Pesky Injuns at it Again

September 5, 2006 at 9:14 am 5 comments

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Clan Mother Kahentinetha Horn writes We Are Still Here, Ever Wonder Why?”

This called for an emergency meeting between Prime Minister Harper and President Bush.

Harper: Geor…I mean, Mr. President, those pesky injuns are giving me the creeps with their survival abilities
Bush: Steve, ya gotta work hard. We’re working hard. Don’t worry, stay in the mid-east, we’ll get the drugs onto the rez as usual. Won’t be long.
Harper: But…
Bush: But nothing. Get back in your Stampede outfit but make it the one from last year, this year’s John Howard hat was a bit much. Stay in the saddle, Steve.
Harper: Yes sir. Should I have the OPP , the RCMP and the army who’s on standby insight more provokers to stir things up and give us an excuse to go in and kill?
Bush: Now you’re talking! No more of this lilly-livered Canadian attitude, o.k.?
Harper: Yes Sir! Thank you Sir! Let the Pyramid scheme rule!

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5 Comments

  • 1. Anonymous  |  September 5, 2006 at 12:58 pm

    That is the closest to reality what these two morons are all about. Harper’s head is way up in Bush’s…., you know what I mean, that he can see inside of his throat.

  • 2. Bill-Muskoka  |  September 5, 2006 at 1:13 pm

    Anonymous,

    So, consider that they are in a 69 and that is why they speak for each other? LOL

    I can tell its all a fake. Bush sounds far too literate!

  • 3. Anonymous  |  September 5, 2006 at 2:07 pm

    Bill-Muskoka: I agree. Bush will not know the meaning of the word “stampede” even if he was caught in the middle of one. He is a total ignoramus – I bet he does not know the meaning of that word either.

  • 4. Scout  |  September 5, 2006 at 5:57 pm

    hey come on guys, you’re talkin’ about a couple of geniuses here (if you compare them to landfill)

  • 5. Annamarie  |  September 5, 2006 at 10:43 pm

    Yep, that dialogue could have come out of the mouths of those two, but I think that Bush would have difficulty forming a whole sentence. That is why he repeats the same s*** in all his speeches that Rove wrote down for him and had him memorize. But he still makes mistakes, and gets screwed up. Can he really be that much of a moron? Guess he never outgrew his Texas cowboy a la John Wayne aspirations. (No disrespect meant for the Duke 🙂 “Bring ’em on!” …

    Can’t stomach watching either one of those two on TV. They make me puke.


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