Does an O’Connor Shit in the Woods? Wake up Canada and Smell the Scat

Gordon o’CONnar, Minister of Penises, is seen above with his famous ‘grip and bend’ pose as he launches a loaf onto Algonquin land. Yes, Gordon shits in the woods, Canada’s woods.

Below the beloved sparton is seen as should be….demolished by an interceptor bear and shat out.

SPECIAL MNN REPORT:

IS CANADA THE WORLD’S “BUTT HOLE”

FOR TESTING BOMBS AND WMDs??

Sombody’s making deals with the devil!

July 26, 2007

“Ye Shall Know them by the Company they Keep” [from somewhere in the Bible?]

Ardoch Algonquin First Nation and Sharbot Obaadjiwan First Nation will be conducting a protest and information toll on Highway 7 in Perth on July 28th from 3pm-6pm. They want to stop uranium exploration and mining in North Frontenac County, 42 miles north of Kingson Ontario Canada. [For more information contact Chief Paula Sherman omanikwe@bell.blackberry.net 613-329-3706, Bob Lovelace at 613-374-5598, Chief Randy Cota 613-541-8205,  and Ormond Lee at 613-267-7584]

In a Memorandum of Understanding “Mining Resources Engineering Limited” MREL is continuing its weapons making and bomb exploding activities on Algonquin lands. We investigated and found a frightening profile on MREL.

MREL Encampment in the Bush

Their weapons testing is unacceptable! On July 13, 2007, some Indigenous people stumbled on their “secret” lab and explosive testing encampment in the bush on Sharbot Lake. They probably need to clean up some evidence of their questionable activities? We are now in the know! They are making weapons of genocide to be used on our people elsewhere in the world and, who knows, maybe even on us.

MREL tries to stay anonymous. Bill Bauer, the head, keeps company with some big guys in the BIG LEAGUE. Yes, the Department of National Defense Canada [DND] and the U.S. Department of Defense [DOD] are some of MREL’s biggest customers. They work secretly for the sake of “national security”, calling it “R&D” [Research & Development]. We know they don’t care about ‘our’ security. Why do we get the feeling that there’s a lot of “insanity” going on here? [Ask Bill Bauer of MREL at 613-545-0466 (111)Cell 613-530-0777. MREL hides out in Kingston].

Why should these secret companies and agencies know more about our security than us? We are the original owners of the land, and there are non-native settlers who live on our land.

‘Alberta bound, Alberta bound…’

Off to some Alberta Rez’s…..see ya in a week…or 1 1/2……or 2   , oh ya, I gotta work, hmmm.

Some Boys Named Sue

Sing it, Johnny!

Johnny: naw, I’m gonna do one of them talkin’ things over music. Hit it!

Seems the Algonquins never ceded their land,

but the governments using it’s dirty hands.

To let uranium mining and more…

like weapons testing at Ontario’s door.

It’s pretty ugly with them good ole boys,

their blasting weapons and bastard toys.

There’s one thing you should know bout who’s who,

them good ole boys are all named Sue.

CANADA AND FRONTENAC VENTURES “NUKE” ALONGQUINS:
MILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT FILED AT SHARBOT LAKE

MNN. July 24, 2007. The colonizers are using a new weapon
for Indigenous destruction. Law suits. Doesn’t “No mean
no”? Canada and Frontenac Ventures have devised new
tricks and donned new masks. They figure if they can sue
then they can take away our lands.

On July 23rd 2007 they punched us in the face by handing
the Algonquins a million dollar lawsuit. Canadian colonial
institutions are being used as a tool to assault us.
Remember, the Algonquins never consented to the
trespassing that’s happening on their land.

Famous Stupid People #25

WANDERING COYOTE HAS CORRECTLY GUESSED KIM CAMPBELL!!  whoa, a three time winner.

Sunday Sermon by Crystal Methodist

Ha Hoo! Parishioners!!!  It’s a sad day today, yes, my good friend Tammy Faye Baker Messner has passed over into the Lord’s Kingdom.   I’m too upset to say much other then that the mortician didn’t need formadelhyde as she was already pickled, and of course, no makeup was necessary.   Tammy, honey my dear friend, peace on your journey to the pearly gates.

