What and Hu’s Going On?

China’s President Hu Jintao is stepping up military spending.

The latest reports indicate Chinese toy manufacturers are taking on the fabrication of tanks and war planes, made to last two years. Most are remote controlled and could do severe damage to dogs and cats. Taiwan, the United States and North Korean citizens are warned to keep all pet gerbils and hampsters indoors as a safety precaution.

Meantime , as military buildup continues on Hawaii with Stryker units and training grounds for troops headed to Iraq, the mongoose have gone into mysterious hiding.