Putin Calls Steve ‘Stepan’

July 15, 2006 at 10:28 pm 6 comments

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Over conversation about being the Gr8’s only ‘energy exporters’, host Vladimir Putin shook hands with Stephen Harper and called him by the Russian given-name, ‘Stepan’, which means “diadem”.

Besides acting as friendly competitors the two discussed hockey, with Putin gently telling Harper to puck-off after Stepan’s ‘friendly competitor’ jibes about Russia’s poor environmental track record to Gr8 leaders.

Harper gave Putin some Canadian Club and Labatt’s Blue as a present, as well as a maple syrup bottle filled with tar sands oil.

I’m sure Vladimir (meaning “the owner of the world”) and Stepan (diadem= royal power or dignity) will enjoy many more great antics and follies as they both vie for number one rapers of their country’s resources to sell to the other Gr8 nations. Canada, lay down and spread ’em!

It is not known at this time whether Mommy Harper objects to Stephan being called Stepan.

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6 Comments

  • 1. Alison  |  July 16, 2006 at 12:58 am

    So scout, any word on what Steverino calls Vlad?
    Or does he call all the others ‘Mr President’ just to be on the safe side?

  • 2. Q  |  July 16, 2006 at 4:32 am

    Shaking hands in the scumpit. Charming. But Stepan is too tall to look into V’s eyes and read his soul like supersensory George can.

  • 3. Scout  |  July 16, 2006 at 4:53 am

    alison, the right-wing honourable prime mordial stephen joseph harper calls vlad ‘ Господин Президент” (mr. president).

    behinds the scenes he calls him czar putin.

    q, putin actually has the advantage here…he can read stepan’s wallet.

  • 4. scienceguy  |  July 16, 2006 at 10:05 pm

    Supersensory George. I like the ring to that.

    I’m not sure what’s funnier, the posts or the comments. This is one site I’ll be coming back to, thanks for the laughs!

  • 5. Scout  |  July 17, 2006 at 8:40 am

    scienceguy, you’re more then welcome to come back time and time again…..the donation tin is by the door 🙂

  • 6. KnightofGoodMrIronMan  |  July 17, 2006 at 4:51 pm

    “Harper gave Putin some Canadian Club and Labatt’s Blue as a present, as well as a maple syrup bottle filled with tar sands oil.”

    That mofo is the greatest ambassador that’s ever lived!!!

    Mmmmmmm. Nothin like a CCOiler(1 part sweet Alberta crude Oil, 1 part rye, 3 parts beer, 3 drops grenadine).
    Better than fucking vodka…


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