Stephen Harper Admits Tunnel runs from 24 Sussex to Stornoway

September 6, 2006 at 2:26 pm 15 comments

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President Bush has finally admitted secret CIA prisons house alleged terrorists.

Amongst the fray is 24 Sussex and the official opposition leader’s house, Stornoway. While Stephen Harper admits an underground tunnel links the two, he said it was designed because his children like to play ‘Dungeons and Dragons’, and was paid for out of his own pocket.

Meantime all liberal leadership contenders who are drooling at the chance of occupying Stornoway until the Harper Government falls, and Jack Layton, have visited the historical building with decoration ideas. All report hearing strange sounds from a sub-basement room. Until now these noises were thought to be the ghost-of-opposition-past.

Now that we know it’s little Ben and Rachel (interesting the Harpers gave their children Old Testament names) running around with their knights and gremlins we can rest easy about imprisoned terrorists. I’m sure the kids throw them table scraps while they’re being tortured.

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15 Comments

  • 1. Anonymous  |  September 6, 2006 at 3:19 pm

    Scout, good one. What you do not know is that the tunnel is also the place for Dick Cheney-the undisclosed location. Too bad you made the existence of tunnel public. Where poor Cheney is going to go now. That is more than terror for him.

  • 2. Sheena  |  September 6, 2006 at 6:26 pm

    Nobody else thinks it’s weird that Steve-o named his kid after african-american singing sensation and moveon.org supporter Ben Harper who happens to be married to Billy Bob Thornton’s sloppy seconds Laura Dern?

  • 3. Scout  |  September 6, 2006 at 6:53 pm

    hmm,interesting. i just googled rachel harper and she’s an afro-american/white lesbian artist.

    even our wildest dreams steve and boreen would be ‘cover ups’ , earn support on the con-christian level then reveal everyone’s full of crap, get our troops out of everywhere, sanction gay marriage and start sparking some owls at 24 sussex…………..NAW!!!!

  • 4. bruce  |  September 6, 2006 at 9:53 pm

    I’ve got my eye on Steve & Boreen. As soon as I get over the 9/11 anniversary, I’m back on Canadian politics and the fag bashers.

    So many right wing christians, so few lions.

  • 5. Bill-Muskoka  |  September 7, 2006 at 6:10 am

    scout,

    Ah, after being deprived of the net all yesterday afternoon (thank you Bell Sympatico…your teckies are tops….now hire some that can speak English and read the instructions)it was a ROFLMAO! when I read Bruce’s comment this morning !

    “So many right wing christians, so few lions.”

    PERFECT!

    So, they discovered the newest version of the Deifenbunker, eh?

    Well, like that catacombs of Rome, I am sure they will find their ‘niche’ and put the ‘body’ of evidence to rest!

  • 6. Scout  |  September 7, 2006 at 6:31 am

    bruce, go get ’em tiger….er, i mean lion.

    bill, how was net withdrawl? i fogot about the diefenbunker!!! OMG, that’s so funny.

    we lived in a house when we were kids that had an air raid shelter. the neighbourhood kids would come over and we made several attempts to go in . the fear was too much. then one day it was ‘we have to do this. HAVE TO’.

    entering with our flashlights and whatever we armed ourselves with to fight monsters and ghosts, we silently stared in awe at the wooden bunks and cob webs.

    we rounded a corner and SHRIEK!!!!!!!!!!! a flashlights held by darkened figures were pointing directly at us!!!! WE TURNED AND RAN BACK OUT LIKE LITTLE HURRICANES.

    gasping, panting, we knew it had to have been the ghosts of soldiers.

    when we settled down the oldest in our group figured out our flashlight hit a mirror. she made us go in again to prove her theory. yup.

    i think that was the biggest aerobic workout of my life!!!!

