Archive for September, 2007
I’m sorry, there will be no sermon today. The PM has summoned me for sniffer dog training in his new crack down on drugs..
I’m very honoured to be able to put my nose to use and can’t wait to get to Mr. Harper’s crotch…purely to show off my training, of course.
Lead heirarhal participants first urinate in the Prez’s ‘cup’ then dip their hands in , in a ceremony of bonding and allegiance. Steps are provided for those with shorter penises to target the cup. The urine is then bottled and mixed in with Holy Water at various churches and Masonic Halls around North America. Calderon is doing his best to have Mexico included.
This should not be tried unsupervised at home….the devil could appear at any time.
It’s not all hard work…sometimes Steve gets to play dressup, which he loves. The Harp-man welcomed players to the 2007 President’s Cup opening ceremonies in Montreal yesterday. Oh joy! Ew, I wouldn’t want thte President’s Cup, that would be smelly and might have mold or jock itch on it! Well Steve, your choice , as you suck up once again.
And uh, about the outfit….
So the Harp, amongst other stupid remarks, says he will not be bullied into ending the seal hunt…and that the number of baby seals killed is exaggerated.. Does that mean that the United States Humane Society and the resolution by a republican and democrat are wrong?
Well heck…after all, if hundreds of thousands of seals under 3 months old are slaughtered in Canada’s north every year, maybe it has been exaggerated by a couple of hundred…I didn’t see a calculator in Steve’s hand, but he can count to 71 , which he did when announcing to international circles that that is how many troops Canada has lost in Arfghanistan. Maybe next time he’ll just stomp his foot then get a sugar cube.
Steve, you’re a national treasure…you should be locked up!
HOHOHO!!!!! We had a….hmm, gee, I don’t know what it’s called but it was strange. However, the mighty Q of North of Center correctly guessed George Wallace. Site review on the sidebar.
I type in my blurb, fill out the form, do the dumb letter thing if it’s there, hit publish and….nada!!!! Ergh, frustrating.
Speaking of which, Karen at Swiftsure…you don’t have ‘others’ enabled so i can’t comment at all.
Meantime, WordPress seems to have FINALLY fixed legite comments getting caught in the spam machine.
Via Mother Jones. Be sure to click on the vanguard.org link.
*The founder of the reservation, Small Boy Camp (which Alberta took off their maps in 1992…hmmm), had many visions. One was of t.v….the other was a ‘communication tool that would connect the world and the dark forces of government would take over’.
Ha Hoo! Parishioners! Today I may shock some of you, but what we are seeing in the world is larely a religious war. I know so because I read it HERE. Yes, it’s all out war by the muslims against us poor christians.
Imagaine that! Why only yesterday it seemed the muslims knew their place then, pow, right in our kissers. It’s as though they don’t want to recognize our world domination.
T’is a heavy topic so I’ll leave off by letting you know the church potluck supper has been changed from the P.M.’s breakfast room back to the church hall. There are some security issues as word has it that little Ben was being enticed by the elder Smith girl.
(turntable noises – wooza wooka waaka waa)
This ain’t no game, time I realized
I got blood on my hands and man did I lie
For what? Some spotlight to pay lawyer bills
Maybe some cash so I could have extra frills
But that’s the pukey way, I should be behind bars
‘Stead I’ve become a big rap star – to teach, to preach
To youth today. You gonna be a killer you aint gonna get away
Cause my mind don’t stop thinking of gloves and books
Helping me get off the hook…while a woman died.
People they all be human beings , laugh ‘an cry like you and me an
Use your words not your swords, guns, and knives
No matter if you don’t want her as your wife.
So talk ’bout it ‘bro, stead of scheming a plot
Cause it’s gonna cost ya more then legal pot.
Pass me the ball! YA! Pass me the ball!
(turntable noises – wooza wooka waaka waa)
*Mark from Slap Upside the Head has successfully defended his master’s thesis…yay!
MNN. Sept. 15, 2007. On September 13th at around 4:00 pm.
witnesses saw non-native men running out, picking up
weapons and going back into the unfinished house. Inside
five non-native men had ambushed two Indigenous youth.
Their backs were against the wall, the two youth defended
themselves. The youth had gone into the house, one going one
way and the other in another direction. The older Indigenous
boy caught one of the non-native men beating his younger
The OPPolice had stopped construction that morning at 9:00 am.
Meetings were going on between the Six Nations and the
“Crown” that afternoon about the land. Stirling Construction
was illegally building houses on Six Nations land.
It is worth noting that the OPPolice were there
throughout the incident “to maintain the peace”. They had
not verified that all workers had left or that the area was secure.
They stood by and watched the non-native men go into the
house with clubs. They did not help the two Indigenous youths
who were being attacked inside. The OPP admitted, “We were
caught off guard”. [Or they were using their “discretion” not
Apparently two Indigenous youth had entered the “empty”
building and surprised the non-natives who were inside. It
was the Gualtieri brothers, Sam and Joe, and their three
nephews, of Caledonia. They started to beat one of the youth,
a very young teenager. The older youth walked in and found
Sam Gualtieri had his young brother against the wall with a
bar pressed across his throat, ready to kill him. He grabbed
whatever he could find to save his young brother. Joe Gualtieri
watched as his brother Sam took a beating. These
burly guys and their nephews were over confident. They had
numbers, strength and weight on their side, while the kids were
fighting for their lives.
Karen of ‘Voyages of the HMS Swiftsure’ correctly guessed Brian Mulroney. Review of her blog on the sidebar.
