Harper…Casting Stones a la Canuk

November 15, 2006 at 10:34 pm 13 comments

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Well, well, well. Looks like Harper is casting stones Canadian style. Recently snubbed by China’s President Hu Jintao, Harpsicord secretary Jason Kennedy surmised it’s because of Canada’s critism of China’s human rights policies. For instance, The Harp Government is protesting the imprisonment of Chinese-Canadian Huseyin Celil, who is being held for allegedly having links to Muslim separatists. Gee, wonder what Maher Arar thinks of this one???

Steve’s getting his rocks off.

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Entry filed under: Canada, China, Curling, Hu Jintao, Human Rights, Humour, Maher Arar, Muslim, Political, Stephen Harper.

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13 Comments

  • 1. Q  |  November 16, 2006 at 4:14 am

    haha That may be one of his best lines yet, we won’t abandon Canadian values.
    Like not ignoring torture from our allies and neighbors.
    I see you survived the big storm night? Or maybe you didn’t and this is blogging purgatory?
    Notice the tory in purgatory? muahahahaha

  • 2. Bill-Muskoka  |  November 16, 2006 at 5:55 am

    Steve getting his rocks off?

    More like Steve is STONED, or should be!

    Oh, scout, there is NO Global Warming or Climate Change. You can tell by looking outside there in BC…RIGHT?

    Trust Rona, and I don’t mean the building supply chain. She says it, therfore, it must be so because Steve told her it is.

    Seriously, hope you are Okay there.

    I couldn;t get posts to post her4e yesterday. Hoping this does…I will see I guess?

  • 3. harpervalley  |  November 16, 2006 at 9:55 am

    Q, what an ass-hat the guy is 🙂

    survived big storm through laptop batteries and dialup internet backup (got a free trial , like last year, to endure the power outages).

    purgaTORY goes along with supposiTORY. we gotta keep building the words. evil laughter back at ya 🙂

  • 4. JJ  |  November 16, 2006 at 10:35 am

    What a hypocrite, talking about human rights. He must be talking about the version of Human Rights* with the asterisk and the footnote: *unless you’re muslim, first nations, gay, etc etc etc.

    (Scout, how’s the weather over there? I heard Howe Sound got hit the hardest. It’s sunny here, but there are ominous-looking storm clouds in the distance.)

  • 5. harpervalley  |  November 16, 2006 at 1:17 pm

    i can’t believe the guy actuallly said all that shit! however, being that no one pays attention to canada because of him, i guess he can get away with it……for now.

    off and on sun glimpses…..patches of blue sky. many stranded in town as the ferry wasn’t running…..the water taxi was but i hear it was a WILD ride and wasnt always on the go. power back on all of island as far as i know. haven’t heard of any trees down…..at least it was a warm wind!!!! some boats lost their mooring and lord knows if they washed onto the rocks or out to sea.

    all in all pretty tame compared to the great storm of ’90 when there were trees through people’s houses, across the roads, power was out for up to three weeks some parts of the island.

    hows your roof, did it withstand branches etc.?

  • 6. Simon  |  November 16, 2006 at 5:03 pm

    Good one Scout!! What hypocrites they are. But that should teach those Chiney Communists a lesson shouldn’t it? Who do they think they are ?…. apart from our second most important trading partner…Do they think we need them more than they need us? Oh wait…..we do!!! These ReformCons are not just crazy wackjobs, they’re incredibly incompetent too….

  • 7. harpervalley  |  November 16, 2006 at 5:26 pm

    simon, thanks, no matter how they try, they just can’t get it right. amateur is a step up for these twits. maybe steve should have a look where most of the goods he uses are made or assembled….naw, that’d pass him over.

  • 8. Bill-Muskoka  |  November 17, 2006 at 8:36 am

    scout,

    Maybe if Harpo had to endur getting a passport we could avoid embarrassment by his travels?

    Dear Mr. Prime Minister,

    I’m in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.

    How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a t.v. Cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.

    For crying out loud, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date, you have on my social insurance card, on all the income tax forms I’ve filed for the past 30 years, my health insurance card, my driver’s licence, on the last eight bloody passports I’ve had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I’ve had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times.

    Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother’s name was Bette, my father’s name was Charles and I’d be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die! Man!

    I apologize, Mr. Minister. I’m really ticked off this morning. Between you an’ me, I’ve had enough! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my freakin’ address. What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthals workin’ there?! Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Ben Laden? I don’t want to dig up Yasser Araft, for crying out loud. I just want to go and park my butt on a sandy beach. And would someone please tell me, why would you care whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days?! If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I’d sure as hell not want to tell anyone!

    Well, I have to go now, ’cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another bloody copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60! Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day?? Nooooo, that’d be too easy! You’d rather have us running all over the place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some bozo to confirm that it’s really me on the stupid picture – you know, the one where we’re not allowed to smile?! Hey, you know why we can’t smile? We’re ticked off!

    Signed – An Irate Citizen

  • 9. Bill-Muskoka  |  November 17, 2006 at 9:15 am

    scout,

    We could avoid all the embarassment by making Steve get a passport.

    Dear Mr. Prime Minister;

    I’m in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.

    How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a t.v. Cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.

    For crying out loud, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date, you have on my social insurance card, on all the income tax forms I’ve filed for the past 30 years, my health insurance card, my driver’s licence, on the last eight bloody passports I’ve had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I’ve had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times.

    Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother’s name was Bette, my father’s name was Charles and I’d be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die! Man!

    I apologize, Mr. Minister. I’m really ticked off this morning. Between you an’ me, I’ve had enough! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my freakin’ address. What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthals workin’ there?! Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Ben Laden? I don’t want to dig up Yasser Araft, for crying out loud. I just want to go and park my butt on a sandy beach. And would someone please tell me, why would you care whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days?! If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I’d sure as hell not want to tell anyone!

    Well, I have to go now, ’cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another bloody copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60! Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day?? Nooooo, that’d be too easy! You’d rather have us running all over the place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some bozo to confirm that it’s really me on the stupid picture – you know, the one where we’re not allowed to smile?! Hey, you know why we can’t smile? We’re ticked off!

    Signed – An Irate Citizen

  • 10. harpervalley  |  November 17, 2006 at 9:42 am

    bill, GREAT letter! but harpo wouldn’t understand…..he’s stone.

  • 11. Bill-Muskoka  |  November 17, 2006 at 1:25 pm

    scout,

    Geez, What is with HV and WordPress the past few days?

    I do not see my posts appear right away, so apparently some settings have changed?

    Then there is a double post! (Please erase one of them)

    Anyway, a little snow is trying to fall here in the beautiful Muskoka.

  • 12. Bill-Muskoka  |  November 17, 2006 at 1:27 pm

    See, now it’s normal again! Computers…almost as looney as the New Government of Where? Conoda?

  • 13. sn  |  November 18, 2006 at 11:53 pm

    totally agree with you!!! the term ‘human rights’ is meaningful to him only if it’s defined in his own words.

    just found your blog. i like it! 🙂


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