  • 7. cheezwhiz  |  September 7, 2006 at 6:45 am

    Ha, Scout! I bet you were just a little devil as a kid – the one everyone wanted to hang out with. Very funny thinking of you in that scenario with your flashlights and hearts pumping 🙂

  • 8. Jeff Msangi  |  September 7, 2006 at 7:10 am

    Does democracy mean foolishness sometimes?How come GIGGA BUSH government has always admitted to worse crimes against humanity yet americans do not impeach him? What is more pressing to americans;having a blow job or detaining people for their own fear and failed intelligence as well as killing thousands of innocent ones in the name of “democracy”?

  • 9. Jeff Msangi  |  September 7, 2006 at 7:10 am

    Does democracy mean foolishness sometimes?How come GIGGA BUSH government has always admitted to worse crimes against humanity yet americans do not impeach him? What is more pressing to americans;having a blow job or detaining people for their own fear and failed intelligence as well as killing thousands of innocent ones in the name of “democracy”?

  • 10. Anonymous  |  September 7, 2006 at 8:21 am

    Jeff Msangi: Right on. Very well said. Bush has committed crimes against humanity and continues to do so and no impeachment.

    I suppose blow-job is more offensive to Congress.

  • 11. cheezwhiz  |  September 7, 2006 at 9:07 am

    re: previous 2 comments

    I personally find the notion comforting that the the commander in chief of US armed forces might be relaxed.

  • 12. Bill-Muskoka  |  September 7, 2006 at 11:17 am

    scout,

    ‘we rounded a corner and SHRIEK!!!!!!!!!!! a flashlights held by darkened figures were pointing directly at us!!!! WE TURNED AND RAN BACK OUT LIKE LITTLE HURRICANES.’

    THERE! Right THERE! You have solved the problem of warfare. There is already plenty of smoke…Now what we need are planeloads of mirrors… strategically placed and let the enemy destroy itself! ROFLMAO!

    Gawd, you are truly a GENIUS!

    IMAGINE?

  • 13. Scout  |  September 7, 2006 at 9:42 pm

    cheez, i just kinda did my own thing and usually just had one or two friends….however my sister had a gazillion!!!!! i’m afraid that my laboratory, spaceship, seance room, guitar making and air band room, bicycle fix it shop, and stuff like that didn’t appeal to most.

    jeff, it’s a strange, strange country south of us. i like cheez’s comment! strange , or not so strange if you examine it, i know a woman who used to make a living in new york as a dominatrix. she said her clients were mostly high politicians and corporate heads. with the system as it is these people wield so much power that these guys can’t get their rocks off unless pain is inflicted on them. as our society is geared for the sociopath to succeed, these numbed minds effortlessly make and break people every day. then they go to the dominatrix (they are not allowed to touch her), get whipped, zapped, slapped, you name it, cum, then cry and are comforted by the woman.

    anon, ya, jeff has a good way of putting things.

    bill, hmmm, i like it! the new war guidebook, ‘mirrors in the desert’ by i.c. myselfrunning. you get to take half credit, it was only my experience, you thought of the idea of applying it to war. what’s that, now you want 80%? fine!!!!!

  • 14. Bill-Muskoka  |  September 8, 2006 at 6:10 am

    scout,

    ‘she said her clients were mostly high politicians and corporate heads. with the system as it is these people wield so much power that these guys can’t get their rocks off unless pain is inflicted on them.’

    There is a whole area of psychology that deals with the BDSM culture. CSI has had several episodes on it as well.

    Everyone needs to, in effect, have a mentor/mentoress of some sort. This is a very deep subject, but mostly unknown and ignored by the general populace.

    There is much to be learned about such behaviour by the masses.

    It is centred on the control issues, which are derived from fear and the need to be part of a something.

    Glad you brought it up.

  • 15. Scout  |  September 8, 2006 at 7:50 am

    hah, didn’t know about csi having shows on this (i’m sure there’s plenty of documentaries.

    >>>It is centred on the control issues, which are derived from fear and the need to be part of a something


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