confucius also said.

    ” Your feet do not belong in your mouth. If put one in there it will hurt and two at the same time will make you scream. Keep your feet on the ground my child”

    Good advice for Harpo.

  • 10. The Anon  |  November 17, 2006 at 9:24 am

    Confucius also said.

    ” Your feet do not belong in your mouth. If YOU put one in there it will hurt and two at the same time will make you scream. Keep your feet on the ground my child”

    Good advice for Harpo.

  • 11. harpervalley  |  November 17, 2006 at 9:35 am

    the anon, ah yes, very sage advice. perhaps mark foley could take note that his masseur should have kept his big toe on the ground. that was his big toe, right?

  • 12. Bill-Muskoka  |  November 17, 2006 at 3:12 pm

    Well, at least he isn’t giving the ‘V’ sign which meant ‘Eat ME!’ in South America! Who was that Dan Quayle, or who? So many idiots, so much to remember!

  • 13. Bill-Muskoka  |  November 17, 2006 at 3:17 pm

    Uh!, Those are not Tim Bits…They are Kop Kibbles!

  • 14. havril  |  November 19, 2006 at 9:03 pm

    Hu, who?


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