I’d like you to reach into your hearts, minds and pockets today to see that in no way was Cardinal Joachim Meisner, Archbishop of Cologne, using the term ‘degenerate’ in a Nazi sense. The poor Cardinal was merely demonstrating how art has gone too far. Why, think of the Piss Popes and how many tots probaby cried knowing the Pope was enveloped in urine! We have to think of our children. This is why we must shape the world by Christianity and Judaisim (to a certain degree, as long as they don’t control all the money and arms).
Why, the Cardinal is right! Society has run amok and we should limit art to Byzantine style and only sacred people…I think Steve would look wonderful with a halo around his head. And all those cute little birdie paintings, why put halos around their head too (save for the spotted owl).
People are quick to leap on the church, yet they don’t even realize the swaztika was a symbol of love. Thank you, thank you, oh, no, please, hold the applause so you can put money in the plate!
For ‘The Great Yellow Ribbon Debate’ see YaYa Canada.
Ontario Premier Dalton MaGuinty has a couple of tumours ready to swallow the chinless wonder up. Seems the uranium mining on unceded Algonquin land is glowing with unravelling mystery as ‘The Big O’ (ontario) becomes a radiant uranium U.S. tourist destination.
“HOT ROCKS” AT SHARBOT LAKE!
WHO IS FRONTENAC VENTURES CORP
AND WHY THE MYSTERY?
MNN. Sept. 14, 2007. Frontenac Ventures Corporation is going
to court in Kingston on September 20th to get a permanent
injunction to remove the Algonquins and their settler allies
from the land of their ancestors. They want to mine uranium.
According to Frontenac’s listing, it provides “internet electronic
commerce solutions”. Pretty vague and banal. Look at their
website and don’t be fooled.
The question that has been bugging us is how did Frontenac
get a permit from the Ontario government to explore 60 square
kilometers of East Brancroft, which are Sharbot and Ardoc
Lakes, 42 miles north of Kingston? Who is responsible for
this violation of Indigenous rights? It certainly wasn’t a public
act of the Ontario legislature.
yup. hopefully i’ll get back to blogging this weekend. Have a sunny one!
My first inclination of anything was a comment by Lynn Daniluk here. Lynn asked me to remove her as a contact , which Mohawk Nation News had listed. Fair enough, but then she posts a huge blurb that includes saying this about MREL, the company responsible for testing bombs at the site:
“..MREL is a company that has moved heavily into the defence and security industry, and in particular the development of a range of vehicle disrupters which are used to neutralize improvised explosive devises and bomb laden vehicles, placed in anything from regular automobiles up to tractor trailer sized trucks. The units are robot deployed and designed to minimize collateral damage. The thrust of their work is humanitarian with an emphasis on saving lives, both by countering the threat of bombs in the civilian community, as well as to improve the defence capability of Canadian troops.
As MREL’s current contract is designed to save lives, and not connected to the drilling of core samples or uranium mining, the alliance has made the decision to permit MREL to enter the site under a memorandum of understanding between MREL and Ardoch and Shabot Obaadjiwan First Nations.”
Right. So are these people brainwashed or cashwashed by the OPP, military, and maybe a few international unions concerned over lay-offs? And of course there’s other companies and corporations involved in the manufacturing of anything. I lay dormant on this though…what can I say, I was stuck on a rez with no internet.
Leave it to Mohawk Nation News (whom I find to be the most reliable source for indigenous reporting) to start having a look when the scenario suddenly changed for them and the Algonquin’s Chief Harold Perry:
OPP “LOOSE CANNONS” AT SHARBOT LAKE –
BIZARRE AND STRANGE HAPPENINGS!
MNN. Sept. 8, 2007. On Saturday September 8th MNN went to
Sharbot Lake to support the Algonquins in friendship. We
Mohawks are concerned about the outcome of the protest
against uranium mining because the Ottawa and St. Lawrence
River watershed on Kanion’ke:haka land is going to be affected.
We won’t let our water table get poisoned.
Algonquin war chief Harold Perry initially sent a wampum to the
Tyendinaga Mohawks for our people to join them. The wampum
is an official invitation for us to take part in the operation, not just
to be bystanders.
The Algonquins have asked supporters to visit the site of the protest.
They are trying to stop Frontenac Ventures from opening up a
uranium mine on their unsurrendered territory. Every sane and
healthy person, whether indigenous or a member of the colonial
society, can support this.
The reception at the site was stiff. We were invited to go behind
the wired fence in front of the old vacant Robertsville Mine on
Highway 509 west of Perth Ontario. We talked with war chief Earl
Brodeur. His wisdom appears to be beyond idealism. Earl told us
they were getting worldwide attention following the articles.
This is an issue that the governments who have been bought off
by commercial ventures would rather ignore.
Then the old war chief, Harold Perry, came out of the tent meeting
that was taking place beside the road outside the gate. He told us
we were not welcome and to leave immediately. He accused MNN
of inaccuracies in the stories about their issue. They say they’ve
been “damaged by them” and wanted control over MNN stories.
We were then escorted to the outside of the front gate and stood
next to the road.
Massive and capable of converting masses of people at a time, Mass Vagacide has the power to impregnate both men and women with thoughts of love. Downside: if too many people are targeted at once the Vagicide may tear and an episiotemy may be needed.
APEC: hey, we’re all pregnant! Time to think about the next generation and beyond. Why don’t we implement tough global warming measures now and make offenders who have been sidestepping for years clean up and actually pay their fines