Archive for June, 2008
Chuck: Uh, no prob, eh? Did you use the glycerine or onions?
Steve: You hoser, glycerine. I wouldn’t put a Harper-sanctioned gmo’d crop onion near me! But ya, eh, wasn’t it great with all the apples around, like, um, i was gonna have a six pack for Phontaine and his buddies so I could take them on a Starlight Tour after.
Chuck: Like, how come you didn’t, eh?
Steve: Cuz I pooed my pants. I was afraid of something going wrong.
Chuck: Ya, like I did the same. My arse was pretty raw by the end of it.
Steve: Ha, y’ah. Guess they didn’t know who it was, you know, like it was the Phantom Poo. Well, like, take off and have a Happy Canada Day, eh?
Oh those zany politicians! Imagine the whole Apologee-willikers Bill going down at the same time Mohawk Clan Mother elders were unlawfully arrested, detained, roughed up and one suffered a trauma induced heart attack while trying to cross the fictional Canadian/U.S, border. Fucking asswipes.
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On June 14th 2008 Katenies and Kahentinetha of MNN were beaten by the Canadian Border guards at the Akwesasne [Cornwall] Ontario crossing. Their excuse was an “outstanding warrant” issued in 2003 claiming that Katenies “ran the border” placed by the colonial state through the middle of her community. Katenies has appeared in court on this matter. On both occasions she never acknowledged the false charges and filed motions contesting the courts’ jurisdiction. She refused to stand up and started reading her motion into the record, asking: “How and when did Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II get jurisdiction over me and my land?” On December 18th 2006 the court attempted to ignore the issue. When Katenies tried to read her motion into the court record, the court closed down. Katenies’ motion gave notice that a failure to respond within 30 days would be taken as an admission by the court that it had no jurisdiction. Canada has chosen to pursue this matter. We would like to share her motion with our readers. The motion is based on the Two Row Wampum and the Kaianerehkowa, the Great law of Peace, the constitution of the Haudenosaunee. Katenies found the Queen, the corporation of Canada and all its public and private corporations guilty of theft, etc. This will be the basis of proceedings when Katenies appears at 9:00 a.m. in Cornwall Ontario court on July 14th 2008. A case is being prepared against the Canadian Border Security Agency. The Canadian state can use the money of 30 million people and Indigenous resources to fight the Mohawks. Your financial help is needed. Please donate to “MNN Mohawk Nation News”, Box 991, Kahnawake [Quebec, Canada] J0L 1B0. Everyone welcome. Katenies MNN email@example.com (more…)
Having first outed myself to my family whilst in Hawaii I then proceeded to go bonkers , well, er, um, further bonkers, and landed in the nut house. I didn’t see any squirrels around but did get a good first hand peak at facilities today for the mentally ill (such a stupid term in itself).
North Vancouver’s Lions Gate Hospital is rather draconian and while their blurb is a good one, it sure doesn’t hold true. About the only good thing was the uniforms…hospital issue now has nice colours in various shakes of gold, brown, tan and yellow. Yes, I was one of the revered ‘Golden Girls’ of Ward A2. We were such hags , nice hags but still hags , that none of the slightly dangerous patients would go near us (and what the fuck are slightly dangerous ones doing in a ward with non-dangerous ones, hmm, hmmm?.
Wholly inadequate. From having dropped the transitional ward to meet again with the pressures of the outisde world, those rooms have now been converted to nice office space to attract pychiatrists….oh goody, they get to have nice office space while we get tossed back out onto the street. My doctor is the director of A2 and released me knowing i’d be homeless and living in my van a few days after. As far as he is concerned that is not the hospital’s business. So, who’s nuts here, the sheeple who go along with the underfunded system and mind-altering politics, or moi, a bipolar who reacts strongly to the ills of the world?
At least i smuggled out a uni and got something out of the deal besides a med switch which seems to be affective.
Meals? We won’t even go there but I wished I’d had my camera. Mind you, they probably would have taken it away from me anyways…just like they kept trying to take away my cigarettes (Scout wouldn’t surrender them and repeatedly told them they had no right to….more on this in further posts as I strip apart the Mental Illness Act, B.C. Coastal Health Authority, etc.. Then again I may just say ‘fuck it, fuck it all’.
Most of the nurses, as usual, were angels…..about 90% women, the majority were the only ones who really knew what they were doing and had to scramble their arses off due to a nursing shortage and financial cutbacks. My doc was a typical old style doc, he was knowledgable but mysoginistic. Somehow I took great dellight in watching his facade crumble as I questioned his authority and competance. Maybe I have a cruel streak but it’s not such a bad one as I could have stripped the guy down to bare bones and watched him shrivel into a little ball. I decided not to go that far.
