Harper Valley

October 22, 2007

Famous Stupid People #31

Filed under: Contest, famous stupid people — harpervalley @ 9:35 pm

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TA DA DA DA DA DA DAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! RossK of The Gazateer correctly guessed Republican whore Bo Derek.

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  1. Well I guess I’ll start this one off.

    Is she alive?

    Comment by Karen — October 23, 2007 @ 4:31 am

  2. Wild guess – is it Ann Coulter?

    Comment by sassy — October 23, 2007 @ 7:30 am

  3. Thirdie!

    Is she Canadian?

    Comment by JJ — October 23, 2007 @ 7:46 am

  4. and they’re out of the gate!!!!

    YES SHE IS ALIVE
    NO SHE IS NOT ANNE COULTER
    NO SHE IS NOT CANADIAN

    Comment by harpervalley — October 23, 2007 @ 9:58 am

  5. Hilary Clinton

    Comment by Karen — October 23, 2007 @ 2:49 pm

  6. NO SHE IS NOT HILLARY CLINTON

    Comment by harpervalley — October 23, 2007 @ 4:16 pm

  7. SorryI’m late. Stupid female?
    And not Ann Coulter. That seriously shrinks the field.
    Is she American?

    Comment by Q — October 23, 2007 @ 5:01 pm

  8. Actually Q, it shrinks the thyroid cartilage.

    And I’m not guessing until

    a) 11:59:59 PDT or….

    b) WC guesses

    .

    Comment by RossK — October 23, 2007 @ 5:06 pm

  9. Q….oh late as usual :D . i think that field needs a shrink as in the m.d. kind.

    ross….come on, after that word for earlobes i expected something more exotic for thyroid cartilidge!!!! haha, countdown to your guessing.

    YES SHE IS AMERICAN (murkin)

    Comment by harpervalley — October 23, 2007 @ 6:15 pm

  10. How ’bout cricoid?

    And that is NOT a guess!

    .

    Comment by RossK — October 23, 2007 @ 7:32 pm

  11. ew, me achin cricoid!

    Comment by harpervalley — October 23, 2007 @ 7:34 pm

  12. crikey! (which may/may not be a condition enjoyed by certain bloviating american media types, I believe)

    Comment by RossK — October 23, 2007 @ 9:40 pm

  13. I’m about to medicate, so I’ll make a guess. Can’t keep Ross waiting!

    Is it Condi Rice?

    Comment by Wandering Coyote — October 23, 2007 @ 9:40 pm

  14. Hey…..

    That didn’t give anything away!

    OK – here’s my question…does she make her living on the TeeVee?

    Comment by RossK — October 23, 2007 @ 10:13 pm

  15. Well, sorry!! I mean, it would eventually give something away, wouldn’t it?

    Comment by Wandering Coyote — October 23, 2007 @ 10:18 pm

  16. bloviating , ross? BLOVIATING???????

    coyote, your meds must kick in a lot faster then mine. nothing’s going to get given away at this rate….we’re just babbling.

    NO SHE DOES NOT MAKE HER LIVING ON TV
    NO SHE IS NOT CONDI RICE

    Comment by harpervalley — October 23, 2007 @ 11:23 pm

  17. Wife of politician?

    Comment by Karen — October 24, 2007 @ 4:03 am

  18. Aaaargh, my aretynoids seized up and I missed my just before midnight guess….

    Karen’s question is a most excellent one, so I’ll go for broke and ask if she’s ever written a bodice ripper?

    (and if the answer is a double yes it all comes down to who gets here fast enough Q or WC ’cause I gotta do stuff where there’s no box today).

    .

    Comment by RossK — October 24, 2007 @ 7:33 am

  19. Sounds like Laura Bush to me, I’ll go with that today.

    Comment by Bruce — October 24, 2007 @ 8:59 am

  20. What the hell does ‘bloviating’ mean? It is in neither of my dictionaries.

    Scout: imovane is quite fast-acting. Half an hour after taking it, I’m out of it.

    Comment by Wandering Coyote — October 24, 2007 @ 9:31 am

  21. ross, how many times have i told you to keep up on you artynoid oil?

    coyote, ross is a science kind of guy, but he may have made the word up :D . 1/2 hour…sheesh, you’d have to time things down to the wire!!!!

    bruce…god to see your handsome face!

