Famous Stupid People # 34 « Harper Valley

Famous Stupid People # 34

November 27, 2007 · 48 Comments

congratulations to Q of North of Center for guessing the mealy mouthed mayor of Caledonia, Ontario, Marie Trainer.

Categories: famous stupid people · free contest

48 responses so far ↓

900ft Jesus // November 27, 2007 at 9:59 am

I never get these. I always want to say the name of whatever stupid politican opened his/her mouth this week, but Doris Stockwell Day isn’t really a woman, right?

So question - is it Boreen Harper?
harpervalley // November 27, 2007 at 10:03 am

900…..it’s debatable whether doris is a woman or not but in this case we’ll say man.
NO IT ISN’T BOREEN HARPER

chin up, you still have a question left for today!
sassy // November 27, 2007 at 10:09 am

sorry a little 0/t (well sort of)

900ft Jesus - speaking of Doris Stockwell Day, do you see the post over at the Galloping Beaver (Nov 26th - So what is evangelical Stockwell up to?) ?
Karen // November 27, 2007 at 10:12 am

Is she alive?
harpervalley // November 27, 2007 at 11:30 am

sassy…haha, i love it when there’s chatter amongst the small throng

karen….good morning!

YES SHE IS ALIVE
havril // November 27, 2007 at 2:14 pm

Okay, we’ll try this one more time. I was posting a comment, then the power went out. Then I tried again, and WordPress booted me out. Somebody clearly doesn’t want to hear what I have to say. I will not be silenced, Doris! As for what it is I have to say, I forget.
JJ // November 27, 2007 at 2:53 pm

Good morning good morning! Is she Canadian?
harpervalley // November 27, 2007 at 3:36 pm

HAVRIL!!!!!! doris can lick my boots. i’ve never stopped hoping you’d be back havril

JJ….good…..afternoon!

YES SHE IS CANADIAN
Q // November 27, 2007 at 4:30 pm

Hmmm…something’s a twitter with scout and havril…perhaps more to follow? muahahaha

Well lets start with our worst and work up from the slime pit…Kate McMillan?

Hi Karen. You haven’t swore in a while
harpervalley // November 27, 2007 at 5:38 pm

Q…..only our hairdressers know for sure ;D.
slime pit, ew, nice!

NO SHE IS NOT KAREN MCMILLAN
Karen // November 27, 2007 at 6:51 pm

Hey Q. Sorry about that - fiddle sticks!!! (Was that ok?)

Hmm, alive, female and Canadian.

Sheila Copps?
harpervalley // November 27, 2007 at 7:11 pm

karen….come on, you can do better then that! let ‘er rip!

NO SHE IS NOT SHEILA COPPS
Karen // November 28, 2007 at 5:16 am

Ok, I’ll try harder. Is she a politician?
JJ // November 28, 2007 at 8:29 am

Canadian, alive, female… has she been in the news lately?
harpervalley // November 28, 2007 at 9:50 am

karen….atta girl!

YES SHE IS A POLITICIAN
YES SHE’S BEEN IN THE NEWS LATELY….but not necessarily at a national level
Wandering Coyote // November 28, 2007 at 10:21 am

Is she currently in office?
900ft Jesus // November 28, 2007 at 10:59 am

Jose Verner?

yes sassy, I saw on TGB what Doris is sliming around at. Unbelievable and dangerous.
Karen // November 28, 2007 at 11:15 am

Is she a provincial policitian?
Karen // November 28, 2007 at 11:15 am

Ooops sorry, my bad - 2 questions in one day.
harpervalley // November 28, 2007 at 2:38 pm

YES SHE IS CURRENTLY IN OFFICE
NO SHE IS NOT JOSE VERNIER

oh! Karen! you’re fired and have to give me a 100 point head start at scrabble
Wandering Coyote // November 28, 2007 at 2:46 pm

Belinda Stronach?
harpervalley // November 28, 2007 at 2:54 pm

NO SHE IS NOT BELINDA STRONACH…..lower your expectations
Karen // November 28, 2007 at 3:07 pm

Carole James?
Q // November 28, 2007 at 3:57 pm

Karen cheating? What the fiddle sticks Karen!

