Harpo Claws is Coming To Town

December 9, 2007 · 6 Comments

Hey kids, you musta been BAD this year. I’m talking beyond just naughty, I’m talking REAL BAD, cuz Harpo Claws has taken away just about all your future. Saint Prick has stolen your environment and natural resources. If Granny and Grandpa get sick, kiss them goodbye cuz Harpo would rather pay to have young men and women killed in Afghanistan then to put more money into health care. And any social programs that may help with troubled kids, youth or older people, that went UP the chimney so if you’re real lucky you might get a rock in your stocking to fend off crime. Oh yes, that card with the fetus on it, that’s not Jesus, it’s only a drawing that says ‘what if….’. But have a Merry Conchristmas knowing hope may spring election eternal.

Categories: Christmas · Stephen Harper · conservatives · santa clause

6 responses so far ↓

JJ // December 9, 2007 at 11:00 pm

Maybe we’ll get a nice New Years present of another New Government. The current one is getting a little “old”.
politicsnpoetry // December 10, 2007 at 12:07 am

Oh, JJ! That would be a good gift. Sigh. But we still have the SP fascists here in SK for another 3 years and 11-ish months.
ceevee // December 10, 2007 at 5:54 am

All I want for Christmas is a New Years election.
harpervalley // December 10, 2007 at 8:20 am

JJ…..oh my gawd, that would be awesome! at least dion’s stepping up to the plate now. funny how a ‘new’ government can get so old so fast.

P&P, i feel so bad for sask. . that was a very cruel move by the voters. what’s with that….too many urbanites and flakey farmers?

ceevee……..hmm, catchy tune. i think it would make the airwaves!
sassy // December 10, 2007 at 10:26 pm

Now that is a Santa that is easy to not believe in.

Count me in for wishes for an election.
harpervalley // December 10, 2007 at 11:32 pm

sassy…….you’re on. and that’s harper - unbelievable. what’s really picking my ass about him right now is that i carefully selected a photo to show his buck teeth but i couldn’t quite show them …..it looks more like weird low teeth. now that in itself is cause for election!!!!