Really Wear Red Friday

Our troops do need our support.  But wearing red on Fridays?   It’s really just a Harper government token gesture for our underpaid boys and girls.

What about our ‘other troops’? Our Mohawk brothers and sisters who aren’t getting paid for all the good they are doing by holding land, reclaimation, enviornmental work, and all the articles exposing the truth?

I ordered the hoodie above and love it!  There’s a small custom’s fee , but I love sporting this MNN item from Cafepress.   You can really ‘wear red’  now.  There’s a  variety of  t-shirts,  mugs etc..   I chose this  to hide  Scout’s  growing  middle aged  physique on  chilly  summer nights and  for   nights in  Hawaii.

At least with my grey hair I don’t get asked if I’m pregant .  Q, no cracks on that one!!!

Conrad, oh Conrad, why do you treat things so bad?

Connie and Barbie shown here tree planting after ‘sentencing’ by Six Nations.  You’ll ‘get it’ if you read all of this fascinating article:

“DOUBLE COLONIZATION” OF INDIGENOUS PEOPLE IN
CONRAD BLACK CASE.

MNN.  July 15, 2007.  The issue for us is violation of our jurisdiction over a
British citizen who is visiting us and “double colonization”.  We never
surrendered our jurisdiction over any of our land or ourselves.  We
continue to be independent sovereign people.  Canada and the U.S.
are squatter colonies that are in violation of our jurisdiction.

The colony of Canada is trying to colonize us and illegally asserts its
jurisdiction over us and our land by force.  Now another colony, the
U.S., is asserting its phony jurisdiction over our territory on top of the
false Canadian one.  This is “double colonization” and doubly illegal
according to international law.  Conrad Black is a British citizen who
allegedly obstructed justice in the colony of Canada.  If he broke a law,
it is the law of the land, our law.  We have the right to decide on his guilt
or innocence.

If the U.S. succeeds in their current bid to take over Canada, it will put
us back to square one in our efforts to escape colonial oppression.

Conrad Black is no friend of Indigenous people.  As a right winger he
never publicized my views in any of his papers.  In fact, he should be
prosecuted for falsely representing his papers as giving “general news”.
He personally controlled the editorial content of all his newspapers.
They were biased and diligently kept out our views.  His wife was no
better.  She wrote staggering denunciations of our legal positions in
MacLean’s Magazine and other media.  They both violated the law of
the land that everyone should have an equal voice.  They worked with
the establishment to shut us up.

From the archives…..The Harp

I removed photoshop for some reason, and haven’t reinstalled it yet.  This is the first ever post on Harper Valley:

Here he is, in full Colonizer regalia. Ya gotta love him, isn’t he beautiful? I’m not sure why he chose the harp over the pipes. I guess the name Stephen Bagpipes doesn’t quite cut it. I think it’s great he’s carrying on the Colonizer’s role, joining up with The Burning Bush and Sly Foxxe. Maybe Canada could conquer Dominica? We need a Puerto Rico or something like that, you know, somewhere warm and sunny to go in the winter that we can say is “ours”.

* he’s aged…a lot. gained weight.  vincente foxxe is no longer president of mexico.

How Many Roads Must a Man Walk Down… (BEYOND DISTURBING CONTINUED)

‘Big Guy’ has had a lot on his mind lately…like how to keep uranium mining and weapons testing on the go, as well as making cocaine trade deals with Columbia. Homer Harper said it himself at the 2006 Gr8 Scumpit – Canada’s rescourses are for sale. No wonder Bush regards Harper as his little plebe. And nuclear…after the earthquake in Japan? I don’t think so!

YaYa Canada reports more plus sent me this link.
This and This are the best i could find on Frontenac and Silvio….MORE TO COME.

click on this to enlarge. from govt. of canada.

from govt. of canada 

The number of protestors near Sharbot Lake is growing:

CANADA’S VERY OWN “CHERNOBYL” NUCLEAR
DISASTER IN THE MAKING AT SHARBOT LAKE
JUST NORTH OF KINGSTON ONTARIO.

