Immaculate Misconception

July 24, 2006 at 11:17 am 11 comments

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U.S. Secretary of State CONdoleezza Rice is in the Mid-East for Piece talks (you get a piece of this, I get a piece of that). After likening the war striken Israel and Lebanon as the birth pangs of a new Middle East, Rice set off first to Lebanon then Israel after delivering a spanking fresh baby Region. Rice insists the father is God, but President Bush is denying his ever having slept with CONdi and says her use of model missiles may have something to do with it.

The recent drama over Georgie dumping Rice for Tony Blair then moving on to Steve Harper has paired Toni and Condi. Somehow the jilted attracted each other… Tony being head of the Labour Party may have a lot to do with it. At any rate Condi’s now talking ceasefire along with Tony, demonstrating their strength as a new couple. Blair has no aversion to helping with the newborn.

The British PM says he may consider siding with Bush if Bush calls him ‘Tone’. Rice says she’ll also think things over if Mr. President will continue to supply battery operated Patriot Missiles, which have a far superior effect to cigars.

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11 Comments

  • 1. Q  |  July 24, 2006 at 1:49 pm

    The way they’re treating that baby…I’d be calling children’s aid.

  • 2. cheezwhiz  |  July 24, 2006 at 7:00 pm

    OMG. Do they make Prada maternity wear?

  • 3. Anonymous  |  July 24, 2006 at 7:08 pm

    Where can I order the battery powered missile?

  • 4. Scienceguy  |  July 24, 2006 at 7:46 pm

    Your probing nature has outdone itself. We’d be better off in America if more like you had the insight and humour for very distrubing world circumstances on our government’s part. A very colorful site!

  • 5. Scout  |  July 24, 2006 at 9:27 pm

    q, good point. maybe this is an issue for them rather than the u.n.

    cheez, it’s rumoured that’s what she wore before birth, with just a hint of bling so it wouldn’t take away from the immaculate belly.

    anon, http://www.vibratingpatriot.com

    scienceguy, oh har har on the pun. i think the u.s. has plenty llike me but like you canada is just temporarily outnumbered.

  • 6. Anonymous  |  July 25, 2006 at 12:12 am

    scienceguy: you may want to check out http://www.bettybowers.com for a humourous American perspective on American neocons.

  • 7. grapevine  |  July 25, 2006 at 4:11 am

    Friends passed this on to have a looksee. As a never-retired feminist I confess to uproaring with laughter.

  • 8. cheezwhiz  |  July 26, 2006 at 1:36 pm

    I’m still laughing at this one, Scout 🙂 Couldn’t stop thinking of it as I watched the news conference from Rome this morning.

  • 9. Scout  |  July 27, 2006 at 9:58 pm

    anon thanks for the link for scienceguy and me too!!

    grapevine, glad condi could give you a chuckle. personally i’ve ordered two of the battery patriots.

    cheez,hate to get pesonal but were you, ah, watching the news singlehandely 🙂

  • 10. Anonymous  |  July 28, 2006 at 10:23 am

    Regular channels not available. She will need cesarean section otherwise the baby is in grave danger.

  • 11. lebaneseforeva  |  January 31, 2009 at 9:15 am

    im 11 years old but i understand that bush and condalezza and bush want to take the oil and all that from the middle east,im from the middle east myself and i have 5 words for you and everyone who see’s this,LEBANON WILL NOT BE DEFEATED and another 5 words,PALESTINE WILL NOT BE DEFEATED!!!


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