    NO SHE IS NOT THE WIFE OF A POLITICIAN (hint, she is not currently married)

    NO SHE HAS NEVER WRITTEN A BOOK (let alone a bodice ripper, but that would probably be her style)

    NO SHE IS NOT LAURA BUSH

    Comment by harpervalley — October 24, 2007 @ 10:13 am

  22. Famous Tools IV now appearing over at my place.

    Comment by Wandering Coyote — October 24, 2007 @ 10:25 am

  23. Does she make muzak?

    Note: this is question 1 for the day, right?

    Comment by Wandering Coyote — October 24, 2007 @ 10:26 am

  24. American, not married, not on TV… not Condi, not Lauwa, not a harlequin romance writer.

    Is she a politician?

    Comment by JJ — October 24, 2007 @ 10:31 am

  25. JJ….thinking out loud again :D

    NO SHE IS NOT A POLITICIAN per se

    hint: she was married once and now just dates.

    Comment by harpervalley — October 24, 2007 @ 10:56 am

  26. Barbara Walters?

    Comment by Karen — October 24, 2007 @ 11:04 am

  27. The kid who never wore ProKeds, and thus instead married a Fed after an ill-fated fling in Vegas, and now has trouble driving with her kids in the car?

    Would that be her?

    Go Karen!

    .

    Comment by RossK — October 24, 2007 @ 11:09 am

  28. ross!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, better watch it or karen will fling something at you.

    NO SHE IS NOT BARBARA WALTERS
    NO SHE IS NOT THE KID WHO WORE……blah blah blah

    Comment by harpervalley — October 24, 2007 @ 11:27 am

  29. i’ll be back in a couple of hours…i have to go to ICBC because some b-otch has charged me with hit and run WHEN IT WAS HER WHO HIT ME!!!! some people, sheesh!

    Comment by harpervalley — October 24, 2007 @ 11:41 am

  30. Sorry Karen – thought we had them.

    scout–sounds like you actually got hit by one of notFedKed kid’s 2nd cousins which would make it her, what, sister?

    (and that is not a SFP-related question)

    ____
    for the record: Bloviation is quite often perpetrated on entire Nations.

    Comment by RossK — October 24, 2007 @ 12:00 pm

  31. ICBC – UGH!!! Good luck with that.

    So, it’s not Brit, Condi, Laura, or Bahbwa…Married once but now just dates…

    Hm….

    Comment by Wandering Coyote — October 24, 2007 @ 12:07 pm

  32. …And not a politician “PER SE”…

    Comment by Wandering Coyote — October 24, 2007 @ 12:07 pm

  33. Wild guess #2 – Is she Shaha Ali Riza ?
    (Wolfowitz’s girlfriend but not sure if she still is)

    Comment by sassy — October 24, 2007 @ 1:51 pm

  34. I was going to guess Britney yesterday but I think Ross already has?
    We’re so cryptic around here :) Better cryptic than bloviating as my family always said.

    Is she over 50? And I’m not suggesting that is old these days scout;)

    Comment by Q — October 24, 2007 @ 2:14 pm

  35. Ya Q, but what if you are a cryptic bloviator who uses gooder grammar?

    (details of such a thing, by the way, at my place if anybody’s interested).

    And scout, when you’re done wanderin’, if you could please answer the Peripatetic Coyote’s question re: the muzak makin’, it would be much appreciated.

    Comment by RossK — October 24, 2007 @ 3:46 pm

  36. ross….now stop that, you’re confusin me :D

    oh, i don’t know if i got all the questions from people….i’ve got ICBC head (quick, ross, q, what’sa goodword for head….um, never mind that question to you too :D )

    NO SHE DOES NOT MAKE MUSIC
    NO SHE IS NOT Shaha Ali Riza
    SHE IS 50 BUT WILL SOON BE 51

    Comment by harpervalley — October 24, 2007 @ 7:01 pm

  37. NO SHE IS NOT Shaha Ali Riza – My error, I think Shaha Ali Riza is actually British.

    Comment by sassy — October 24, 2007 @ 7:45 pm

  38. I’m stumped.

    Comment by Wandering Coyote — October 24, 2007 @ 8:04 pm

  39. ok, clue time:
    narrow down profession. it may surprise you she’s a republithug

    Comment by harpervalley — October 24, 2007 @ 8:16 pm

  40. I was GOING to guess Nancy Grace, but you said she doesn’t make her living on TV. Sooooo….

    That was NOT a guess, BTW…Right?