Fashion, food and farce…..the three ‘F’s that make up the psyche ward. Not much has changed in the Cukoo’s Nest.
This pic of younger years is from his homepage.
Wire tapping gets another thumbs up, er fingers down, and the Whitewash House should be plenty happy. BBC report
WESTERN UNION STOP Dear Angeline STOP Even though you are a devil worshipping scumbag I like you STOP please come to the Whitehouse for an exorcism STOP i will wear your menstrual blood STOP i really do like you STOP really STOP i think i’m in like with you STOP i’ll continue to tap your wire in my dreams STOP much like, George STOP
It’s National Aboriginal Day and while I don’t have time to go into Vancouver to celebrate, I am paying hommage to the land and ancestors. I live on Squamish Nation territory, do you know who’s territory you live on???
CBC Radio One will be broadcasting a comedy in honour of the day , delivered by the “Almost Ready for Self Government’ players…..great name and hope they are as funny as the gang at Dead Dog in the City (Dead Dog Cafe).
Many Hoichka (thank you in Squamish but I probably spelled it wrong )
Note this photo…this person is allowed to say identify himself as a white, middle-aged, catholic, lawn bowler. But according to this dumbass person, the man in the pic is not allowed to identify himself as gay. No, no no! That is a sin and challenges our charter as it would allow pedophiles to bond and idenify themselves as pederasts , thereby giving them rights.
ok, so whomever the sphincter is has some identity problems of his own….but why doesn’t he just write about that instead of taking some kind of crystal meth journey into the garden of eden? I say , ‘switch drugs’ to this loon because you’re looking at the world with cross eyes. heheh, love my religious pun.
Thanks to JJ and Bruce for their posts and trackbacks to this post. Hell if i know how to use the trackback thingy…i tried.
Congratulations, Monsieur Dion. You’ve managed to greenwash the public into thinking your “Green Shift” will actually do something for the enviornment. This is known as Greenwashing and you’ve taken the steps that republicons call Astroturfing. Just mention TAX REDUCTION and ENVIRONMENT (or climate change or whatever) in an all-in-one package and the tax payer goes wild.
Well I don’t want your Green Shit. You are not the lesser of evils, you are one and the same. Bonsoir, Mr. Dion, I would rather have brown shit and real solutions. The only time I have green shit is from eating too many vegetables….let’s keep it that way.
Mohawk Clan Moms Roughed at Border…Kahentinetha Horn Suffers Heart Attack as Result. - click to read story.
Injun and Northern Extra-Marital Affairs Minister, Chuck Strahl, says he’s talked with buddies like Stockwell Get-a-Day-Job and enlisted the aid of beagles at border crossings. This new strategy should keep pesky wagonburners from just wandering freely, as though they owned the place. Strahl says the beagles are trained to sniff out medicine pouches, beads, eagle feathers, and dirty lacrosse jock straps. At any given time one of the fleet of 1001 beagles can latch on to a breast or scrotum and stop a first nations bandit from travelling across the border like their farts smell like sweetgrass or sage. Recently beagle number 3, Custer, snatched onto native activist Kahentinies’ upper right shoulder, barely missing her non-canadian tit. However, beagle number six, Cowboy Queen, did snare Clan Mom Kahentinetha Horn’s nipple, which sent her into cardiac arrest. It’s reported Kahentenitha thought the smell of the beagle reminded her of former stalker, Jim Prentice. Au de Chien aside, this new task force should make many Caledonia residents happy, as well as Governor General Michaella de Ville. HEY KAHENTINETHA, HOPE YOUR RECOVERY’S GOING WELL (from the folks at Harper Valley)
How will Steve ‘The Fat Man’ Harper handle little league Con Pierre Poilievre’s recent statements of bigotry apres THE APOLOGeeeeeeee to First Nations? Scout tapped into her third eye (rectum, damn near killed ‘em):
Steve: Who’s the PM here?
Pierre: You. But…
Steve: No butts. Dicks only. Look, I’m the reincarnation of Adolph, so don’t try to upstage me, and keep that lid to the jack in the box shut!
Steve: I told you, no butts! Get rid of Hitler and channel Goebells, Rommel or even Eva. That’s an order, you do know how to follow orders, ja?
Pierre: Yes sir! I was only trying to help our Canadian-born, cockasian nation, sir!
Steve: At least you got the dick part right. And remember, you’re French Canadian so second in rank to us anglophones. Now march, trooper! ”Onward Xtian soldiers, marching off to war…”.
