Ha Hoo….Parishioners! Happy sabbath and I’m sure you’re here because you heard about our blue-light special on redemption! Yes, today and today only, if you up your coffer into the plate I will put in an extra good word for you to the Lord Conrad Black.
Others may have come to hear the new addition to our service. We’ve decided to keep up with the times and put a little rock ‘n roll to the good book so hired a lovely bunch of lads who call themselves ‘Judas Priest’….I’m sure they make the G-Rate standards of the Cananadian Missionary Position Alliance Church.
Don’t forget we’ll be reading from Matthew Perry 23:1 , so no hiding your head in the book and nodding off!!! I’ll be tying in Matthew with the sins of Unrepentant Old Hippie, let’s get this woman’s B-spot and shut her down for good.
PAYPAL
The B-spot shuts down on a regular basis all on its own, if by B-spot you mean “blogspot”. To say nothing of Hell-oscan comments!
Comment by jj — July 7, 2007 @ 11:35 pm
Yo! It still thinks I’m Spam
Comment by jj — July 7, 2007 @ 11:37 pm
jj….yes, indeed i talk of your blogspot….your b-spot, where you spew venom against the system and all the good we try to do……as for your other b-spot, perhaps i, crystal methodist could help you with that through the lord, of course. when boreen’s steve-spot shut down i prayed and prayed while holding her hand…..an image of laura bush appeared and lo, she was awakened.
what’s with hell-oscan???? you have been ‘approved’ from moderation, marked as ‘de-spammed’ several timmes……like wtf? maybe the wordpress gawds don’t like us? quick , get the sacraficial turkey!!!
Comment by harpervalley — July 8, 2007 @ 7:46 am
Sacrificial turkey??? Byte thou tongue, Crystal Methodist!
Comment by jj — July 8, 2007 @ 11:42 am
GASP!!! you dare speak to someone who works for jack lord like that?!?!?!?!?!?!? vapours, i’m having vapours, pass the smelling salts! pure blasphemy …..hell, fire and brimstone shall be upon you, oh sinner.
Comment by harpervalley — July 8, 2007 @ 2:18 pm
I thought the B-spot was a myth?
muahahaha
Comment by Q — July 8, 2007 @ 4:00 pm
Q…never, you evil blogger you!
Comment by harpervalley — July 8, 2007 @ 7:54 pm