Ha Hoo! Parishioners, oh parishioners! Wake up out of your Sunday Slumber so you can put more $$$ in the plate.
From Crystal 1:23: Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Steve. Hark, the Harold from the Red Green Show sings, glory to Stephen King or anyone named Stephen. Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray Jack Lord to lie beside me when I wake. Rock Hudson of ages, thy salvation, I will never believe he was gay and Mark Foley et al aren’t , it is a cover-up for a massive campaign against the sin of sodomy.
Speaking of sodomy, Boreen admitted to me she wants it ‘you know where’ but Stephen is too busy giving that out to Canadians. I had her confess to Father Ben Dover and he had her say 10 hail Bloody Mary ’s. Remember, we here at the Xtian Alliance Reform Missionary Position Church seek to forgive then make them pay.
Have a good Canada day tomorrow and don’t forget about our savage, heathen, First Nations friends….convert one today!
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HAPPY FIRST NATIONS DAY!!!!
7 responses so far ↓
JJ // July 1, 2007 at 10:01 am
LOL! Yer in good form today, Sistah Crystal! Praise the Jack Lord!
harpervalley // July 1, 2007 at 10:42 am
jj….it’s time you came around to the flock and stopped dipping into the plate!!! praise the jack lord and pass the ammunition!
Bruce // July 1, 2007 at 8:21 pm
Convert one today, seems to me we tried that before. Sometimes I wonder how white people like me could dominate the world like we did, then I remember, oh yeah, we built a culture of assholes.
harpervalley // July 1, 2007 at 8:38 pm
bruce…the tower of sphincters? well not everyone is an asshole, many have seen their way past the system.
Q // July 2, 2007 at 4:20 am
You’re #1 in the sodomy tags!
Honest, I was only doing research poking around in there
jj // July 2, 2007 at 9:48 am
HV is #1!!! Yay! Yay! Yay! We’re #1! We’re #1! We’re #1!
harpervalley // July 2, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Q….poking around in sodomy? hmmm. well i’m pleased and honoured to be #1 in sodomy….it’s not often a gal gets this award
JJ…thank you, thank you, i bow and coursey! i couldn’t have done it without your arse….wait….scratch that last comment!!!!
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