    Comment by Wandering Coyote — October 24, 2007 @ 8:46 pm

  41. Ugh… still stumped…

    Comment by Wandering Coyote — October 24, 2007 @ 9:04 pm

  42. correct…..that was not a guess :D

    Comment by harpervalley — October 24, 2007 @ 9:23 pm

  43. Not a politician per se, but a Pol perhaps?

    (how’d it go with the insurance company that used to work for us?)

    Comment by RossK — October 25, 2007 @ 12:27 am

  44. FSP….grrrrrrrr…

    Comment by Q — October 25, 2007 @ 4:11 am

  45. Holy crap this is difficult…

    Um, is she a journalist (as in newspaper since she’s not on TV)?

    Comment by Karen — October 25, 2007 @ 5:02 am

  46. per se.

    That must mean she’s a lobbyist of some kind? One of the bible thumpers?

    Oh wait, they never divorce, it’s not a family value. How stupid of me.

    OK, is she one of the Focus on the Family ayatollahs?

    Comment by JJ — October 25, 2007 @ 8:14 am

  47. Ah Hah! How about Florida’s favourite little election fixer-upper Katherine Harris?

    Comment by Bruce — October 25, 2007 @ 8:38 am

  48. ross……what’s a POL? oh, ikeebikee told me i was at fault as according to section blah blah of the motorvehicle act the onus is on the responsibility of the person changing lanes. i said, ‘let me see that please’. she showed it to me and i said, ‘this says if it impedes traffic flow, if you’ll recall my statement i said she was stopped’. the tone changed. she asked if i had a witness, i said yes, she said they don’t consider personal friends witnessess but she’ll put it through and try. oh BOTHER.

    Q….easy there, pussycat :D

    karen….ya, you guys were guessing too easily to i came up with a beaut.

    JJ….haha, love the way you think outloud :D

    bruce….now there’s a dilly!

    NO SHE IS NOT A JOURNALIST
    YES SHE IS AN ACTIVIST BUT NOT IN THE POLITICAL ARENA WHERE SHE IS A SUPPORTER
    NO SHE IS NOT KATHERINE HARRIS

    Comment by harpervalley — October 25, 2007 @ 10:13 am

  49. Who is this bitch, damn you woman…oh, sorry Karen…I meant holy crap !

    Time to help out my pal Wile E. Coyote.
    Is she an activist re: environmental issues per se?

    Comment by Q — October 25, 2007 @ 2:18 pm

  50. Ooooh! IS it CINDY SHEEHAN?

    Comment by Karen — October 25, 2007 @ 3:57 pm

  51. Does she dislike people with an ‘alternative’ lifestyle (ie. those that won’t drink Florida Orange Juice)?

    How’s that for a ’single’ question, eh.

    .

    Comment by RossK — October 25, 2007 @ 3:58 pm

  52. scout– A pol would be somebody like Karen Hughes or Mary Maitlin or even Sandy Bee (nee Buckler).

    .

    Comment by RossK — October 25, 2007 @ 4:00 pm

  53. I’m beginning to wonder exactly how “famous” this person is…

    Comment by Wandering Coyote — October 25, 2007 @ 4:09 pm

  54. Q! how dare you use words like ‘you’ and ‘woman’. get in the cloak room!

    ross….nice try at anita bryant, but no go. i still don’t get what a pol is.

    coyote…..oh she’s famous alright….on a scale of 1 – 20 i’d give her a 10.

    NO SHE IS NOT AN ENVIORNMENTAL ACTIVIST
    NO SHE IS NOT CINDY SHEEHAN

    Comment by harpervalley — October 25, 2007 @ 5:37 pm

  55. Damn! I mean darn it all to fudgesicles. I was sure I had it on that one… Now I’ll have to wait until the morning. I have another idea but I’ll have to wait until the wee hours.

    Comment by Karen — October 25, 2007 @ 6:04 pm

  56. Well that’s it for me, I stumped. This better be good Scout :)

    Comment by Bruce — October 25, 2007 @ 6:10 pm

  57. karen….watch the language or you’ll have to join Q in the cloakroom.

    Bruce, i told you not to talk about your stump in public!!!!!

    ok, i’ve put a couple of clues in that may not seem like they’re clues. hmmm, i guess that’s why they’re clues.

    my gawd, i hope this episode isn’t a dud or i’ll have to come up with more.

