Here I am on my REAL bed (despite the springs sticking through) , in a REAL house, in my OWN room, with my OWN bathroom. I had no idea this trip would be so luxurios. My Hawaiian sister is going with a man who is supplying the housing. Nice. He’s a Vietnam Vet, former mercenary and former Hell’s Angel. ..but he’s a good man who regrets his past. I know you will feel sorry for me when I tell you the weather has been great the last two weeks and my dip in the ocean (finally) the other day was FA Bulous. Still no whales to be seen to my eyes but reports from friends are coming in that they are there. Once my van has been fixed up a bit more I’ll venture to the north end of the island to gaze at the marvellous beasts and look for some friends who camp up there every year. I’m happy to report I am the guinea pig for someone’s ganja candy and caramels, and I’ve also got a pack of the all new ‘instant awa’ (kava kava) to try out. So far so good on dealing with the cops, save for some questioning after the accident. I’m setting up the office for the Queendom of Hawaii, now that we have internet the next step is to get a cheap printer. My Hawaiin sister had emergency dental today and it was discovered she has a THIRD tooth and it’s infected. Such a rare one, she is :)Stay warm and dry!!! A hui ho!
So Sue Me…
January 16, 2008 · 4 Comments
Categories: Political Humour
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JJ // January 17, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Yo Scoutie — Good good! Sounds like everything is back on track. I won’t even comment on the weather… just know in this part of the globe, it is hovering at around 1c and raining– threatening to snow! Ack! Enjoy the warmth, the sun, and all the rest of the stuff that we’re a few months away from.
Simon // January 17, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Hi Scout!!!! Welcome back!!!! We missed you.
I’m so glad to hear you’re OK I’m even prepared to forgive you for mentioning the weather….the big blue ocean….the kava kava. While I sit here staring at all that greyness…the steam coming off the hoggy buildings….and the cold dirty lake. And all I got is a cigarette. Ugh.
But if somebody has to lie on a beach in a blissful state and watch the whales frolic…I’m glad it’s you. Although I have a special request. If you post any pictures could you PLEASE try to make Hawaii look as unattractive as possible. I know that’s not easy. But believe me …those of us stranded in this icy wasteland…would really appreciate it…..
harpervalley // January 17, 2008 at 10:00 pm
JJ…ah, sweet relief!!!! just phoned mr. scout and he says you’ve had some nice days sans rain….yay!!!! and would ya send someone over here to fix the electronics on my van? sheesh, i heard vw’s are famous for them but this is ridiculous….i’m STILL working on them.
Simon….at least you waxed poetic on your weather :). i’ll try to post a pic of someone’s backyard filled with garbage or something….have to remember to get a card reading device though, keep forgetting so no pics uploaded.
Q // January 18, 2008 at 4:55 am
Ganja candy….now that would make a fine prize for FSP winners? Might calm Karen down with all of her cursing
Keep up the great vagabonding.
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