Bush Goes Bushless in Brazil
March 8, 2007 at 10:09 pm 3 comments
While protestors hit the streets of Sao Paulo as President Bush visited Brazil to sign an ethanol deal, Georgie-boy was swinging down the streets so fancy-free after his Brazilian Wax job.
George: Well, ya know, I thought I’d surprise Laura, we kinda needed something to spruce up the marriage a bit. Sides, getting my acorns stripped gives me the rancher’s swagger I never really had before. Now when we get our first load of South ‘Merican moonshine, I can walk like I talk.
The Twins first suggested the wax job to me then when Condi said it’s where she goes to get her beard and stache removed i knew I was in the right place at the right time. That nice gal who stripped me, she was workin’ hard!
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Great Aunty Bertha | March 9, 2007 at 8:10 am
It is a bloody good thing for my laptop that I wasn’t drinking anything.
Thanks for the laugh, Scout. I really needed that this morning.
GAB
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harpervalley | March 9, 2007 at 11:44 am
hey GAB! my pleasure to give you a near scrren spray
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Mann | July 30, 2007 at 4:57 pm
Are you sure that George was not being transgended by Lorena B.? Loosing his hard drive for a floppy is a bushy strategy to become first women president.