Top This, Layton!
As if all that glad-handing and kissing babies wasn’t enough for Harper while in Vancouver to promote the kid-payola scheme…the guy had to go and top things off by posing on a crucifix! Determined that his challenge of a non-confidence vote be held and anticipating a forced election that would see canada’s moral majority be just that, The Harpseal went all out with this one.
“It was fun,” said Harper, “and really, it’s those creative publicity guys that came up with the idea. The maple leaf stigmata and crown was really ingenious, but I like crawling into the abs ‘o steel prosthetic the best”.
Now it’s up to Layton. Let’s see if he pulls another powerplay to gain more N.D.P. seats and leave us suffering with yet another incompetant minority government.
For more on crucifixtion: Shryberland
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