Iggy on the Fun Bus

While federal liberal leader, Michael Ignatieff rides the campaign bus around the country, the Conservatives have launched a series of Anti-Iggy tv ads.  The thing is, they’re funny!!!

But it shouldn’t ruffle Iggy’s feathers, as his oft seen appearances on CBC’s “This Hour Has 22 Minutes” place him in self depracating comedic roles….you gotta hand it to the guy for that.  Watch the video above for a ‘This Hour’ peek.

Jumping Jack Flash

If Stevie Blunder hammered out a Beatles classic, then it’s time the opposition counter with Jumping Jack Flash and the Rolling Pebbles.  Stevie’s poll ratings went up after playing and singing ‘A Little Help from My Fiends‘ so it’s time for a drum solo from Gilles Charlie What? Duceppe, and fast guitar work from Elizabeth Knock Bill Why Man? May and Michael Keith Bitchards  Ignatieff and of course, Jack Mick Stagger Layton.

So how about a hand for The Rolling Pebbles – and remember, it’s rumoured Stevie may counter the counter with Abba.

This is Getting Too Creepy – Harper and Ignaetiff, the BOBsey Twins and the Pope

It started with this: Harper and Iggy both wearing dark suits with red ties.  There’s a few different shots on different days of this.  Ewwww.  I mean, we know they’re in bed together but really, dressing alike?  Too much like a high school love affair or freaky B movie about the suburbs.

And how about their same-sex-pairage cowboy shirts that aren’t even cowboy shirts at the Calgary Stampede?  Buttons?  Come on guys, where’s the snaps?  The Boots? Checkered , button-up shirts, that a minus ten on the cowboy fashion scale. Barf.  But THE SAME SHIRTS!!!!!!!!  Do they share a pony?

Call your mom and dad to look at this before you do because the creep factor is at an ultimate high!!!  Maybe you just shouldn’t look at the next images.  XXX, i’m sure they’re XXX, there’s a little black pussycat around somewhere that should be posted over these.  Oh why am I even publishing them?  BEWARE, THE LAST PICTURE ON THIS POST COULD CAUSE TRAUMA! Ew, blech, slime, barf.  Fuck around, eh?

Conservative and Liberal Marriage Official…what will happen when the honeymoon’s over?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lord only knows what the secret marriage of Stephen Harper and Michael Ignatieff looked like, but the newlyweds are all happy and gay over agreeing to avert a summer election.  Natch, Stevo probably convinced the Ig that the world will look favorably upon a Canada that is stable and managed to get his little woman to go along with this and save a last resort of having to create a coalition.  Good for ze world, good for ze nation, ja?

Don’t know about you but I like their photo that has Titanic overtones….it says to me, ‘this boat is sinking!’.  And my oh my, what glad tidings this all is with Canadian Gay Pride days coming up and the Conservatives giving $$$ to the Toronto Pride Week  (via mark of slap upside the head).

Prime Minister Jekyll, Prime Minister Hyde

 I took the ‘mask’ of steve and iggy and pasted each other onto each other.  interesting results with steve on iggy looking the best and iggy on steve looking downright frightening (donald trump after an auto accident?).  After all, at this point they’re both acting as prime minister, and what an interesting bit of chemistry that is!

some negotiations that took place yesterday as the harp and iggy fluff attempt to thwart a summer election (back room deals having obviously been made already….the glibs want more time , ig is obviously waiting till a majority is certain, and the tories are a bit scared).  

SO THE IDIOTS COME UP WTH DECLARING A STUDY BE HELD ON EMPLOYMENT INSURANCE BENEFITS!!!!!!!!!!  WAY TO STALL AND DELAY AND TRY TO PULL THE WOOL OVER THE SHEEPLE’S EYES!  THE SIMPLEST TRICK IN THE BOOK!  

oh really?  and what are they going to study?  that canadians need more ei , longer ei, better ei and that is the answer , bar none.  but no, no, no, the laboratory seems to want to reinvent the wheel while the people sit in petri dishes getting moldy from this stalling tactic.  OH COME ON!   put away the bunson burners or move them under your arse, boys.  cut bureaucracy, create low or no interest loans for small business start ups, and oh dare i go on when the answers lie so easily within?  one more thing….get the troops out of afghanistan…..the taliban/pakistan/nuclear weapon scare is a smoke screen delivered in it’s finest grey to shield the doings of the one country in the world who may actually be the biggest threat on earth, and that is ISRAEL!  

so enough already of the bullshit.  gentlemen, don your lab coats and it’s remedial chemistry for you!!!