MNN. July 14, 2007. The standoff over uranium mining
at Sharbot Lake just north of Kingston Ontario is not a
conflict between “natives and non-natives” as the
Globe and Mail suggests. The dispute is between the
Indigenous landowners and the mining companies and
their colonial government puppets.

Non-natives who want a peaceful and healthy future for
their children are rallying in support of the Indigenous
owners of the land. In this instance nobody with any
sense is supporting uranium mining and the kind of
activities that turns the earth into a toxic waste dump.
In the past week Highways 509 and 7 were blocked to
protect our lands and the Ottawa/Mississippi rivers
watersheds from radioactive contamination.

A mysterious private company called “Frontenac
Ventures Corporation” FVC has been trespassing
on our land so it can extract our resources.

a blessing for Mother Earth

Scout’s a tired girl because I’ve been having fun making a cd this weekend. It all started by attending a wee party and saying a blessing in the star language….the only language besides english I speak. It is the ancient universal healing language and usually only elders recognize it, though some feel as though they recognize what’s being said.

Anyways, the b.c. coordinator for Fire the Grid, which is this Tuesday (check the web site for times) , asked if I could put it down on tape. Having a friend with a recording studio, I popped down four tracks and we made a production of it. Scout is just getting too old to be up till 3:30am then function the next day.

I did the graphics , yay, and it’s pretty ‘woo woo’ for those of you not into spirituality.

I’ll do my best to make the blogging rounds tomorrow…if I don’t sleep the day away again! Yawn, fizzle, kaputski.

Crystal Methodist is on Vacation in Alberta with the Harpers

Instead, I bring you this cool photo taken by my niece, Kristy Tillman.  It made the finals on Canada AM’s ‘The Great Canadian Passport.  Ok, well, she’s my husband’s niece but that doesn’t mean i can’t brag

Eat Bread Friday

Beyond Disturbing

THIS IS OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE TO READ …IT’S BEYOND DISTURBING AND LOOKS LIKE CANADA IS WEAPONS TESTING , POSSIBLY NUCLEAR, IN ONTARIO ON FIRST NATION TERRITORIES….THIS AFFECTS US ALL:

“MANHATTAN PROJECT” AT SHARBOT LAKE

MNN. July 9, 2007. It’s becoming more and more apparent
that we are being used as “guinea pigs” for research and
experimentation by government funded mad scientists from
around the world. Remember “agent orange”, “LSD”,
ammunition testing at Sarcee and Ipperwash? You’d think
people would know better by now and be decent. No way,
Jose! It’s vicious disgusting and as slimy as a crude oil
slick floating on a lake full of dead fish. Canada thinks we
are expendable. They carry out psychological and physical
testing of weaponry on our lands. They sit back and stare
at us through binoculars and microcopes to see how we
are going to react.

On Sunday July 8th 2007 at 3:00 pm. The Algonquins of
Sharbot and Ardoc Lakes protested the rape and violation
of their land by blocking Highway 7, which is 42 miles
north of Kingston Ontario. They want to stop “Frontenac
Ventures Corporation”, Mining Resource Engineering
Limited MREL, Natural Resources Canada and Indian Affairs
from digging for uranium at a former mine site near Ardoc
north of Sharbot Lake Ontario. All of this is on unsurrendered
Indigenous land. This whole venture is starting to smell more
and more like sulfur and other explosives as well as uranium
mining.

Famous Stupid People # 24

WANDERING COYOTE OF WANDERING COYOTE CORRECTLY GUESSED

HAMID KARZAI OF AFGHANISTAN

It’s…..Tuesday ‘Famous Stupid People’ contest time again!!! Rules on the sidebar; one question and one guess per person per day. This time it’s a male.

Like Father, Like Son??? Editorial on Shawn Brandt’s Arrest

Steve and son, Ben hanging together in Ontario summer heat. The only difference between skinheads and Harper’s government (or any of the past) is if you put on a suit and hold public office, your racist endeavors become ‘legitimate’. So why doesn’t the mainstream protest? Illusion is everything.

