My favorite funny man, Havril of [insert something clever], continues his posts of humour about not placing in Round Two of the Canadian Blog Awards. Havril makes me laugh so hard I actually conceded to him before the results were in. Friends can’t understand why I’m mad he didn’t place.
Oh ya, well I’ll tell you why….rather, I will point to you why. Go over and check Havril’s blogpost “Well, not so much staggered as got dragged by a salt truck”. Play the video . Yes, you can now see Havril, part lV on DVD.
For a guy who had 50% of his brain cells knocked out while stealing a skipping rope from grade two girls , he’s pretty brilliant after surviving the beating. And this was only last year.
As for you Mercer, here’s an email exchange I had with him:
TO: Scout
FROM: Rick Mercer, Canadian Celebrity
Subject: Canadian Blog Awards
Dear Scout,
Eat my cod herring piece.
To: Rick Mercer, former extra in the Beachcombers
From: Scout
Subject:Re: CanadianBlog Awards
Mercer, eat my red snapper.
TO: Scout
FROM: Rick Mercer, Juno Award Winner
Subject:Re: Re: Canadian Blog Awards
Your Mother wears army boots.
To: Rick Mercer, Mother Corp. Whore
From: Scout , Bronze medaliist Canadian Participaction Awards
Subject:Re: Re: Re: CanadianBlog Awards
That’s not true, she’s in the navy.
TO: Scout, cameo appearance only in Havril’s video
FROM: Rick Mercer, potential Oscar Award Winner
Subject: Re:Re: Re:Re:Canadian Blog Awards
You eat shit sandwhiches
To: Rick Mercer, former extra in the Beachcombers
From: Scout , twice failed ‘beginner’s swimming’
Subject:Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CanadianBlog Awards
That’s not true, I don’t like bread.
*Mercer, you’re funny. You’re very funny. Where’s you comment’s section? Part of blogging is reading the comments…a blog without comments is a snog. Rick, I like ya, but you’re no Havril. (this is , of course, in jest and i love Mercer’s blog and see why he is ranked so high).
**For those of you interested in the Alberta Leadership Contenders, Bazz at Oi! Thump! has been putting some good time in to give an assessment of what’s happening.
10 responses so far ↓
Saskboy // November 27, 2006 at 7:39 pm
I really need to make a video endorsing me.
Sheena // November 27, 2006 at 8:21 pm
Ok ok, I’ve started voting for you, Saskboy.
harpervalley // November 27, 2006 at 8:36 pm
saskboy….just get the camera out, but please, no nudity!!! well, on second thought….
sheena, easy gal, he may invite you to come lay fallow in his field!!!
Sheena // November 27, 2006 at 9:08 pm
OK, I’ll add Fallow to my list.
Sheena // November 27, 2006 at 9:09 pm
I guess Havril’s going to be pissed that the comments are all about Saskboy, eh?
harpervalley // November 27, 2006 at 9:49 pm
sheena, easy, easy, he may just take me off his video at his site (have you seen it, tres excellente!).
so, we’ll put it this way….sheena was laying in fallow’s field where poppies don’t grow. in stepped a tall, dark man with a hand over his face……
dief // November 27, 2006 at 10:03 pm
I agree, that Havril is damn funny.
In fact I might have to take Mercer’s apporach and remove my comments section because Havril comments are ussually funny enough to make my posts look lame.
harpervalley // November 28, 2006 at 12:12 am
dief, welcome…i agree…in fact i may have to ban havril from my site all together. what’s his ip again….doesn’t it have 666 in it?
havril // November 28, 2006 at 8:37 pm
My ears are ringing. Probably frostbite.
harpervalley // November 28, 2006 at 10:53 pm
maybe tintinitis. gawd i love that word!!!
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