Whatever Happened To Da Boy?

November 11, 2006 at 9:11 pm 13 comments

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Remmber 9 months ago, that smiling, boyish Reepocon, Stephen Joseph Harper took office? Full of energy, ideas, and ways to kill off the nation, the gestation period has given birth to this:
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Now a corpulent, haggard looking Steve is paying the price of public office. Perhaps a few words from, yes, Crystal Methodist, will comfort him:
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Ha Hoo! Stevie, yoo hoo Stevie! Listen to god!
Mathpew 4:4: Man shall not live by three loaves of bread a day alone but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God. Toucheth thy uvula after every meal.
Lukewarm 9:25: Living for this world and its pleasures is a serious mistake. To gain the whole world and lose one’s soul is foolish, you idiot sloth!
Gentleness 3:19: Since the days of Adam, God has decreed that man must work if he is to eat, so quit fucking around.
Toronto Maple Leafs 4:23: Fifty situps, fifty pushups and running 5k daily will keep you close to The Lord, now puck-off!

Stevie, I want to see more $$$ in the collection plate!

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November 11th – Steve Forgot Stuff Happens

13 Comments

  • 1. Q  |  November 12, 2006 at 6:09 am

    Corpulent? Yes if we don’t get him out of office and this high living soon he’ll turn into fat bastard. Is it too much to ask for sharks with frickin’ lasers on their heads?

    Haggard? muahahahahaha Must be the meth and gay Temptations? hmmm Motown…

    The devil’s winning this one sister. Satan get thee behind me, and no reach arounds…

  • 2. The Anon  |  November 12, 2006 at 7:52 am

    You had the wrong speech writer for Harper. It is should be Crystal Methodist. She will do a better job.

  • 3. Sheena  |  November 12, 2006 at 9:25 am

    Same thing happened to Paul Martin. Kind of like maybe in the PMO office there’s some poisonous mold that collectively becomes more toxic as each new male ego wrapped in a hunk of middle aged man flesh corpulesces into the same person.

  • 4. JJ  |  November 12, 2006 at 10:36 am

    He’s turning into Jabba the Hut. Or Jabba the Harp.

  • 5. Great Aunty Bertha  |  November 12, 2006 at 10:52 am

    Scout, me darlin’,

    I came across the following link at Shakespeare’s sister.

    http://www.spaff.com/poesy/psychosis.html

    I laughed out loud.

    Enjoy.

    GAB

  • 6. harpervalley  |  November 12, 2006 at 11:34 am

    Q, well he is of scottish origin so fat bastard may be a good role for him. oh , darling, yes! i like the motown thought, teddy and the gay crystals.

    the anon, perhaps crystal methodist will fill in for polly at molting time. she’ll need to fly south to primp a bit.

    sheena, hmm, perhaps 24 sussex or parliament hill is built on an ancient grave site. whatever the casethe spores seem to be getting stronger.

    jj, ewwwwww!!!!!!!!!! you’re right, jabba the harp ….ugh, yuck! wait, photoshop idea!!!!!

    g.a.b., what a great link, really clever piece!!!!! thanks.

  • 7. The Anon  |  November 12, 2006 at 1:02 pm

    Scout, I heard that Parliament building and 24 Sussex drive are built on a fault. Could erupt anytime. Go figure.

  • 8. harpervalley  |  November 12, 2006 at 2:22 pm

    the anon….haha, that would be the best metaphor going these days!!!!

  • 9. Wandering Coyote  |  November 12, 2006 at 2:30 pm

    I thought he was haggard and corpulent to begin with! I actually saw him in the Ottawa airport 6 years ago and I gave him a good once-over. He was not in good shape even then.

  • 10. timethief  |  November 12, 2006 at 3:57 pm

    JABBA the harper hut *roflmao* now there’s a photoshop inspiration if I’ve ever heard one.

  • 11. bcwaterboy  |  November 12, 2006 at 6:21 pm

    The man needs a total makeover: body needs work, hair-bad!, face, some botox, skin creams might help, nutrition by the looks of it is lacking both in muscle and skin tone, personality, totally lacking, some coaching in public speaking skills, manners, interpersonal interaction, fashion sense. I know, Queer Eye for the total buffoon.

  • 12. harpervalley  |  November 12, 2006 at 9:00 pm

    coyote…..really? sheesh, he must have good photo touch uppers then. mind you, his bland complexion and personality have always made him appear unhealthy. ew, that must have been a frightening sight!!!

    timethief, ya, good old jj loves to call it as she sees it.

    waterboy, hey hi! yes, a queer eye makeover is a must!!!! did you see the pic i did of him as rasta steve? waaaaay better!!! i’m sure you won’t be volunteering to do the makeover, unles , worst nightmare scenario, he ever got a amjority. then it may be in the pubic’s best interest as we’ll have to look and listen for four to five years. NO NO NO, CANCEL THAT THOUGHT!!!!

  • 13. Bill-Muskoka  |  November 13, 2006 at 5:52 am

    But above all…We shall not be ‘innovative’ per Steve’s Orders!


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