Archive for July 19, 2006

Super Hero Harper Prepares for Flight to Cyprus

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Look! Up in the air! Is it a goose, is it a B-52? NO IT’S SUPER STEPHEN!!

Prepping for his flight to Cyprus to, er, ah, DO something about the Canadians stucks in Lebanon, our Man of Alloys is in training with security blankets and aides to launch himself over the Atlantic to help contribute to World Wrestling 3.

This is photo-op el supremo. Just think of all the seats being taken up on the plane going over by Harpo, security, aides and staff photographers!!! And Cyrpus isn’t in the line of fire, but Super Steve may just leave skid marks on his Stanfield tighty-whities anyways.

Yes, ‘The Bigger One’ may be upon us, get your duct tape and plastic, cover those windows now. What’s that? Halliburton just bought out 3M? Never mind, now that Super Steve’s made Canada a target as the doomsday clock ticks closer to midnight, we can all rejoice in Steve’s Heaven after we’re shadows on the wall. Gr8, can’t wait to see my dead relatives and friends, it’s been a while.

(inspired by ti-guy at My Blahg)

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July 19, 2006 at 1:27 pm 6 comments

How To Rescue Canadians in Lebanon

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Not only is he good looking and charming, but Omar Sherif is probably one of the most popular movie stars in the Mid-East. Egytian born, Christian raised but converted to Islam, he has a Jewish son and Muslim daughter. PLUS he’s popular in Isreal as said he didn’t want his daughter raised Muslim….which pissed off the Muslims for a while but all is forgotten, especially when there’s kliegs to be shining.

A fleet of ‘Omar Sherif On-Location Tour Busses’ transporting Canadians in Lebanon as crew could easily make it’s way to Syria then up to Turkey where planes could bring evacuees home.

Naw, it’s too simple for any bureacracy to handle.

July 19, 2006 at 10:14 am 6 comments

The Real Reason for Delay Evacuating Canadians in Lebanon

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Seems the only ships Peter MacKay could find to load Canadians in Lebanon onto is Paul Martin’ fleet. I have NO idea what’s holding up Paul from getting the ships over and why super-salesman Peter (where’s Mary in all of this?) can’t convince Paul to hurry up. Do you?

July 19, 2006 at 9:49 am 2 comments

In This Corner…Chuck Strahl vs. Jesse Ventura

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From Stolen Moments of Island Time.
Wrestling is back during the WW3 new season. Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura, ace wrestler, hands Agriculture Minister and wrestler wannabe a rubber chicken (oh no, not the dreaded rubber chicken!). Mr. C., as he likes to be called, had a match with Ventura to see who’s agri-policy would win. Ventura obviously kicked Strahl’s butt but in the end all was fine as the biggest diff in their policies was whether they would allow the press to ask questions.

Check out Mr. C.’s complete Canadian wrestler get-up….winter boots, scarf, kilt. We’re not sure if he wears Stanfield tighty-whities under his like Steve does, in fact there’s the sneaking suspicion it’s a Speedo.

July 19, 2006 at 9:35 am


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