Archive for October 21, 2009
According to CBC News, the Swine Flu Vaccine is finally here and ready to be injected into the arms of willing victims.
The serum is made from fetal pigs, which has many a high school science teacher up in arms as they say there won’t be enough fetal pigs for their students to disect.
According to H1N1 source Dr. Sow Inclined, Canada had a tough time sorting out priorities – was it best to let kids cut up unborn swine or let the conspiracy hit harder at home by experimenting on youth, the elderly, and ethnic groups.
When asked if it is morally right to be using pig fetuses, Reverend Porky Porcine of the Pro-Life group Boaring for Power, said, “of course it’s right. We are only concerned with human fetuses. Pigs have no intelligence, why do you think Jews don’t eat pork? We are human and build great things like nuclear war heads, chem trails, and Prime Sinisters like Stephen Harper. Does a pig do anything like that…NO! They sit around in their own muck and make flus. Hog farmers around the world were desperate to pay their production costs so contacted the World Health Organization and Wille Nelson to gain more rights for farmers. We’ve even convinced schools to eliminate stories like ‘The 3 Little Piggies” from the elementary curriculum, and senior and junior highschools to drop “Lord of the Flies”. ”
It’s not yet known when the vaccine will start to be used on Canadian guinea pigs, but that’s all in keeping with cob roller politics.
Hey Canada, enjoy your ration of bacon vaccine soon!!! And remember, Porky Pig is a terrorist.