Lowering our expectations…isn’t that how we got Harper?

Is she say… east of Winnipeg?
harpervalley // November 28, 2007 at 4:23 pm

carole james???? that’s one politician i do like. how blashemous of you karen!!! that’s a 200 point lead in scrabble

Q, yes, sad to say that karen has a habit of hitting the submit button thinking it will make me lie down and allow her to ask questions all day. hmmmm, maybe she has political expectations

i think we harper we had NO expectations.

NO SHE IS NOT CAROLE JAMES
YES SHE IS EAST OF WINNIPEG
Karen // November 28, 2007 at 6:43 pm

Sorry, she was the first female BC politician I came across. I was going to work my way east eventually…
harpervalley // November 28, 2007 at 6:51 pm

ok, i’ll let ya off hte hook this time, but sheesh….b.c…..you could have gone for grace macarthy.
harpervalley // November 28, 2007 at 11:04 pm

looks like i’ll have to give a clue:

someone forgot to train her….she makes bigoted remarks in public.
Karen // November 29, 2007 at 5:08 am

Ok, now I’m allowed to ask another question…is she an Ontario (provincial level) politician?
Q // November 29, 2007 at 8:17 am

Clues!!
You think we suck…
harpervalley // November 29, 2007 at 8:31 am

Karen, your question is almost two parts, one of which i’d say yes to, the other no. but i’ll have to take the question as a whole.

Q…ya, you guys suck! your middle name is vacuum

NO SHE IS NOT AN ONTARIO , PROVICINCIAL LEVEL POLITICIAN
Wandering Coyote // November 29, 2007 at 9:28 am

Rona Ambrose?
JJ // November 29, 2007 at 11:42 am

Deborah Grey?
JJ // November 29, 2007 at 11:43 am

Oh no, just noticed that “east of Winnipeg” so it ain’t DG. Scratch that answer. East of Winnipeg? Is she a Quebec MP?
harpervalley // November 29, 2007 at 12:44 pm

coyote, no go, sorry.

jj…..need a compass these days?

NO SHE IS NOT RONA AMBROSE
NO SHE IS NOT A QUEBEC MP

think of her as a civil type of woman….despite her ugly mouth
Karen // November 29, 2007 at 1:51 pm

I’m so lost…
JJ // November 29, 2007 at 2:24 pm

Oh never mind, I’ve already had my turn. I was just going to ask if she was a Blogger, but I’ll save it for tomorrow.
harpervalley // November 29, 2007 at 3:47 pm

come on come on you people, look at the clues………CIVIL. Train Her.
Q // November 29, 2007 at 3:49 pm

Pat, I’d like to buy a vowel.
(Or a clue.)
Is there an ‘e’ in her name?
Come on big money!
harpervalley // November 29, 2007 at 5:22 pm

Q….wrong game show, step away from the mic please.

are you serious with your question? naw, couldn’t be.
Karen // November 29, 2007 at 5:29 pm

I’m still lost…
Q // November 29, 2007 at 8:08 pm

Yes, that was a serious Q question. Hard to tell, eh?

Mayor Marie Trainer.
sassy // November 29, 2007 at 8:21 pm

Is she Conservative MP Cheryl Gallant?
harpervalley // November 29, 2007 at 8:42 pm

Q now has his 6th win by guessing Mayor of Caledonia, Marie Trainer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q // November 30, 2007 at 5:15 am

Actually, she’s the mayor of the county not Caledonia but we won’t deduct points for that

Am I in the hall of shame yet?
sassy // November 30, 2007 at 5:57 am

Good one Q
harpervalley // November 30, 2007 at 10:19 am

Q - you’re in the hall of shame for making the game host look bad ;D . for $250.000, who is the mayor of Caledonia then?

sassy….ya, i think he hacks my computer.
Q // November 30, 2007 at 3:36 pm

You’re right scout, she is the defacto mayor of everyone in that county.

Error,,,,,,,that hasn’t happened in the HAL 9000 series before…. Dave?