Whatever Happened To Da Boy?

Remmber 9 months ago, that smiling, boyish Reepocon, Stephen Joseph Harper took office? Full of energy, ideas, and ways to kill off the nation, the gestation period has given birth to this:

Now a corpulent, haggard looking Steve is paying the price of public office. Perhaps a few words from, yes, Crystal Methodist, will comfort him:

Ha Hoo! Stevie, yoo hoo Stevie! Listen to god!
Mathpew 4:4: Man shall not live by three loaves of bread a day alone but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God. Toucheth thy uvula after every meal.
Lukewarm 9:25: Living for this world and its pleasures is a serious mistake. To gain the whole world and lose one’s soul is foolish, you idiot sloth!
Gentleness 3:19: Since the days of Adam, God has decreed that man must work if he is to eat, so quit fucking around.
Toronto Maple Leafs 4:23: Fifty situps, fifty pushups and running 5k daily will keep you close to The Lord, now puck-off!

Stevie, I want to see more $$$ in the collection plate!

Advertisements