Harper Valley

May 12, 2007

Confessions of an Insurgent

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I confess. After reading THIS, I am convinced they should cuff me immediatley. In fact I may turn myself in….turn myself into what, I don’t know but it won’t be an apple (red on the outside, white on the inside).

Maybe they should come and get me right now. After all, if promoting or taking part of anything to do with Native Indian Sovereignty is a crime then throw me in Canadian Gitmo and pass the pemican, please. For gawd’s sake….I’ve posted stories here on indigenous sovereignty….I have a link to a website I created that has articles of ‘terrorist’ activities like reclaiming land in a peaceful way, promoting prayers, poking phun at the OPP, pointing to government and organization websites and addressess to pen letters, pickin on Gary MacHale, and overuse of the letter ‘P’ in general.

Note how I look….this is how insurgents look. Fangs to vampirically bite the necks of those who uphold the colonial system. Shiny, wonky eyes (the better to see them with), devi’s horns (they’re really e.s.p. antenae but don’t tell anyone that), Mr. Spock ears (to better hear them with). My heavens and stars, someone who promotes things like THIS legal opinion that shows the North American governments are in fraud and treason unto themselves, therefore not legal entities should be put away forever for seeing and pointing out the truth…because we all know THE TRUTH is not what BiG BROTHER wants us to know. Here, I’ll post some dangerous words, ‘ROCK ON SIX NATION CLAN MOTHERS, GO DEH CHO GO, INDIGENOUS PEOPLE OF THE WORLD IGNITE (please light your smudges to say prayers).

If authorities don’t come and get me within two weeks I shall have to go to them and beg them to shackle me. It may be the only photo-op I get with Stephen Harper.

Remember to send cakes with files in them (no no no, not for breaking out, how could you think of letting a non-dangerous person out of jail!!!!….it’s for keeping a decent manicure and pedicure). OH, I promise to send postcards from the Hague!!!!

7 Comments »

  1. Don’t worry, break-out is on for midnight. Just go for a stroll in the yard and watch for the helicopter, we’ll toss a rope out.

    Comment by jj — May 12, 2007 @ 8:50 pm

  2. well thanks JJ…would that helicopter be disguised as a turkey by any chance? i fully expect you to be wearing your aviator shades :D

    oh, i forgot…the big nostrils….the better to smell them with.

    Comment by harpervalley — May 12, 2007 @ 10:37 pm

  3. Thanks for posting the link to the story. I had no idea!! Though, I am totally not surprised. It’s so sad that this is happening and that it’s not being reported in the media. It just goes to show that there’s no political will in this country to give First Nations a fair deal.

    Great photoshopping, BTW. You are a genius.

    Comment by Wandering Coyote — May 13, 2007 @ 8:18 am

  4. coyotye…whaddya mean, this is what i really look like :) . ya , the media does their best to black out the truth. and the politicians, aw come on, harper is doing his best to keep us in the dark ages. now where’s my witches broom, i swore i parked it right outside the door!

    Comment by harpervalley — May 13, 2007 @ 8:38 am

  5. unable to post

    Comment by The Anon — May 13, 2007 @ 11:40 am

  6. I hope this time it goes through.

    Scout you are finally back and on tracks.

    Here is the situation. There is a divine right of the newcomers on land and waters. They can take land and water and whatever is in it. If you try to claim it back then you are a “terrorist”. This applies in North America and anywhere else on the globe because such a rights is universal. It applies in Iraq and Afghanistan and elsewhere. That is the way it goes. What other conclusion one can reach.

    It is sad. Genocide is ongoing here and on international level. Look what Putin called U.S. – the Nazi tactics.

    Comment by The Anon — May 13, 2007 @ 11:59 am

  7. The Anon!!!!! i’ve been wondering where you’ve been….yay, good to have you back commenting :) . yes, it is a divine right, decreed by an old man with long white hair and beard. i think his name is ged, gad, gud, or somemthing like that.

    gyd says to conquer, so they must. otherwise they might be reduced to selling shoes or digging ditches. we can’t have that , can we?

    gee, i stood with my arms clasped today waiting for cops or the army to arrive to cuff me…nada! they are not doing their job!!!

    Comment by harpervalley — May 13, 2007 @ 3:43 pm


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