Nightmare on Pennsylvania Ave. and Front St. – 25 years after 911

September 11, 2006 at 9:03 pm 26 comments

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! WAKE ME UP, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!

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26 Comments

  • 1. Q  |  September 12, 2006 at 4:06 am

    I’m sure it’s in their dreams. At least Bush isn’t cheap, he spent a little more on a Hallmark card.

  • 2. Bill-Muskoka  |  September 12, 2006 at 4:47 am

    I already told you. Harper was born in a test tube aboard an alien spaceship. Now, we can clearly see they are into cloning!

    They will still not have found Usama Bin Laden either! LOL

  • 3. Anonymous  |  September 12, 2006 at 6:39 am

    So Harper is Bush’s clone. He does everything Bush does even addressing the nation on 9/11. It looks Whitehouse staff did not have much time for Harper as they wrote a very short speech for him, thank God.

  • 4. Scout  |  September 12, 2006 at 7:02 am

    q, i see your ‘dreams’ and raise you one ‘wet dreams’. as for the card, well, harper’s a scottish name , aye laddy?

    bill, i get this feeling harper IS a test tube. if he’s a clone of bush, should we call him ‘molly harper’? as for osama, only scout is capable of pinpointing the third stooge…..photographing him on stairs with his laptop (a few posts down), was trick stuff.

    anon, i think whitehouse speech staff had to scramble to write harper’s speech….they actually FORGOT until steve phoned up crying.

  • 5. cheezwhiz  |  September 12, 2006 at 8:01 am

    Hard to think of Am-bush and Juice-Harp as ‘elders’; kind of a bastardization of the very term. Even more disturbing to think they might have any kind of forum in 25 years!

  • 6. bruce  |  September 12, 2006 at 9:18 am

    Honestly Scout, just the idea that you can imagine them in office for the next 25 years…

    Shudder!

  • 7. Scout  |  September 12, 2006 at 9:22 am

    cheez and bruce, that’s why it was a NIGHTMARE!!!!
    am i awake yet?

  • 8. Anonymous  |  September 12, 2006 at 10:44 am

    Scout, that was funny, Whitehouse staff FORGOT.

    What will we do without Bush/Harper as they do provide comical relief but then there will always be someone else taking their place. We rather have Clintonites having fun with Monica rather than Bush/Harper bent on killing people.

  • 9. jj  |  September 12, 2006 at 12:54 pm

    25 years??!!?

    [projectile vomit hits screen]

  • 10. jj  |  September 12, 2006 at 12:58 pm

    Yay, it worked! It worked! I posted a comment and it took!!

    Sorry about that, scout. It’s just the first time I’ve been able to post a comment anywhere in ages. I’m joyous.

    Now back to regularly scheduled snark.

  • 11. Bill-Muskoka  |  September 12, 2006 at 3:15 pm

    The new ‘closeness’ of Condoliar Rice and Steve raises important questions! Is Condi cheating on Dubya? Has Bush lost his roots?

    Will Steven try to make Condi the next GG? Naw! Tha seems pretty safe as it’s a fixed term. What if Condi applies for refugee status?

    Now, what about Peter (I’m lonely, so lonely since Belinda dumped me for a life) MacKay? Did Peter get Condi more than a Timmy’s?

    Enquiring minds want, no NEED to know. So where is our illustrious PPG these days?

    So many questions…so little caring! Where’s the humanity?

  • 12. Anonymous  |  September 12, 2006 at 3:48 pm

    (I’m lonely, so lonely since Belinda dumped me for a life) You got it and he got Condi. Love at first sight. Did you see beaming Condi standing next to Peter? It is a love affair but we the public will get screwed and rest of the world may get screwed. Some romance, eh!

    Love is not only blind it can be very hazardous.

  • 13. Scout  |  September 12, 2006 at 5:41 pm

    anon, we’re just going to have to put up with bush until some cigar loving democrat comes along. i suggest they elect a lesbian , that’ll really throw the repulbicans for a loop. ‘love is not only blind it can be very hazardous’. ya, especially if the rose coloured glasses are actually military issue infrared.

    jj, what did you clean the screen with? and ya, commenting’s been a pain lately!!!!

    bill, i think i’ll have to have a chat with scout’s editor about doing a gossip column. we need to know these things!!!!!

  • 14. Anonymous  |  September 12, 2006 at 7:45 pm

    Well, that scared whatever was left of the bejeebus out of me…

    Bogeymen, ghosts, psycopathic killers, you name it. They all pale in comparison to the likes of those two.

    I may never sleep again, perchance to dream…

    Aaarrrrggggghhhhhh!

