The Turkey Goes To Turkey
November 29, 2006 at 9:23 am 21 comments
Holy cow…or is that turkey…or RATzinger? The Pope is in Turkey insisting it’s NOT A POLITICAL move, but he’s there to support Turkey’s bid to join the E.U.. And how can that not be political, Mr. Ratzinger? Oh, pardon, me, amongst other things it would mean Turkey’s few thousand Catholics being able to throw euros into the collection plate. And he does, after all, have to make political ammends for once stating that Muslims are all about violence.
“Fellow Catholic Turks. It is good to be here where Mary spend her final years., even though it was with a guy, but we won’t go into details of unholy wedlock. I’d like to encourage your bid for the European Union so a muslim nation can act civilly because Turkey is too close to the Vatican and I’m scared. But this is not political…no, ah, it’s more about good relations because, like I said, I’m scared.
When I told Prime Minister Erdogan and President Sezer, ‘Kiss my ring’, i meant the one on my finger, honest. We had a nice meeting and I brought some Holy Crackers to munch on. Its not true, when I dumped a pitcher of water on his head I was baptizing him.
So join me now in prayer as we ask for all western nations to united against the yellow peril. I’d also like a Nobel Peace Prize. Remember to breed, and perhaps Muslims will come onside so we have enough white folk to go up against the dirty commies. I may issue a Papal Bull on this. In fact, the Papal Bull is looking forward to flaring his nostrils meeting young muslim men.
Remember, Deep Integration for the western world is a double entendre, but keep it quiet, will ya?”
*JJ at Unrepentant Old Hippie brought my attention to the Pope’s HOT secretary, Monsignor Georg Ganswein. Nothing like a papal pinup boy!
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JJ | November 29, 2006 at 10:18 am
Love the red prada shoes. Hmm – where’s his sexytary?
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Bill-Muskoka | November 29, 2006 at 10:46 am
And here I thought all he says is Bull?
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Bill-Muskoka | November 29, 2006 at 10:47 am
Where’s his sexytary? They couldn’t get an alter aboard the plane, so no alter boys came…along!
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Bill-Muskoka | November 29, 2006 at 11:30 am
Well shuckyderms…Make that an ‘altar’! Brain fart!
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Paul Vincent | November 29, 2006 at 12:24 pm
Its actually kind of interesting he had this trip planned long before he made those comments. Originally he was just going to meet with the Patriarch but nows hes also going to talk with a couple of scattered Muslim communities.
I don’t know how it could be that political of a meeting considering he won’t be meeting with any of the Turkish leaders any more than briefly.
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harpervalley | November 29, 2006 at 12:46 pm
jj, dang, i forgot about his hot secretary…..maybe i’ll tag a shot of him at the end as a little eye candy for all.
bill, he’ll just have to do with altered boys.
paul, hi and welcome, meeting with the leaders to pump their bid for the e.u. is pretty political if you ask me……the pope is acting as calendar boy on this one…..he’s been saying it’s all about peace etc., so that’s a feather in turkey’s cap. i’m sure there’s more behind the scenes then we know.
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Bill-Muskoka | November 29, 2006 at 12:48 pm
Paul Vincent,
Everything the Pope does is ultimately political! He is the Head of the Vatican State… remember?
He also does not accept the separation of Church and State!
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Bruce | November 29, 2006 at 1:50 pm
I can’t even stand watching the guy walk, there’s something about his gait that flips me out. Even the double-breasted white coat, even though it’s white, he looks like a mortician. Everything about him is just wrong, wrong I tell you.
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Dawg | November 29, 2006 at 2:18 pm
You need some religious sensitivity training.
Give the Pope some respect and don’t call him Mr. Ratzinger. He holds the highly honorable position in the good Roman Catholic church. Address him as Colonel Ratzinger.
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Bruce | November 29, 2006 at 2:57 pm
Colonel, LMAO
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Bill-Muskoka | November 29, 2006 at 3:17 pm
DAWG,
If that is THE DAWG, Welcome back!
Yes Colonel is Perfect, er, maybe prefect, eh?
He sees nothing, knows nothing, and says nothing! Klink, Klink go the whifters!
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harpervalley | November 29, 2006 at 3:53 pm
bill…right on about papal politics.
bruce….oh my gawd, a mortician!!! TOO PERFECT….i do love the double breasted white coat though. i’d consider one for myself but i’d have mustard or chocolate or something all over it in no time short.
dawg….hahaha, colonel ratzinger! well delivered too as at first i was thinking ,’oh no, a serious catholic’…
and ‘pray’ tell, bill, who is this infamous dawg???
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Bill-Muskoka | November 29, 2006 at 4:38 pm
scout,
“but i’d have mustard or chocolate or something all over it in no time short.”
Now that explains the white coat…he is a a soda Jerk!
Most likely found at your local DQ (Dildo Queen)
Dr. Dawg, who is a fellow blogger extraordinaire!
http://drdawgsblawg.blogspot.com/
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JJ | November 29, 2006 at 5:28 pm
Yum, that’s better.:)
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harpervalley | November 29, 2006 at 7:10 pm
bill…do they order ‘special sundays’ at dildo queen?
jj…..ah yes, a good eye gazer, ain’t he? i’ll have to find lots of pics of him and make up scout’s 2007 calendar.
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Annamarie | November 29, 2006 at 10:04 pm
Scout, that sexretary of Col. Ratzinger’s is sure HOT!! Yum-yum eye candy!! Sure would love to see a full-body shot of him…
Dr. Dawg is indeed ‘blogger extraordinaire’! He’s one of my faves. Glad to see him commenting here.
Scout, you’re doing very well blogging by candlelight in the cold. I can’t even manage a decent post in the warm with electricity! Go figure…
GL on the awards nominations. Hope you get tops – you certainly deserve it!! Yay for Scout!!!!
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Bill-Muskoka | November 30, 2006 at 6:12 am
scout,
Semantics seem to play such a significant role in today’s perceptions I thought this lesson might be helpful:
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, “Dad, what is the difference between “potentially” and “realistically?”
The father thought for a moment, then answered, “Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.”
So the boy went to his mother and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?” The mother replied, “Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!”
The boy then went to his sister and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?” The girl replied, “Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?”
The boy then went to his brother and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?” “Of course,” the brother replied. “Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?”
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, “Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?” The boy replied, “Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we’re living with two hookers and a Gay.” .
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harpervalley | November 30, 2006 at 8:35 am
annamarie….well, full body shots of sexratary georg (how romantically italian, no ‘e’ on the end) aren’t revealing as he’s wearing a long dress. but i could find one as the torso does get shown off a bit. and thanks for the GL !
bill, oh haha, kinda saw that one coming….NEXT! (ha cha cha cha, you got a million of ‘em)
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Bill-Muskoka | November 30, 2006 at 9:35 am
scout,
“bill…do they order ’special sundays’ at dildo queen?”
I do not know, but I bet Crystal Methodist does??? Ask her!
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harpervalley | November 30, 2006 at 9:50 am
i left a message on crystal methodist’s phone….it said that she’s at a woman’s auxillary tea at the dildo queen, so i guess that’s our answer.
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Bill-Muskoka | November 30, 2006 at 11:49 am
She be strokin’ I bet? LMAO!