Sunday Sermon by Crystal Methodist
October 14, 2007
Ha Hoo! Parishioners, today we will concentrate on “The Jack Lord’s Prayer”.
Our Harper, who Art Garfunkel in heaven,
Hollow be they name
Thy Kindgom cum
Thy will be done
And roll over and go to sleep.
Give us this day our daily straight wed
And forgive us our bare asses
As we forgive those who bare ass against us.
And lead us not into the Temptations
And forgive us from the Beatles.
For thine is the KingKong
The power and the gory
For ever and ever
Ahhhhhhh Men.
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Q | October 14, 2007 at 10:59 am
A fine prayer and let us hope that Harper never bare asses us…yikes his belly is bad enough!
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harpervalley | October 14, 2007 at 11:34 am
Q….if harper ever did you’d best not have a wide screen tv…..you could be scarred for life.
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JJ | October 15, 2007 at 6:41 pm
amen. I’m good to go for another week of sinnery.
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harpervalley | October 15, 2007 at 7:24 pm
whoa, JJ…..you were very late for church….this may be a matter of saying five ‘hail scarey’s’.