Archive for June 29, 2008
Chuck: Uh, no prob, eh? Did you use the glycerine or onions?
Steve: You hoser, glycerine. I wouldn’t put a Harper-sanctioned gmo’d crop onion near me! But ya, eh, wasn’t it great with all the apples around, like, um, i was gonna have a six pack for Phontaine and his buddies so I could take them on a Starlight Tour after.
Chuck: Like, how come you didn’t, eh?
Steve: Cuz I pooed my pants. I was afraid of something going wrong.
Chuck: Ya, like I did the same. My arse was pretty raw by the end of it.
Steve: Ha, y’ah. Guess they didn’t know who it was, you know, like it was the Phantom Poo. Well, like, take off and have a Happy Canada Day, eh?
Oh those zany politicians! Imagine the whole Apologee-willikers Bill going down at the same time Mohawk Clan Mother elders were unlawfully arrested, detained, roughed up and one suffered a trauma induced heart attack while trying to cross the fictional Canadian/U.S, border. Fucking asswipes.
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On June 14th 2008 Katenies and Kahentinetha of MNN were beaten by the Canadian Border guards at the Akwesasne [Cornwall] Ontario crossing. Their excuse was an “outstanding warrant” issued in 2003 claiming that Katenies “ran the border” placed by the colonial state through the middle of her community. Katenies has appeared in court on this matter. On both occasions she never acknowledged the false charges and filed motions contesting the courts’ jurisdiction. She refused to stand up and started reading her motion into the record, asking: “How and when did Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II get jurisdiction over me and my land?” On December 18th 2006 the court attempted to ignore the issue. When Katenies tried to read her motion into the court record, the court closed down. Katenies’ motion gave notice that a failure to respond within 30 days would be taken as an admission by the court that it had no jurisdiction. Canada has chosen to pursue this matter. We would like to share her motion with our readers. The motion is based on the Two Row Wampum and the Kaianerehkowa, the Great law of Peace, the constitution of the Haudenosaunee. Katenies found the Queen, the corporation of Canada and all its public and private corporations guilty of theft, etc. This will be the basis of proceedings when Katenies appears at 9:00 a.m. in Cornwall Ontario court on July 14th 2008. A case is being prepared against the Canadian Border Security Agency. The Canadian state can use the money of 30 million people and Indigenous resources to fight the Mohawks. Your financial help is needed. Please donate to “MNN Mohawk Nation News”, Box 991, Kahnawake [Quebec, Canada] J0L 1B0. Everyone welcome. Katenies MNN email@example.com (more…)