If Only They Were Normal #12 – Dick Bruce Cheney

November 3, 2006 at 7:46 am 12 comments

dalicheney.jpgPerhaps the worst of the U.S. oligarchy, would be marvellous if he were ‘normal’. The Dali Dick. The Cheney Lama. Dickey Lama? Dali Cheney? Here’s his Instructions for Life (if he were normal):

1. Take into account that love is better then war.
2. The material world ain’t what it’s cut out to be.
3. Oil is just a three letter word.
4. If someone says Iraq, say ‘withdraw’
5. Never play with guns.
6. Don’t read the bible.

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Entry filed under: Dali Lama, Dick Cheney.

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12 Comments

  • 1. Q  |  November 3, 2006 at 11:31 am

    The Dali Dick…lol. I bet his eye brow twitches uncomfortably when he recites number 3.

  • 2. Bill-Muskoka  |  November 3, 2006 at 1:45 pm

    scout,

    #4 explains Chimporer’s policy on Iraq. I can’t believe I have overlooked the obvious for all these years now.

    Obviously, the Chimporer had a very sad adolescent life with sexual frustration leaving him with PTSSD (Penetration To Sexual Satisfaction Disappointment) .

    This was first reveled by George Carlin about his father, Chimporer Sr., when Carlin accurately noted that the foreign policy statement was the language of a teenager.

    Recall that this means it is a family disorder, possibly even genetic.

    Carlin pointed out that Daddy Chimporer said ‘ This will not be another Viet Nam. This time we are going to go all the way!’

    So, there, feel good because you have inadvertantly revealed the hidden answer to the entire situation.

    Thank you. LOL

  • 3. harpervalley  |  November 3, 2006 at 5:04 pm

    Q, #3 has been one of his largest spiritual hurdles since he joined the budhist monestary. giving up sex wasn’t hard, but giving up fucking people was.

    bill, yes, it’s a sad sad thing the bush-men suffer from. as far as we know it goes back to grandpappy prescott. they were boys , playing with their weiners, when they had the thought to draw them as weapons. it’s been PPSSD ever since.

  • 4. The Anon  |  November 3, 2006 at 7:37 pm

    Good stuff coming from the Dali Dickhead;)

  • 5. The Anon  |  November 3, 2006 at 9:31 pm

    From Rev. Dali Dick to Rev. Haggard. Foley and Haggard will make a good couple. They should get along fine.
    What you guys think of this Rev. Haggard?

  • 6. cheezwhiz  |  November 3, 2006 at 10:12 pm

    the bush weiner weapons. ..hahahahaha

  • 7. JJ  |  November 3, 2006 at 10:13 pm

    Ooooh, Darth Cheney. He’s the worst of the bunch. Not as scary without his rifle, though, no chance of him shooting anyone in the face.

  • 8. Bruce  |  November 4, 2006 at 12:43 am

    Oh Man!!!! His middle name is Bruce!!!??? I just checked wikipedia and it is, Well, doesn ‘t that just frost my apricots.

  • 9. Wandering Coyote  |  November 4, 2006 at 1:22 am

    The Dickey Lama – that’s just priceless!

  • 10. harpervalley  |  November 4, 2006 at 2:36 am

    the anon, i think everyone is titling themselves as some sort of guru…dicky lama, reverend haggart, bishop bush, cardinal rumsfeld. who’s the american pope?

    cheez, what, you don’t think 5″ is a missile?

    jj, as the dickey lama he would shoot flowers in people’s face. i know, i know, no sensationalism there, and he’d actually earn karma points. now if we could only enlist mr. spock to get the vulcan mind meld to take place.

    bruce, yes, t’is a sad day for you. what can i say……maybe you could focus on him having a past life as an actual human being!

    coyote, actually, the cost is $25 per view of this post, charged to your credit card without you knowing 🙂

  • 11. Bruce  |  November 4, 2006 at 3:59 am

    My Buddhist teachings tell me if he was human being in his last life, he would be a much better critter than he is now.

  • 12. harpervalley  |  November 4, 2006 at 5:38 am

    ha, bruce, you’ve got that one right!!!! karma didn’t go his way. i wonder if the dali dick dalies with his dick?


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