    Comment by harpervalley — October 25, 2007 @ 6:45 pm

  58. I give up.

    Comment by Wandering Coyote — October 25, 2007 @ 8:40 pm

  59. Fifty yr old, formerly married but now dating American activist republican.

    How hard can that be anyway?

    .

    Comment by RossK — October 25, 2007 @ 9:15 pm

  60. hah! well! i’m going to have to put that coyote hair in cornrows and make you wear sunglasses!

    Comment by harpervalley — October 25, 2007 @ 9:22 pm

  61. Well Ross, if it’s not that hard for you, why not take a stab at it then? ;)

    I’m going to bed. I’ve been spending way too much time on this anyways. I am also going away for the weekend tomorrow afternoon, so hopefully this will be resolved by the time I get back on Sunday night.

    Comment by Wandering Coyote — October 25, 2007 @ 10:06 pm

  62. You know, I have made neither a guess nor asked a question yet today, so here goes, before I retire for the evening.

    Is she black/African American?

    Comment by Wandering Coyote — October 25, 2007 @ 10:16 pm

  63. Angela McGlowan?

    Comment by Wandering Coyote — October 25, 2007 @ 10:28 pm

  64. OK

    I got it!

    And even if it’s not right it’s pretty darn good, I reckon……

    Rudy G’s alter ego who is not a politician per se?

    Comment by RossK — October 25, 2007 @ 10:33 pm

  65. coyote, atta girl, climb back up in the saddle!

    ross….nice pic….LOVE trummps hair. wish it were cornrowed though. :D

    NO SHE IS NOT AFRICAN AMERICAN
    NO SHE IS NOT ANGELA MCLOWAN
    NO SHE IS NOT GEORGE BUSH IN DRAG

    hollywood is funny…..you have the one big hit, do a couple of flops and you’re gone!

    Comment by harpervalley — October 25, 2007 @ 10:45 pm

  66. ’twas Rudy Guliani, I believe (thus the was married, etc…..)

    Comment by RossK — October 25, 2007 @ 10:52 pm

  67. CheezeWillikers!

    Do I have to stay up to midnight to wonder if she’s a ‘10′?

    .

    Comment by RossK — October 25, 2007 @ 10:58 pm

  68. Shit lady, sometimes it’s like you send me on a self guided scavenger hunt. I was thinking of Suze Orman but she doesn’t fit the criteria, even if I think she’s a total friggin freak. Damn you Scout, I got nuttin left.

    Comment by Bruce — October 25, 2007 @ 11:07 pm

  69. Is it Bo Derek?

    (note time stamp, please)

    .

    Comment by RossK — October 26, 2007 @ 12:02 am

  70. I think I hear Ravel’s Bolero calling Bo Derek to Ross’s place…if he doesn’t mind older FSP type women?

    Comment by Q — October 26, 2007 @ 4:16 am

  71. Is she blonde?

    Comment by Karen — October 26, 2007 @ 7:12 am

  72. Ah, Bo Derek…There’s a good guess.

    Comment by Wandering Coyote — October 26, 2007 @ 8:08 am

  73. AND FIRST TIME WINNER IS ROSSK GUESSING BO DEREK!!!!!!! congrats ross….you can hang your imaginary blue ribbon around your neck!

    Comment by harpervalley — October 26, 2007 @ 9:24 am

  74. Imaginary!?????

    Are you kidding – I’m heading off to the dollar store to buy dozens of the things right now (hope there’s not too much lead in the chocolate coin medals).

    .

    Comment by RossK — October 26, 2007 @ 9:34 am

  75. Congrats, RossK!

    Thank God someone finally won this one!

    Comment by Wandering Coyote — October 26, 2007 @ 9:41 am

  76. Woo hoo! Good job Ross. I was so off on this one…!

    Comment by Karen — October 26, 2007 @ 9:55 am

  77. ross….hahaha, steep as much on your neck and lapels as you can!!!!

    ya, thank gawd someone finally got it! sheesh, i was thinking i was going to have to post her picture!

    Comment by harpervalley — October 26, 2007 @ 11:13 am

  78. And post a pick of Farrah too while we’re on a 70s babe thing…woohoo!

    Comment by Q — October 26, 2007 @ 2:31 pm

  79. farrah…….OMG!

    Comment by harpervalley — October 26, 2007 @ 5:40 pm


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