Rona’s Stand up Comedy Routine

November 15, 2006 at 12:34 pm 5 comments

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Rona Ambrose has really done it this time, blaming the Liberals for the ‘Mess in Canada’.
at the U.N. Conference on Climate Change in Nairobi. Nice try at scapegoating before the world, you hick!

“Hey everybody. Just flew in from Canada, boy are my arms tired. Ya know, normally it wouldn’t be right to bring an opposition party into a routine for the U.N., but I know you’re wondering why I love to fuck the environment. Not that I couldn’t get laid by Ti Domi, chortle chortle, I just prefer solitary vice with big impact. Forget The Big O”, I LOVE ‘The Big I’.

Ya gotta hand it to the Liberal Party of Canada though. I mean, we have to dust our brooms for the mess these guys made. I was looking under my U.N. chair and found dust bunnies the size of my head. Yuk yuk. You should see my office….on second thought don’t, the dead plants might eat you , snort snort.

But seriously folks, I’m glad to be hear at the U.N. Conference concerning on Cimate Change. Leave it to Canada’s Conservatives and we’ll ensure there’s adequate parking here by 2050….we’ll just pave everything, guffaw guffaw.

Hey you! Heckler in the back. Go hug a tree you perverse mofo!”

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If Only They Were Normal #13 – Daddy Bush and Junior Harper…Casting Stones a la Canuk

5 Comments

  • 1. olaf  |  November 15, 2006 at 2:16 pm

    Seriously, can we really blame the Conservative government who has been in power for a few months, while the Liberals allowed ghg to increase by about 30% over 13 years? And is there a particular problem with the 50% by 2050 goal, which is more robust than the goal advocated by the Stern report?

  • 2. Bill-Muskoka  |  November 15, 2006 at 2:27 pm

    Well, they HAVE to blame somebody as they have NO PLAN of their own,eh?

  • 3. Wandering Coyote  |  November 15, 2006 at 4:34 pm

    To play devil’s advocat a bit here (which I normally don’t do) I have heard that the Liberals Kyoto deal was not good for Canada and was pretty close to an expensive mess. Not sure that the Cons plan is any better, though.

    I can totally see Rona and Tie together! Much more attractive a couple than Belinda and Tie.

  • 4. Q  |  November 15, 2006 at 5:10 pm

    Or Belinda and Rona together? Rona looks like she could hold a lot of shopping bags.

    The libs didn’t take the environment seriously and Harper is weaseling out too.

    Kofi Annon was right today lamenting that there’s no limit for spending looking for make belief WMD but no serious commitments to climate change.

  • 5. harpervalley  |  November 15, 2006 at 6:06 pm

    ain’t nobody seeming serious….just war and space, yup, gotta spend on that.

    scout is experiencing technical difficulty due to gale wind forces knocking down power lines , the ferries aren’t sailing, thank gawd for intermittent dial up working 🙂

    don’t know what it’s like for others but i never mind a candle lit eve. now, where”s those alpaca knit socks that keep my feet so warm?


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