The Turkey Goes To Turkey
Holy cow…or is that turkey…or RATzinger? The Pope is in Turkey insisting it’s NOT A POLITICAL move, but he’s there to support Turkey’s bid to join the E.U.. And how can that not be political, Mr. Ratzinger? Oh, pardon, me, amongst other things it would mean Turkey’s few thousand Catholics being able to throw euros into the collection plate. And he does, after all, have to make political ammends for once stating that Muslims are all about violence.
“Fellow Catholic Turks. It is good to be here where Mary spend her final years., even though it was with a guy, but we won’t go into details of unholy wedlock. I’d like to encourage your bid for the European Union so a muslim nation can act civilly because Turkey is too close to the Vatican and I’m scared. But this is not political…no, ah, it’s more about good relations because, like I said, I’m scared.
When I told Prime Minister Erdogan and President Sezer, ‘Kiss my ring’, i meant the one on my finger, honest. We had a nice meeting and I brought some Holy Crackers to munch on. Its not true, when I dumped a pitcher of water on his head I was baptizing him.
So join me now in prayer as we ask for all western nations to united against the yellow peril. I’d also like a Nobel Peace Prize. Remember to breed, and perhaps Muslims will come onside so we have enough white folk to go up against the dirty commies. I may issue a Papal Bull on this. In fact, the Papal Bull is looking forward to flaring his nostrils meeting young muslim men.
Remember, Deep Integration for the western world is a double entendre, but keep it quiet, will ya?”
*JJ at Unrepentant Old Hippie brought my attention to the Pope’s HOT secretary, Monsignor Georg Ganswein. Nothing like a papal pinup boy!