  • 15. Bill-Muskoka  |  September 12, 2006 at 7:57 pm

    scout,

    ‘i suggest they elect a lesbian’

    TADA! That would be…’Envelope please!’….Yes, we have a winner…Thunder Thighs Hillary!

  • 16. Bill-Muskoka  |  September 12, 2006 at 8:02 pm

    Anonymous,

    First of all! Your comments are too good to be anonymous…so pick a handle of your prederence! LOL

    Secondly: ‘It is a love affair but we the public will get screwed and rest of the world may get screwed.’

    Probably, but not Peter!

  • 17. Bill-Muskoka  |  September 12, 2006 at 8:02 pm

    Anonymous,

    First of all! Your comments are too good to be anonymous…so pick a handle of your prederence! LOL

    Secondly: ‘It is a love affair but we the public will get screwed and rest of the world may get screwed.’

    Probably, but not Peter!

  • 18. Scout  |  September 12, 2006 at 8:03 pm

    anon, just wait for nightmare on pennsylvania avenue part two.

    bill, i dunno, i kinda thought maybe cheney’s daughter would go democrat and run for prez. hillary has thunder thighs? oh well, doesn’t clinton have a big butt?

  • 19. BC WaterBoy  |  September 12, 2006 at 8:44 pm

    Thing is, these two buffoons will be spouting the same stuff they do now: fight the terrorists, spreading freedom and democracy, you”re either with us or you’re with the terrorists…blah,blah,blah, seriously, both will be shameful tarnishes on the history of both countries.

  • 20. Anonymous  |  September 13, 2006 at 4:31 am

    Aaarrrrggggghhhhhh! 7:45 PM:

    Is a new anonymous folks. I have competition, Scout.

    Bill, thank you. I have been told that before. There is some fun in being anonymous, some mystery to it.

  • 21. Scout  |  September 13, 2006 at 6:21 am

    anon, i kinda figured it wasn’t you just by the writing style. so anon, please don’t post an anon because anon is upset. i’m sure that made good sense.

    Anon, you could always post under ‘other’ at ‘the artist formerly known as anon’. or #1 anon. something like that.

    Waterboy, they’re trying to earn more then one sentence in the history and text books….only don’t realize it will be a negative rap. in 25 years: ‘President G.W. Bush, two terms. Led U.S.A. into an illegal war. Breeched United Nation’s Security Council a gazillion times. Responsible for collapse of North American Economy’.

    Prime Minister Stephan Harper: See ‘President G.W. Bush.

  • 22. Anonymous  |  September 13, 2006 at 1:20 pm

    Scout, thanks but I am not upset. I just meant to call the other anonymous “Aaarrrrggggghhhhhh! 7:45 PM:” but it came out that I am upset now that I read it again. It should not matter as far as I am concerned. I actually liked the comments “Aaarrrrggggghhhhhh! 7:45 PM:” made.

  • 23. Scout  |  September 13, 2006 at 9:15 pm

    anon, take two comments and call me in the morning πŸ™‚

  • 24. Annamarie  |  September 13, 2006 at 9:48 pm

    Scout, your ‘nightmare’ is hilarious! And the comments are all exceptional, and both anon’s are good.

    Don’t know if this will post, as I’ve been having probs posting too. That’s why you haven’t heard from me here.

    btw, when you hear from Q, please give him my congrats on his winning two contests in a row. Wow! Way to go! I was stumped.

    Cheers and g’night all! Thanks for the laughs, I needed them. πŸ™‚

  • 25. Anon formerly known as Aaaarrrggghhhh  |  September 14, 2006 at 12:37 am

    Scout et al, Bloggers and other anonymous commenters:
    Here I am, still up at the witching hour. Can’t sleep for some reason…
    Have been under heavy fire re: my poor old computer. Sometimes I beak off. Yeah, it happens. Then I get major hacking attempts and some of them land.
    So, then it’s time to bring in some heavy artillary and oh boy can that mess up a computer.
    I’ll confess. Aaarrgghhh was none other than Locusta emersonia, but really I’m duct taping my system together. Guess I hit a few nerves. πŸ™‚
    Grant me one thousand pardons please.
    Do you know that Creekside has(d) a great post and a verra weird poster on her site, talking about Condi, and Canada’s role? Yep. At the end, Creekside called for a taxi.
    Anywhoooo, reading you all is very entertaining, often enlightening, and always real.
    Sorry about my fraidy-cat ways, but I only own one computer and I kinda need it.
    Then again, ahhh damn the torpedoes!
    I’ll sell my baby makers on EBay to get a new computer O.O πŸ˜‰

  • 26. Scout  |  September 14, 2006 at 5:03 pm

    anon formerly known as aaarrrgghhh…..no probs, anon is as anon does and ya, big time computer hijinx go on. what’s the bid at on your baby makers so far?


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