Bush Goes Bushless in Brazil
While protestors hit the streets of Sao Paulo as President Bush visited Brazil to sign an ethanol deal, Georgie-boy was swinging down the streets so fancy-free after his Brazilian Wax job.
George: Well, ya know, I thought I’d surprise Laura, we kinda needed something to spruce up the marriage a bit. Sides, getting my acorns stripped gives me the rancher’s swagger I never really had before. Now when we get our first load of South ‘Merican moonshine, I can walk like I talk.
The Twins first suggested the wax job to me then when Condi said it’s where she goes to get her beard and stache removed i knew I was in the right place at the right time. That nice gal who stripped me, she was workin’ hard!