EDITORIAL: WE THINK BEFORE WE ACT:
“MISCHEVIOUS” SHAWN BRANT DENIED BAIL
By Khanentenitha Horn

MNN. July 4, 2007. On the June 29th “Indigenous
Action Day” the Canadian government had set all
kinds of traps for us to fall into. We held thousands
of gatherings to make our presence and issues
known to the public without one act of violence.
Corporate Canada tried to stir up phony accusations
against Mohawk Shawn Brant of Tyendinaga.

The Ontario Provincial Police OPP closed down the
Trans-Canada Highway and CN Rail closed down
their tracks that run though our community. “He
made us do it”, say the cops and the corporation.
Shawn’s been accused of “mischief” for thinking
about it. Why isn’t the OPP charging itself for
closing the 401? Why isn’t CN being charged for
closing the rails?

Sunday Sermon by Crystal Methodist – Blue Light Special on Redemption

Ha Hoo….Parishioners! Happy sabbath and I’m sure you’re here because you heard about our blue-light special on redemption! Yes, today and today only, if you up your coffer into the plate I will put in an extra good word for you to the Lord Conrad Black.

Others may have come to hear the new addition to our service. We’ve decided to keep up with the times and put a little rock ‘n roll to the good book so hired a lovely bunch of lads who call themselves ‘Judas Priest’….I’m sure they make the G-Rate standards of the Cananadian Missionary Position Alliance Church.

Don’t forget we’ll be reading from Matthew Perry 23:1 , so no hiding your head in the book and nodding off!!! I’ll be tying in Matthew with the sins of Unrepentant Old Hippie, let’s get this woman’s B-spot and shut her down for good.

Personal Classifieds

I am a:

Man seeking a man

On the rebound. 5’9″, blue contact lenses, black hair but streak it, good looking, Jewish, but race or religion doesn’t matter (save for Italians). Like to walk, public speaking, healing, performing miracles.

Are you that special someone to help me build my dream home (excellent carpentry skills). I also like to travel, am a social activist and great cook.

I’m not much into wardrobe…sandals and robes rule me . Tend to talk alot (just say shut up when you’ve had enough), and love children and animals (especially baby sheep).

TV – don’t have one. Movies – nothing Mel Gibson but I like adventure and romances. Jack Black for comedy. Fave Books – War and Peace, who-done-its (strictly for travel reading honey), biographies of famous queers.

Idea of a perfect first date? You and me at a desert oaisis, our camels nearby, us feeding each other fine cheeses, wine, and sacramental wafers (unsalted with no trans-fats). Fruit, I almost left out the fruit

Contact: MisterNazareth@hotmail.com

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For BC Waterboy, Bruce, Mark and Montreal Simon…created from a July 02, 2007 post on Waterboy’s blog, The Kalamalka Rainbow.

Wear Red Underwear Friday

Yup, that thar’s really Stockwell ‘Doris’ Day, pourin’ himself a batch of Rocky Mountain campfire special blend java ( Starbucks and Tim’s grind boiled over an open fire, the ‘two mountain jig’ administered and voila). Nothin’ like a good cup o brew to wake ya up in the mornin’ lessen ya fall asleep at the constituency office.

Stocky-Baby’s gotta keep awake lest some terrorists invade small towns and bomb the pickle barrels with the checkers game on top. His HUGE, Medium, ok, pea-size brain (all right all right!) cauliflower is on orange alert constantly.

Dare HV even suggest a chemical sweetener?

Harper Signs Up

It’s the talk of the town….er, country. Canada’s casualties in Arfghanistan.

Ever the photo-op denier, Steve-Joe ‘signed up’ , donned uniform and is headed to Karzai’s money maker….I mean troubles. Tim Horton’s has stocked up to placate Steve’s appetite and he’ll serve for 2 hours in an office, filing and doing other ‘Klinger’ duties. Originally he wanted to play the role of Radar, but his heaing didn’t pass muster. Hmmm.

If all goes well, Steve says he’d like to move up to a more principle role and play Hawkeye or Honeycut, however the director Generals feel he’s more suited for Charles Emerson Winchester lll.

Have fun, Steve, and don’t forget to bring Boreen back a nice pink burka (Bev Oda would like pale blue).

Famous Stupid People # 22

Bruce from Canuk Attitude correctly guessed Eva Braun. why am i getting so peeved when people guess….oh ya, i wanted a really long, spread out one