If Only They Were Normal

August 1, 2006 at 12:05 pm 10 comments

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While Peter MacKay defends the Tories on the Mid-East, I can’t help think of what it would be like if the Harpoon Gang were ‘normal to me’ people, such as the pic of Steve-Joe a couple of posts down.

So I’ve embarked on transforming ‘the suits’. Here’s some comments that might ensue from MacKay if he were just kinda, ya know, normal:

“Dudes, like we don’t support any war. As soon as Lebanon was being fired on we chartered small planes from Turkey and got them permission to land in parts of Lebanon where there was no fireworks extravaganzas, ya know. Mark Emery’s got the contract to send a bunch of herb to the Mid-East, that should chill things. Sweet, I’m going swimming”.

(suggestions of names to ‘normalize’ would be appreciated)

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10 Comments

  • 1. Anonymous  |  August 1, 2006 at 1:24 pm

    Who is that beautiful gal with Pete. He does not deserve her. She is too attractive. I think I am in love with her. He had his fling with B. Stronach and failed. Poor jilted Pete.

  • 2. Scout  |  August 1, 2006 at 2:54 pm

    anon, danged if i know who’s on the pics i liberate from google images!!!!

  • 3. Anonymous  |  August 1, 2006 at 4:09 pm

    “…i liberate from google images!!!!” You are simply too funny. Hilarious. Thanks for the laughs.

  • 4. bruce  |  August 1, 2006 at 5:01 pm

    I nominate Monte Solberg, he’s such a little freak. How did that ultra-white boy from small town Saskatchewan ever get to be Minister of Citizenship and Immigration? Oh, right, conservative government, ugh.

  • 5. Scout  |  August 1, 2006 at 6:36 pm

    ok bruce, i’ll work on it, but whew, that one will be a challenge!!! any idea what you’d like…..gay like steve, a homie, hippy, rasta…..whatever?

  • 6. bruce  |  August 1, 2006 at 7:04 pm

    Gay like Steve? Oh honey, please don’t say things like that, too close to home for me.

    I’m leaning toward rasta, I know it’s a challenge but he could look good in dreds.

  • 7. Scout  |  August 1, 2006 at 9:59 pm

    bruce….easy does it, steve-joe may be coming your way, and judging by that one post of yers you may not be able to help yourself 🙂
    ok, i did rasta monte for ya. you’re right, it was a challenge and i’m not totally satisfied, but what the heck.

  • 8. Annamarie  |  August 2, 2006 at 12:35 pm

    Hilarious!!! can’t stop laughing… 🙂

  • 9. Made in Ottawa  |  August 2, 2006 at 1:07 pm

    Up until today, there were only three countries (US, UK, Canada) supporting Israelis in killing of innocent women, children and civilians of Lebanon. After today’s news of even UK backing off this apparent human tragedy and war crime, Canada is now the only country left. Yes ladies and gentleman, at this moment we live in the only country in the whole globe that its head of state hasn’t yet condemns Israel or at least asked for Israeli restrain (somthing that even Bush has done). “A wise person does at once, what a fool does at last. Both do the same thing; only at different times.” – Peace.

  • 10. Scout  |  August 5, 2006 at 12:52 am

    ottawa, ya we kinda rank at the top of the stinky country list. i don’t know how bush has convinced whiny steve that he needs u.s. protection so to go along with everything….maybe it’s haper’s way to 15 minutes of fame because really, is the world going to pay attention to him for long? the guy must have some israeli missiles up his butt…perhaps he’s been gerbiling.–>


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