The other day I was going into the London Drugs on Vancouver’s West Broadway St. . There was a panhandler outside and two big men from the store were headed outside. I was obvious what was coming…they were going to remove the panhandler. That happened and when the men came back in I said to them “oh, i don’t like that’….they said yes, most customers didn’t like the panhandlers.
I said, ‘no, i didn’t like that you had him leave. that sucks. he’s just sitting there. maybe he’s an addict, maybe just down and out. maybe some of these people might rip people off, maybe some don’t, but most think they do. yet these same people who don’t like the panhandlers would walk into a place like london drugs and get ripped off. it’s the corporations who are ripping people off everyday yet no one asks to have them removed.’.
The young men agreed. I suggested they take my complaint to their boss. They said they would, but i doubt it.
yes, there are some aggrissive panhandlers ……just lke aggressive marketing campaigns, telephone soicitors etc.. they should all stop. but isn’t it all like window shopping? you don’t HAVE to go in to certain stores , you don’t HAVE to give to every panhandler. but hey, if one’s playing a cool tune you like, or is doing some neat drawings, writing poems, or just has a catchy line or phrase….why the hell not drop a toonie in their bucket? there’s no gst and you were just entertained.
how comfortably numb are we?
Canad’s PM, Stephen Harper, is shown here with a spork (forked tongue and silver spoon), after delivering an apology to First Nation’s residential school survivors. Noting that native children should never have been seperated from their parents and culture, Harper failed to mention he is still an adherent to his mentor, Tom Flanagan’s ideas of assimilation.
While watching the broadcast from tv’s in moldy, clapboard housing not on ancestal lands, some children who were sniffing gasoline wondered if the onion in Steve’s jacket pocket may mean food for them. Harper’s spokesperson, Mr. Spin Spam, said the onion was for different reasons but wouldn’t say what.
Opposition leaders Stephane Dion and Jack Layton refused to say why their governments, alongside the Conservatives, would not grant native sovereignty. Bloc Quebecois leader Gilles Duceppe got in some political punches but failed to talk about the Conservatives recognizing Quebec as a nation , or past seperatist deals that would see the elimination of native rights. Hmmm.
In good old boy fashion, Native leaders were allowed to speak last, even though it hadn’t been planned they would speak at the apology speech at all. Infamous apple, Phil Fontaine, referred to the past as ‘white supremacy’ but in his words about moving forward together he didn’t say he was still being duped. What does Phil really think….only his hair dresser knows for sure but I’d say one too many scalpings has Clockworked Oranged this guy.
Stay tuned next century for the epic saga of the First Nations in Canada. See what it took to really gain sovereignty, and end the continuuing genocide here.
This story has been brought to you in part by the kind people at Kentucky Fried Bread Chicken and MacDonalds spat upon burgers…extra tasty, hormone laden and BSE doused.
Here he is….Canada’s own version of Mark McGuire. Chucky’s in love. Not in love with First Nations, but in love with the idea that he may gain points for urging the PM to give an apology on behalf of the government to the residential school victims. Maybe Chucky and Stevey think it will gain the Cons popularity. BUT the lies will be in the apology already….Canada seems to think residential schools were shut down in the ’70′s. Not true…the last one closed in the ’90′s.
The Squamish Nation announced too the locations of many of the schools where HUGE burials were found of students. I guess these are the ones who didn’t survive the torture. Maybe some were outright murdered…better then going slow I guess.
The Pitch? Who knows. But ‘Batters UP’! Can’t wait to see what spews out of Steve’s mouth.
Ha Hoo! Parishioners! if you were expecting to play Famous Stupid People today, you can forget it. Instead, an insert of Famous Wonderful People shall be done, as taken from the perspective of Lukewarm 6:66.
Jesus, Constantine, Wayne Newton, The Founding Fathers of the United States of America, Ronald Regan, anyone white, Lawrence Welk, George Bush, The Rockafellas, Mr. Rogers, Richard Nixon, Tony Blair, Stephen Harper, Don Cherry, Billy Graham, and King Louie of France.
That’s my start….what’s your?
“Look at these beauts! I’m moving them next to the farmer’s co-op where it will be sold fair-trade at health food stores. There’s been some skunks sneeking around cause they think there’s uranium under my fields but no way in hell am I letting them rape my land! Nukes are for the birds…I run my operation on solar, wind and biodiesel. Fuck those conservatives!”
I wish this had been a gorgeous day so you could get the full effect of it. This is at Hookena, where we have our Queendom of Hawaii meetings. My van, Buttercup, gets to park under that tree and there I sleep soundly by the ocean waves. A gorgeous piece of property in a lovely setting, with kind people.
CONGRATULATIONS TO WC AT WANDERING COYOTE FOR GUESSING BAD BOY REPUBLICAN ROCK STAR TED NUGENT!